National Elf: Who said that pig farmers can't be super gods?

in the room.

Zhuge Chen leaned on the bed, with little Piqiu lying in his arms.

One person and one elf, eating melon seeds and watching the content on TV.

Originally, Zhuge Chen planned to find some evening programs to watch.

Oddly enough, I wonder if there is something wrong with Nan Mengli's TV.

I searched over and over again, but I couldn't see any traces of the evening program.

How about saying things from rich people are good?

This TV is much more advanced than my own.

Really bored, Zhuge Chen opened the Xia Kingdom Comprehensive Channel and watched the animal world.

"Spring is here, everything revives, and it's the season of elves breeding again."

Listening to the familiar voice on the TV, I let out a puff.

The salt soda I just drank almost sprayed all over myself.

He never expected that even after traveling to another world, he would still not be able to escape this magical opening.

It seems that the joys and sorrows of human beings are the same, and it makes no difference whether there are elves or not.

Click!Click!

Little Pichu kept knocking melon seeds with his door.

Every time a piece is knocked, it will be placed in the palm of Zhuge Chen's hand.

After he had accumulated a large amount, Zhuge Chen directly stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it with gusto.

It's just that poor little Pichu, not only working hard, but also has nothing to eat. It's really pitiful.

"By the way! Little Pichu, do you know about the ancient species?"

Pichu blinked his small eyes like soybeans and shook his head like a rattle.

"Huh? Don't you know either?"

"It's strange to say that Mengli keeps telling me to be careful!"

"But you didn't tell me what to be careful about?"

With that said, Zhuge Chen took out his elf ball.

Released the ghost inside.

The moment he saw Ghost, the little Pichu's hair immediately exploded, and even his tail stood up.

"Pichu, don't be afraid! This is Ghost!"

"I just conquered the elf, you will be friends from now on!"

"We must get along well with each other!"

Zhuge Chen explained for a long time before calming Piqiu down.

Two small eyes kept looking at Guisi.

Little Pichu was always vigilant and even prepared to start a war at any time.

"Ghost! Do you know the ancient species?"

As soon as Zhuge Chen finished speaking, Guisi's body flickered brightly and darkly for a long time.

After staring at its body for a long time, Zhuge Chen didn't understand what Guisi meant.

One person and one elf looked at each other for a long time, and the atmosphere in the room seemed very strange.

"Oh! Forget it! Since I can't ask! I won't ask!"

Zhuge Chen shook his head and took Guisi back into the elf ball again.

"Friends, look, I found a shield cocoon here!"

"It's full of high protein, and it's crunchy when you bite it..."

"Oh! This doesn't feel good, it's actually bursting!"

The familiar voice once again brought Zhuge Chen back to reality.

I don't know when the program on TV changed to follow Bell on an adventure.

Inside, Master Bei, a master of wilderness survival, was carefully taking out his knife.

He peeled off the shell of the shield cocoon one by one, pointed at its flesh and blood, and took a strong breath.

A large ball of white viscous substance flowed into his mouth.

Master Bei looked happy, with a faint smile hanging from the corners of his eyes.

vomit!

Zhuge Chen suppressed his nausea and quickly picked up the remote control to switch to another channel.

In my previous life, I felt like my scalp was numb every time I watched these programs.

I thought that after finally traveling through time, it was time to escape from Mr. Bei's clutches.

Unexpectedly, the taste became stronger.

"It's boring!"

After yawning, Zhuge Chen was about to turn off the TV.

Just as he picked up the remote control, Pichu held it down and shook his head.

Just when Zhuge Chen didn't know what this little guy was going to do.

The little Pichu suddenly jumped in front of the TV and pointed at the shield cocoon with only its outer shell left.

He pointed to his small mouth again.

"Huh? You mean, you want to eat?"

Zhuge Chen asked doubtfully.

Little Pichu nodded, his small eyes full of desire.

"Oh! There's really nothing you can do!"

Helpless, Zhuge Chen could only put on his clothes and take Piqiu out.

If he remembered correctly, there seemed to be a barbecue stall not far from Nan Meng's home.

He can take the little Pichu there to experience the taste of roasted shield cocoon.

To be honest, it seems that Zhuge Chen has not had barbecue yet after traveling to this world for more than ten days.

But it’s not that he doesn’t want to eat it, it’s just that every time he passes by a barbecue stall.

Looking at the Bobo bird and the mounted lamb inside, Zhuge Chen always felt that he was committing a crime.

With an anxious mood, Zhuge Chen came to the barbecue stall.

The stall owner is a middle-aged uncle with a simple and honest appearance.

As soon as he saw Zhuge Chen, he greeted him enthusiastically.

"Young man, what do you want to eat?"

"This door has roasted mount lamb, roasted kentaro, roasted poplar, and roasted shield cocoon..."

The boss placed the menu in front of Zhuge Chen while introducing the features of the store.

"Young man, how many are there in total?"

"Don't worry, we have plenty of food here and we will definitely satisfy you!"

At this time, little Piqiu showed his little head and got out of Zhuge Chen's arms.

"Uncle, let me add him to make a total of two!"

"I don't eat much, so just take a look at what specialties your store has!"

As soon as Zhuge Chen finished speaking, he noticed that the expression of the uncle in front of him changed and the corners of his eyes twitched.

"Uncle! Uncle!"

Zhuge Chen shouted a few times, and the boss finally calmed down.

"Oh! Well, well!"

"Young man, just wait a moment, I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it right now!"

After saying that, the boss left in a hurry.

Zhuge Chen held little Piqiu and sat at the table near the corner.

Maybe it's because this place is too remote, and there is only one customer in the entire stall.

It didn't take a while.

A middle-aged woman wearing floral clothes and a somewhat bloated figure walked over.

"Boss, the barbecue you ordered is here!"

As she spoke, she enthusiastically delivered two bottles of drinks.

"Our boss said that since you ordered more, this drink is given to you by the store!"

Zhuge Chen nodded in thanks, put the drink on the table and didn't rush to open it.

A few more minutes passed, and Zhuge Chen was scrolling through his phone idly.

The woman from before is here again.

This time, in addition to the barbecue, she also sent two cups.

"Boss, I'm afraid you won't hold your bowels while drinking, so our boss asked me to bring you two cups!"

As the woman spoke, she skillfully unscrewed the drink on the table and poured it into the cup.

Zhuge Chen nodded his thanks and picked up the cup on the table.

As soon as it was brought to the mouth, it suddenly stopped.

The moment he put down the cup, he could feel the woman's body tremble.

"What's wrong? Sister, do you have anything else to do?"

"No! No!"

The woman quickly shook her head.

As he turned to leave, he kept glancing at Zhuge Chen's hand.

Another ten minutes passed.

Hearing a bang, Zhuge Chen's body swayed and he fell directly onto the table.

At this moment, the woman who was washing dishes in the back kitchen raised her lips and said to the man beside her.

"It's done! The boy is here!"

"Little one, that Pichu belongs to us!"