Pirate: As a general, what happened to me touching fish?

In order to prepare for the coming war, famous and powerful navies from all over the world arrived one after another.

All combat forces with the name of justice gathered at the Navy Headquarters.

On the other hand, in the holy land of Mariejoia, the Shichibukai pirates who have been summoned have also been assigned to different fighting camps. Each of them is extremely difficult to deal with. The only understandable thing is that they will never Fighting together.

On the huge round table, the arriving Shichibukai were arranged to eat, drink and rest.

A man with sharp eyes wearing a black top hat was holding a glass of red wine and sipping it elegantly. His Majesty Shichibukai, Hawkeye, Joracol Mihawk, he also has a more widely known title, the world's No. [-] A great swordsman.

A woman wearing snake-shaped golden earrings was looking at everyone with her legs crossed and her nostrils turned towards the sky, her eyes full of disgust. Prince Shichibukai, Boya Hancock, was rated as "" by the world because of his peerless appearance. "The most beautiful woman in the world", she is also the empress of the Nine Snakes Island, a country full of women.

A man wearing sunglasses and a pink feather coat had his feet on the chair. He was sitting on the back of the chair, holding a biscuit in one hand and looking at the defense plan arranged by the navy in the other hand. Looking down at the Shichibukai, Tang Jiji De. Doflamingo.

It can be regarded as a small scoop of black and white in the new world. It has an official background and also has dark forces, reselling arms, human trafficking, etc. The business involves all aspects and has influence all over the world. It is an intermediary in the underground world, codenamed 'Joker' .

A man in a black coat with his breasts exposed was eating meat. He was the new king, Shichibukai, Marshall D. Teach, the careerist who single-handedly pushed for the war.

The two huge men next to him were sitting with their arms folded.

The King's Shichibukai, Moonlight Moriah, who had a bandage on his head, had just been defeated at the hands of the Straw Hat Boy not long ago, and was injured to the point that he has not recovered yet.

As for the other one holding a book, it was Bartholomew Bear. Of course, this one was a pacifist. The real bears had completely disappeared in the Chambord Islands not long ago, but the navy did not want to cause unnecessary trouble before the war. It's troublesome, so I temporarily replaced him with a pacifist.

"Hey, we've been here for so long, and the Navy didn't send a serious guy to entertain us. Doesn't it look down on us?"

Doflamingo put down the note in his hand, looked around, and started to stir up trouble.

But the guys sitting around were all famous pirates in the sea. How could they be angered by such childish provocation? They were either too lazy to respond or were thinking about their own things.

Seeing that several people on the table were ignoring him, Doflamingo felt a little confused.

However, he couldn't provoke others just because of this trivial matter. He could only focus on the navy soldiers standing guard.

"Everyone, let me invite you to watch a show, hahaha"

He opened his hands, and something seemed to fly out from his fingertips. His fingers moved slightly, and the bodies of the soldiers on guard also moved uncontrollably.

"Hey, what's wrong with me?"

A soldier looked at his hands in disbelief, and glanced at his comrade next to him, who pulled out the long knife from his waist.

"What are you doing, Kaaka?"

"I, I don't know either"

With that said, the two began to attack each other, and similarly, several soldiers nearby also began to fight in pairs.

But from the broken expressions on their faces, it can be seen that none of them are willing and someone is manipulating them.

"Jie hahaha, you did a good job, Doflamingo." Blackbeard held a piece of meat and looked at it with relish while eating.

"Tch, boring." Hancock took one look and stopped paying attention. Staying with these stinky men made her feel uncomfortable all over. She really wanted to petrify them all.

Hawkeye raised his head and took a sip of red wine. Suddenly, the corners of his mouth turned up.

"coming"

"What's coming?"

Doflamingo had been paying close attention to Hawkeye. This man was the only one present who paid special attention to him. When he heard the other person speak for the first time, he followed up and asked.

tread!tread!tread!tread!

Hawkeye didn't answer, but the sound of footsteps could already be heard.

Two figures appeared at the door, one wearing glasses was very elegant, the other had a blood-colored sword on his waist and had an indifferent look.

"Good evening, trash on the sea"

Dodge stood next to Hawkeye and gave a friendly greeting to everyone present. After all, they were all invited by their navy, so they must be polite.

Inexplicably, Granny He was sent here to entertain these guys. It was obviously her own job, but she handed it to me. Who was fishing?

He also said that the old man is too old to walk, so he should lie to ghosts!

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the venue changed obviously. Except for Hawkeye and Bear, everyone at the table looked at the speaker fiercely.

"Jie hahaha, you're just a major general, how dare you say that, Doflamingo is right, the navy really looks down on us."

Blackbeard put down the food in his hand and looked at the person who came, with a bloodthirsty look in his eyes. It seemed that he couldn't do it without showing some strength. He also had his own purpose, and it was unacceptable to be underestimated like this.

"Yeah, you're right, Hawkeye, this guy is scolding you."

Doflamingo looked at Hawkeye, preparing to divert trouble to the east. He wanted to use this to evaluate how powerful the world's greatest swordsman was.

But Mihawk ignored him at all. He and Dodge felt like old friends when they first met, at least that's what he felt, and he didn't see what Dodge said while standing next to him.

The target of this guy's scolding is not him, idiot.

Dodge ignored what these people said, and just frowned at the group of soldiers fighting. There were already injured people.

"Crow"

Dodge shouted, and the gentle man next to him pushed up his glasses and disappeared instantly.

brush!brush!

When he appeared again, a flash of black cold light flashed across the heads of the soldiers, as if something had been cut off, and the soldiers all collapsed to the ground.

"Knot, it's finally over"

Everyone was breathing heavily, with expressions on their faces as if they were surviving a disaster.

Doflamingo felt that his line was cut off, but didn't care, because he remembered who these two people were. He had seen them in Alabasta. Before he had time to think about it, he crossed his hands in front of his chest, armed with color. Dominance emerges.

But it was no use. The whole person flew out instantly and smashed into the wall, directly breaking a big hole.

And Dodge appeared on the spot and put his feet down. No wonder Kizaru and Rayleigh liked to kick people. It was really comfortable. They didn't care about Doflamingo, but looked at the field.

"Let me introduce myself. I am Rear Admiral of the Navy Headquarters, Chris Dodge. I am here to receive you all under the orders of Lieutenant General He. If you have any comments, please hold them back. If you don't, we will adjourn the meeting."

"After I finish speaking, whoever agrees and whoever opposes"

As soon as the words fell, the whole place fell silent. The soldiers who had just been rescued opened their jaws in shock after carrying out a series of operations, and then they were filled with gratitude and admiration.

They knew that the kick just now was meant for them.

Moria was silent. He knew that he couldn't catch the kick just now, and his fruit ability couldn't be used here.

Blackbeard was also stunned. He was not a stupid and brainless villain. On the contrary, he was synonymous with caution. Otherwise, he would not have tolerated Whitebeard for so many years.

There's something wrong with this major general. The most important thing is that Doflamingo hasn't come back yet, and he hasn't reacted after suffering such a big loss. This is not his style.

Therefore, he also chose to remain silent and wait and see for the time being, all for his plan.

"Hancock, straighten your back and talk to me. Were you the one who petrified the soldier standing guard at the door?"

Dodge looked around, only Hancock's nostrils were turned up arrogantly as he wanted to say something, his head was raised and he wanted to touch the ground, and his back was hunched.

He pulled out Doflamingo's chair, squatted on it, and asked calmly.

Hancock instantly felt an invisible coercion shrouding him, and the word "kill" seemed to be behind his head.

Wake up in an instant, Dodge. When the name came, the old man Rayleigh and his mother-in-law specifically told him that he was the most untouchable person in the Navy Headquarters besides the generals, or even one of them.

The most intuitive thing is that when Rayleigh arrived at their Nine Snakes Island, he only had one leg and one arm left.

Rayleigh has always been in contact with Kuji Island. Although he has always disliked the old man, in terms of strength, even she is far behind. The Pirate King's right wrist is not just talk.

No matter how arrogant she is, it is all in vain in the face of absolute strength.

According to Reilly, his injury was caused by a major general named Dodge. However, he did not expect that the other party was so young.

"It's me, how about it? You have to ask why, because I am the most beautiful woman in the world."

Hancock raised his head again, and after a while he pointed at Dodge and said proudly. The peak on his chest grew another size.

Dodge sneered, the most beautiful?If it weren't for the charm of the fruit's ability, this would be questionable.

In terms of looks alone, Catherine is on par with Hancock, not to mention Yukiko's bonus, invincible, okay?

"Now, immediately, immediately remove the petrification, I will forget the past."

Dodge said in a deep voice, I'll give you the face, I won't spoil you, it doesn't matter if you are good-looking, but your heart is like a snake or scorpion, you are just as rubbish.

But he is a reasonable person. Since he has not hurt anyone, he can give the other party a chance.

Hancock wanted to retort, but the tragic situation of Rayleigh was still vivid in her mind, so she closed her open mouth and walked silently outside the room. This was what she thought was the biggest compromise.

Seeing this, Dodge smiled.

oh?It seems that Rayleigh is indeed on Nine Snakes Island, otherwise Dodge would not think that he has the domineering spirit to suppress this arrogant empress.

That's good, it saves him trouble.

Silence, still silence.

"Blackbeard, don't you have anything to say?"

Dodge turned to look at the guy eating meat. This was the only man he wanted to provoke and kill on the spot. He hated conspirators the most.

The D clan has two hearts. To be honest, Dodge thinks that this guy is more qualified to be the savior than Wang Luffy, who only knows how to be a big-toothed guy.

This talent is standard for the protagonist Chun Chun and exclusive to Brother Gua.

The most important thing is that this is a pirate, sinister and intelligent.

"Jie hahaha, the major general is joking. I actively cooperate with the navy, and I captured Ace."

Blackbeard was sweating profusely. At this time, all fools knew that something was wrong with this major general. The empress was so crazy that she still lowered her head in front of this man.

It's okay for him to compromise, isn't he just pretending? He has been pretending for so many years.

Dodge smacked his lips, what a thief, what a pity, if Blackbeard was willing to do it, he really seemed to have killed him at all costs, but they didn't give him any clue.

"Hancock, remember, if during the war between the Navy and Whitebeard, you dare to petrify the Navy for no reason, I will go to your Nine Snake Island after the war. If you petrify one soldier, I will kill 100 of you. Understand?"

Looking at the empress walking in, Dodge looked at the two soldiers collapsed on the ground at the door and said.

Dodge was not kidding when he said this. If the soldiers fighting on the battlefield were petrified and shattered by this woman's mental retardation, their lives would really be lost.

He wanted to warn in advance that this woman typically takes soft things rather than hard ones.

Sure enough, the empress lowered her head silently. She didn't dare to bet, and this man might really be able to do it.

"Now, apologize"

Hancock raised his head suddenly and asked her to apologize?Or give it to two small roles?

Feeling insulted, she couldn't help it.

"What? I need to take action"

Dodge raised his eyebrows. He had no sympathy for pirates.

As long as the other party dared to take action, he would be forced to fight back.

Of course, it has nothing to do with him if he was overly defensive afterwards.

Seeing the other person's hand on the handle of the bloody knife, Hancock fell silent.

"Yes, sorry"

The voice was so low that Dodge could only see the other person's mouth moving, while the two soldiers at the door looked at the pitiful empress with tears in her eyes.

"Ah~~it's okay"

Dodge covered his face, which really embarrassed the navy, but we can't blame them. Ordinary navy really can't resist Hancock's charm.

After all, Devil Fruits don't make sense.

Forget it, keep your voice low, Dodge actually wants to continue to suppress the empress' arrogance and scare the monkeys, but the self-driving soldiers have already turned against him, what can he do.

Forget it, so be it.

Finally, he took a regretful look at Blackbeard and the big hole in the wall.

"Come on, Hawkeye, let me buy you a drink." He had something to say to this guy.

"Oh? Do you have that liquor of yours?"

"for sure"

Hawkeye put down the goblet in his hand and stood up. A hand was placed on his shoulder, but he didn't care.

Crow followed behind and looked at Dodge who was talking and laughing with the world's greatest swordsman.

He looked back at the silent Shichibukai, the strongest pirates under the Four Emperors.

In the words of General Kizaru, it's so scary.

At the same time, Sengoku and He also received notification of the incident.

"Isn't this a bit much?" He asked, looking at the information.

"Hahahaha, it's just right. That guy Dodge handled it well. That's it."

Warring States couldn't help but crack his mouth. He had wanted to do this for a long time, but due to his status as a marshal, he couldn't go straight to deal with those Shichibukai.

He also smiled, she was just asking casually.

Looking at Warring States, everyone may have forgotten that when he was young, his temper was not that good.

PS: Today there is only one chapter, but there are two pages.