Ruochen legend of Douluo

"I'll go! Are you so crazy? Thor, God of Thunder."

Zhang Ruochen was no longer prepared to pretend to be innocent, and looked directly at his current father with unscrupulous eyes.

"Pfft."

As Zhang Ruochen finished speaking, Pang Shou spit out the food in his mouth.

but!Fortunately, Pang Shou reacted quickly and sprayed the food in his mouth on the ground, otherwise Zhang Kuang sitting opposite him would definitely kill him!

"Admiral of the Nine Sects! Do you have the nerve to laugh?"

Although Pang Shou didn't spray on his face, Zhang Kuang still expressed his dissatisfaction with his second brother.

Pang Shou's mouth twitched, but he did not refute his boss, but continued to eat the food in front of him.

Because he knew it was Zhang Ruochen's moment with the boss, he still felt uncomfortable not stepping forward.

"Hmph! People as old as you are playing in the village, but you are the only one who always runs to the mountains every day, let alone giving your father a nickname."

Zhang Kuang chose to take the lead in questioning and launch his first attack.

"How can I cook for adults at my age? If, as you say, there are children of my age peeing in adults' water bottles, do you want me to imitate them?"

Faced with his eldest father's accusation, Zhang Ruochen retorted without mercy.

"puff"

Zhang Ruochen's second father, third father and fourth father sprayed their rice on the ground at the same time. Apparently the picture had appeared in their minds.

Chen Sheng looked at the eldest brother who was blowing his beard and staring at Zhang Ruochen. His lips opened slightly and then gradually closed. This lasted for four or five seconds. In the end, Chen Sheng still did not speak.

Although he thinks his godson is right!But because of his personality, he could only continue to eat the food in front of him.

He looked at his second, third, and fourth children arrogantly and speechlessly.

A soul saint was speechless when he was retorted by a six-year-old child, and his brother didn't even come to help!

but!

This did not stop Zhang Kuang from continuing to find trouble. He did not continue to be angry with Zhang Ruochen, but instead laughed instead of being angry.

"Your second father thinks that as old as you are, he is much more sensible than you."

Zhang Kuang directly compared his second son with this kid. Anyway, Zhang Ruochen didn't know what his second father was like when he was a child. This was his age advantage.

"If being sensible turns into fat, and fat turns into talking nonsense, then I won't be so sensible, and that means I'm sick."

Zhang Ruochen continued to argue wildly with his eldest father while eating his meal.

"What do you mean by my little bad temper? I have turned into a fat person. What do you mean by turning into a bad mouth? Is your second father that bad? You want me to be handsome, charming, and suave..."

As soon as Zhang Ruochen finished speaking, Pang Shou began to mutter.

only!The effect was very unsatisfactory. After all, in the middle of speaking, I was once again choked back by Pang Pang's look.

Zhang Ruochen glanced at his second father and ignored him.

"Why do you always talk about me? Look at my second father. He has gained so many pounds. Why don't you care about it? You only care about me, a six-year-old child. Are you embarrassed?"

"That's different."

An arrogant look on his face.

"Why are they different? We are all a family and grew up under your management. How are we different!"

Zhang Ruochen stared at his eldest father with wide eyes.

"Being a generation older than you is just different."

Zhang Kuang stared back with wide eyes.

After looking at each other for a minute, Zhang Ruochen felt his eyes were sore and chose to give up.

"Next time I will pee in the water you drink like other children. This time it will be okay!"

"How dare you! I want you to go home quickly and stop hanging out all the time!!"

Zhang Kuang felt that his whole body was not good, and he could not vent the anger in his heart even if he roared.

"Wow! What a great idea! Just watch the sunset and make waves! Then what do you call going to the red light district? The vast sea?"

Zhang Ruochen screamed strangely, not caring at all about Zhang Kuang's expression of wanting to eat him.

"Pfft! Hahahaha!"

Chen Sheng, Pang Shou and Pang Pang really couldn't help it this time. After all, they are considered a special group of people and would never laugh under normal circumstances.

but!I couldn't help but say something else.

"You brat, please be more serious."

"You know how serious you are now. Why weren't you more serious when you fed me? I took three bites of a bucket of gruel, and you ate the rest. You also said that I was too young and should eat less. If it wasn't three If dad came back early, I would have starved to death."

Zhang Ruochen slapped the table and stood up. Speaking of this incident, Zhang Ruochen still remembers it fresh.

At this moment, Zhang Kuang, who was originally angry, felt a little helpless. He was used to eating delicacies from mountains and seas, and now he was eating something that even pigs and beasts wouldn't eat. Now that he saw people eating porridge, could he not eat a little more?

"You were more serious about me back then, and I won't be like this anymore!"

Zhang Kuang looked embarrassed, but in order to save face, he did not give in.

"Sparring with your father tonight"

Zhang Ruochen was really confused this time, looking at Zhang Kuang with a dull expression.

"What? Aren't you sparring with Third Dad today! Why do you want to bully the younger ones again? You are disrespectful, shameless, and bully children. You don't even have the dignity of being a father!"

"What does it mean to bully the small with the big? I am here to help you grow up quickly. Do you have any objections, third child?"

Zhang Kuang looked at Zhang Ruochen with a serious face, maintaining his dignity as an elder.

but!Zhang Kuang didn't think so in his heart.

I can't talk you down, but why don't I beat you up and make you happy?

"Third father!"

My life and death tonight will be left to you, King Chen.

Zhang Ruochen looked at his third father with hope. He looked pitiful and pitiful.

Chen Sheng looked at Zhang Ruochen, feeling a little unbearable. His lips trembled slightly and he was about to plead. !

cough!

The arrogant coughing sound had already quietly sounded.

Having been with the third brother for a long time, Zhang Kuang glanced sideways and knew that his third brother was definitely soft-hearted.

"What are you doing? You are shameless, right?"

Zhang Ruochen's eyes widened, he was really afraid of being arrogant.

As usual.As long as he is competing with Zhang Kuang, he will definitely be a good boy for a day, but today is not the day to compete with Zhang Kuang.

As a result, he really drifted off today.

Zhang Kuang smiled awkwardly, then quickly put on a serious face, showing that he was a truly honorable gentleman.

"My throat feels uncomfortable. I can't help but cough a few times!"

but!

This excuse obviously didn't hold up. Pang Shou, Chen Sheng, and Pang Pang looked at their elder brother with speechless expressions. As a soul saint, if his throat was uncomfortable, maybe he could only lie to a ghost!

Chen Sheng looked at his elder brother and couldn't speak out the words that came to his throat.

He didn't continue to speak, but just made a few gestures.

The meaning is self-evident: Xiaochen, I'm sorry.

"I won't cook tomorrow"

Zhang Ruochen was helpless and glanced at his third father with a lot of sadness and anger.

"If you don't do it, don't do it."

After talking proudly, he immediately lowered his head and started fighting with the food on the table.

When we were arguing with Zhang Ruochen, the second, third, and fourth children had already finished eating.

He didn't even take a bite.

When Zhang Ruochen saw it, he quickly put the remaining food into his mouth, fearing that he would have to make a midnight snack.