Madara's Journey of Pirates

About 10 minutes later, amidst the screams that continued to come from the Uchiha mansion, something horrific should have happened.

Uchiha Madara, one of the instigators, is cleaning up the large pits on the floor that have been corroded by ancient nightmare-level cooking at the moment.

As connoisseurs, Gion and Ryu collapsed on the sofa and rolled their eyes, foaming at the mouth.

At the same time, Gouzi, who was wearing a lady's pajamas and wore a pair of e-level pink hoods on his head, tried his best to act as a big pink fly and barely escaped, smashed open the door, and started yelling at the kitchen.

"Blade! You are a deadly pedophile, a drug addict, I can't stop talking to you!!"

Madara, who had just walked out of the kitchen, was taken aback when he saw Gouzi's explosive appearance. The water glass in his hand slipped inadvertently and fell to pieces on the ground.

Looking at the dog with a huge bra in front of him, he asked a little dullly.

"Have you... finally completely abandoned your dignity?"

Hearing Madara's question, Gouzi suffocated immediately, broke down, and got angry because of patronizing, and didn't take off his equipment.

But in line with the attitude of losing to others, Gouzi immediately tore off the bra on the top of his head, and angrily yelled at Madara.

"Everything is dirty when people are dirty, you are perverted, haven't you seen a disguise technique?"

......

Looking at the righteous indignation Gouzi in front of him, Madara made a seal silently.

'Transfiguration'

After the white smoke passed, Madara turned into a strange man, staring at Gouzi expressionlessly, and the meaning he wanted to express was self-evident.

Ninja, I need a hairy disguise technique.

Looking at Madara who performed the transformation technique in front of him, the whole dog froze in place.

So... In fact, I don't need that E-level bra to become a pink mung bean fly?

At the same time, Long, who was lying on the sofa in the living room, who was dying, suddenly made a sound.

"The book says that some guys who lack maternal love will show unique hobbies in the model of certain organs."

Listening to the paralyzed dragon's nonsense, Gouzi and Spotted Eyelid twitched at the same time.

Which bastard wrote this collection of biology courses?Green gloves?

And Gion, who also drank half a pot of sansho fish venom, was not very conscious at the moment. Hearing Long's words, he instinctively clenched his chest, and said somewhat vaguely.

"So...will my future boyfriend be a single parent or an orphan?"

Hearing Gion's question, Gouzi immediately replied.

"No, judging by your current situation, I just pray that you find a male creature."

"I listened to Master Dog's persuasion. You may be true love, but you really can't have children."

"That gadget is useful, so it's better to have one."

Listening to the nonsense of the two and one dog in front of him, black lines appeared on Madara's forehead again.

These three... idiots.

In the next second, Madara appeared in front of Gouzi, reached out and grabbed a large bowl of bubbling purple fish soup from the void, opened Gouzi's mouth and poured it in.

After a while, the three sofas in Uchiha's house were finally full.

Gouzi is dying, Gion throws up while hugging the trash can, and Long is unconscious.

It can be seen from this that the half-step Six Paths are better than the peak. Unlike Long and Gouzi who were poisoned and stupid, at least Gion's stupidity was born.

........

It was already noon when Gion and the others recovered.

At this time, the two of them and the dog were both powerlessly slumped on the sofa, groaning, and from time to time they even had to suck up two mouthfuls of porridge.

When it comes to porridge, we have to mention the all-encompassing nature of creatures, but the diversity of these three things cannot be covered anyway.

Cream puff porridge, chocolate chicken leg porridge, and corn egg porridge, if it weren't for the stewed fish with sansho venom, then these three bowls could already be called anti-biological.

Looking at Banna's busy figure in the kitchen, Gouzi whispered angrily.

"Heh~ Don't look at him being able to show off his power at the moment, I guarantee he won't have a place to cry later."

Gion and Long Wenyan were interested at the same time. Although one of them has muscle weakness and the other is mentally handicapped, they are still very interested in countering Uchiha Madara.

Although Gion was a little weak, the flame called death in her eyes was still bright.

"Tell me, tell me, what did you do?"

Long also hurriedly agreed.

"Aba Aba."

Gouzi immediately smiled evilly and said to the two of them.

"I, on the way to be chased by the instructors of the dog control center, was accidentally moved by a tree branch, and then fell on the public phone bug and called Hancock."

"It is said that Madara wants to hear his deeds spread in the sea, so she asked her to bring those collection books to recite in person."

Gion or Dragon:! ! !

Gion immediately exclaimed to Gouzi in astonishment.

"Wow, it's okay, are you so ruthless?"

Long also nodded confidently.

"Abba, Abba."

Gouzi also nodded solemnly to the dragon.

"Well, it makes sense, I'll call them all in a moment."

Gion: ? ? ?

You two have studied the language of some novel species behind my back, is that?

Looking at Gouzi who excitedly began to call the cadres on Wanfo Island one by one, Gion was suddenly taken aback, and asked a little dullly.

"Well... If they all come over, my dad will be angry and they can run away, what about us?"

Gouzi: ...

dragon:......

Hearing this, the two of them and the dog mechanically turned their heads to look at the phone bug under the dog's paw at the same time.

At this time, the phone bug was saying with a straight face.

"Hi, I understand, thank you for the notification, Your Excellency Garm."

clack.

Looking at Jinbei who was the last one to accept the notification, the two of them looked at each other again.

'Send, oh no, it's a sacrifice. '

Seeing that it was irreversible, the topic of the three of them turned inexplicably in another direction.

"Do you think that little fellow Ace will give me a burnt cream-flavored top incense?"

"I want colorful black for the coffin."

"Aba Aba."

"If you are beaten to death by the stinky old man, does that belong to righteousness?"

"Anyway, you definitely don't need to write a resignation report."

"Abaa, aba, aba."

"Well, Long is right. If he also dies, then there is no place to submit your resignation report."

"Then how long will we die?"

"Isn't it too old to die?"

"Ah? But what if I just want to die for three or five months? There are too many things going on in the Navy lately."

"Then why don't you go discuss it with Madara later, let him beat you into a vegetable state for three months, if Liu Dao, it should be able to do it?"

"Ababa."