Pirates making memes: get eight magic skills at the beginning

Of course, the collective public fund of the town is aimed at a village and town after all, and the population it serves is not large, but once it rises to the national level, it needs to face more complicated situations and serve a population more than geometric times. Departments are able to solve such a huge workload. In the process, many jobs will be created.

Thinking of this, Lieutenant General Jonathan thought to himself:

"Is it possible that all this was expected by the marshal?"

Lieutenant General Jonathan can be said to be the hero of Marshal Shura. He has been Marshal Shura's follower since he first entered the Naval Academy. After so many years, he has already understood Marshal Shura's approach. We must engage in industrial development, create more jobs, and enable more ordinary people to eat.

According to Marshal Shura, only if the people can fill their stomachs will they sincerely support him.

No matter what lofty ideals of justice or lofty ideals, these are all vain to ordinary people. What they hope more is to feed themselves and their whole family and live a good life. their most sincere wishes.

If you want to organize a national collective public fund, you need a big liar, oh no, someone who can speak eloquently to lead the way and persuade the rich and powerful in the huge kingdom to donate money enthusiastically.

Lieutenant General Jonathan glanced at several cabinet members for a moment, and soon settled on Bucky the Clown.

The clown Bucky was buried in the sea of ​​books and literature, when suddenly his tiger's body shook, and he felt something bad intuitively. When he looked up, he saw Lieutenant General Jonathan smiling at him, and he couldn't help but feel a shudder on his back.

"What does the old boy want?"

Soon, Bucky the Clown got the latest appointment from Lieutenant General Jonathan, and he was so angry that he vomited blood.

Plan to establish a national-level collective public fund to allocate domestic water conservancy construction, public transportation construction, public health construction, and school construction at all levels... There is no problem with these. The problem is that the Congress does not allocate funds and the Navy does not allocate funds. It all depends on Bucky the Clown. Go to alms alone.

"Depend on!"

The clown Bucky's face was gloomy and terrifying, he kicked open the office door and rushed out.

He knew that Lieutenant General Jonathan would find him no good, but he didn't expect it to be such a hard nut to crack.

This is a short life!

No one's money comes from the wind, especially the rich people's money, which is obtained by careful calculation, plundering, and dumping products. Every rich man is the best of the best, and I want them to contribute generously. Wealth, invested in the almost bottomless national collective public fund, may not necessarily benefit. Who would be willing to pay for it?

But no matter Bucky the Clown wants it or not, behind Lieutenant General Jonathan is Marshal Shura. This project represents the will of Marshal Shura. Bucky the Clown has to bite the bullet and do things properly in order to avoid Living up to his position as a cabinet member.

Everything needs to be done by people.

Bucky the Clown immediately selected two subordinates in the navy, Zango and Finbudi.

Zango used to be a member of the Black Cat Pirates, and Finbudi was once a tainted naval captain. Both of them had the same identities in the navy. With stains, it is difficult to further increase the military rank.

Like this type of middle and lower level officers in the Chinese army, basically no one would appreciate and reuse them.

Zango and Finbudi were originally working under Tina, but they were transferred to him by the clown Bucky. What they valued was not their abilities, identities, and backgrounds, but their thick-faced and dark-hearted advantages.

That's right, being thick-faced and dark-hearted is a disadvantage in the eyes of many people, but in the eyes of the clown Bucky, it is precisely the one-in-a-million advantage.

Many things can't be done with reason and evidence, let alone showing your status and position, and you can get it done with a good tongue, and you need surprises to win.

There is no doubt that the establishment of a national collective public fund requires the use of thick-faced and black-hearted talents.

After sorting out and checking the candidates for the rich, the clown Bucky set his sights on Valpo, the owner of the Valpo chaebol.

Speaking of which, Walpo is indeed a character. He used to be the king of the Iron Barrel Kingdom, but later lost his own country and was renamed the Cherry Blossom Kingdom. Temporarily use the ability of swallowing fruit to synthesize the shape memory alloy Wabo alloy.

Don't underestimate shape memory alloys, this is an epoch-making product.

Today, under the instruction of Marshal Shura, the Carrera Corporation is developing aerospace-related products, which requires the use of a large amount of Wabo alloy. Otherwise, ordinary steel alone cannot meet the needs of aerospace.

It is for this reason that Valpo has cooperated with Carrera Company over the years, established a special Tun Tun factory, made a lot of money, and married a young and beautiful Miss Universe, which can be said to be Winner in life.

The reason why the clown Bucky aimed at Walpo first was because of the business cooperation between the two parties. As long as he can make a breakthrough with Walpo and get a large sum of money into the national collective public fund, It is difficult for other rich people to have an excuse to refuse Bucky the Clown.

Valpo's Tuntun factory is located in the north of the huge kingdom, and Valpo's mansion is located in the east of the huge kingdom, in a dense virgin forest.

In this primeval forest, there are many kinds of rare and exotic animals. Under the protection of a group of black-clothed bodyguards, Walpo rides a rare animal and holds a shotgun in his hand to hunt in the forest.

Every time a shotgun rang out, there would be a beast in the forest lying in a pool of blood.

Valpo hugged his tall and charming wife and kept showing off.

"Honey, what do you think of my gun skills?"

"You are amazing!"

The former Miss Universe winked like silk, and her whole body was soft, sticking to Walpo's broad chest.

And the black-clothed bodyguards behind them silently put away the silenced guns in their hands, hiding their achievements and fame, and will never tell the boss that the prey is actually a sure shot with his help.

Walpo and his party came back full of prey. It was a huge manor covering an area of ​​more than a thousand acres. The flowers and plants in the manor were cut by special gardeners and trimmed into various sculptural shapes. Like a group of guards ready to go to welcome the returning king, this is obviously caused by Walpo's obsession with the former kingdom deep in his heart.