Madara's Journey of Pirates

At noon, the master and apprentice looked at the black lump in the pot again and fell into deep thought.

"Is this the result of copying Sharingan, master?"

Uchiha Madara's complexion is a bit heavy

"Mistake, I can only copy his movements, but I forgot that the condiments are placed differently."

Gion looked at Uchiha Madara who was looking at the pot in thought, and took a step back cautiously. She wanted to escape this sad place before the kitchen black hole in front of her said that sentence.

Unfortunately, she was still a step too late.

"No, waste of food."

A large number of branches suddenly grew on the ground, trapping Gion who turned around and tried to escape.

Gion with a terrified face looked at Uchiha Madara who stretched out his hands and began to struggle frantically.

"Don't wow! He is the future General Gion, so don't stop here!! Let go of me! You old man with black holes in the kitchen! Evil Uchiha!!!"

Seeing Uchiha Madara began to silently take out the plate, and put out the black lacquer that was still bubbling in the pot one by one, Gion became more and more frightened, and she suddenly realized that the old man in front of her seemed to be serious. of.

He really planned to eat that lump of Satan's dinner, and the sound of spoons hitting the wall of the pot made Gion even more frightened, like the death knell of hell, announcing the departure of General Gion.

"Ahhhhhh!!! Help! Lieutenant General Garp, Warring States General, Teacher Zefa!! Someone is going to murder the future flower of the Navy!! Help, this master is crazy!!!"

As Gion was struggling, suddenly, a crack appeared on the branch that restrained Gion, and Gion's expression immediately brightened, as if something was going on!

Then I heard Uchiha Madara's voice without a trace of emotion.

"Wood Escape, Tree Bound Forever Burial"

The slender branches that bound Gion suddenly began to thicken, and a large number of branches appeared to almost occupy the entire dining table, firmly imprisoning Gion.

Just at this time, Uchiha Madara slowly walked out of the kitchen with the dinner from Satan, as if the evil wind from hell was wandering around him.

Gion looked terrified, struggled hard and found that there was nothing he could do, he could only watch Uchiha Madara getting closer and closer to him in a daze.

"Wow, master! I was wrong! I won't mention the will of fire anymore. Wow, I will definitely give you a retirement pension. Please, let me go, this is really not allowed!"

The strange plate was getting closer and closer to Gion, and the terrible smell was getting closer and closer to Gion, which made Gion cry.

"That, that, master, why don't you eat first, the general of the Warring States said, all goodness and filial piety come first, you eat first! There is no reason for apprentices to eat and masters to be hungry, right! Please, I am serious Not hungry, keep it away from me ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

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After a long time, in the hut of Uchiha's house, Gion's face collapsed, tears in the corners of his eyes lay on the table, lavender liquid flowed out of his mouth, one hand stretched out, grasping in the air, as if to grab his own The sense of taste has disappeared.

"General Gion...is not clean┭┮﹏┭┮"

Uchiha Madara looked at Gion whose whole body was full of drama, got up and began to clear the table.

"My problem, I just didn't expect that the dish soap would come with the dressing."

Gion originally thought that after living with Uchiha Madara for a period of time, he would slowly learn to cook, and then cook delicious food for himself in different ways every day.

Now it seems that I am still too naive, even if there is a day when Madara can cook delicious food, I probably won't see it.

Madara was actually a little embarrassed, he didn't expect the food he made to be so unpalatable, but after feeding the little ghost two mouthfuls, she started to foam.

Even he himself gave up silently after taking two bites.

Uchiha Madara couldn't figure it out, they were all harmless things, but when combined together, they could actually make him feel the taste of death.

Thanks to that satanic dinner, he now feels that the water is delicious in the world, while Gion is lying on the table, completely spoiled.

Gion swore secretly that when he grew up enough to beat his master, he would tie him to the dining table and let him eat a pot full of Satan's dinner in one go! ! !

General Gion, revenge must be avenged!

Just thinking about it, Gion struggled to get up, walked into the kitchen with the last of his strength, wrote down all the seasonings used in "Satan's Dinner", and then fell down on the kitchen floor with a peaceful face... ..take a nap.

It's a pity that a certain evil Uchiha didn't let her sleep for long, and was caught by Gion

"You are about to start school, and before school starts, there is another test."

Gion rubbed his eyes sleepily

"Let me sleep for a while~ What kind of test?"

"Fight with me."

Gion froze for a moment, then began to struggle violently.

"Ah! You evil Uchiha! The evil heart is not dead! Sure enough, you just want to find a chance to kill me, and then tell her sister Tsuru that it was a failure in cultivation after she comes back, so that you can avoid being buried by General Gion Fate in the soil!"

With two bang bangs, Gion, who was struggling violently, stood beside Uchiha Madara obediently with two packs on his head, and said with a flattering face

"Master, why don't you let me go for the sake of being so cute, okay? You have only been in possession of this apprentice for a month. You are not serious about what you do. If you beat me to death, you will be fine." Apprentice wow."

"Think about it, if you don't have me in your life, you can't get up early to prepare breakfast every day, you can't clean the house every day, you can't watch me play hooligans, you can't... no no no, without me, you I can only go out and hunt those stinky pirates, how can it be better to be around the sweet and lovely Admiral Gion, right, wow master."

As Gion talked, he felt more and more wrong, so he hurriedly changed his words.

On the contrary, Uchiha Madara's eyes became brighter and brighter, as if he was considering the feasibility of this matter, and the corners of his expressionless mouth began to smile, as if he was imagining a better life without Gion.

Seeing that Uchiha Madara's heart was moved by what he said, Gion panicked. Could this evil Uchiha take it seriously, so he hurriedly changed his words.

"Okay, okay, the teacher's order is hard to break, General Gion can only promise you."

The light in Uchiha Madara's eyes dimmed instantly, as if a little disappointed.

All of this was seen by Gion, he breathed a sigh of relief, and thought to himself

"Huh~, thanks to the quick response, otherwise this master might have made a move. Wow, he really deserves to be the evil Uchiha, he is quite cold-blooded."

Looking at the complex expression on Gion's face in front of her, Uchiha Madara could see what she was thinking at a glance, and secretly regretted why she was blinded by lard back then, and let her know what the guy in Toboma was doing. My own nickname.

It's alright now, this damn girl, opening her mouth every day is the evil Uchiha, and it's almost become a mantra. If Garp's old guys listen to this, the entire navy will probably know it, and I don't want my old face. ?

Originally, he thought that this sparring should be done more lightly, but thinking of this, he decided to use a little more strength, so as to save this girl from talking about every door every day.

The owner of the restaurant already knows about the evil Uchiha. If this dead girl starts school, she might be able to live in another power.

Gion felt a sudden cry, as if someone wanted to hurt the future General Gion. What she didn't notice was that Madara Uchiha's aura behind her became more and more dangerous.

Gion didn't notice the malicious Uchiha Madara behind him at all, bouncing and walking in front of him.

I was still thinking in my heart, but it was just a test. When I pretended to be pitiful, I guess that evil Uchiha would let me go.

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