Hokage: I, Kakuzu, Immortal God

"On September 9th, after leaving the country of Yu, I used the secret technique of Earth Resentment Yu. What surprised me was that this guy's things always kept beating no matter what state they were in, and things exceeded my expectations. Coming, this thing cannot be integrated into my secret technique. The frequency of beating on it at any time seems to tell me that this thing belongs to Hidan. To put the container back into this guy's body, just press it on the blood vessel. , in less than 14 minute, the wound will be sutured automatically, without even the assistance of my Yu Yu line."

"On September 9th, this guy was chattering and cursing at me. In a rage, I used Fire Release on him. Although his skin was burned beyond recognition, after a short period of drying, the muscles on his head reappeared. "

"On September 9th, I used fire escape, water escape, thunder escape and other escape techniques to attack, but as long as his skin was not cut into pieces, it could grow back very quickly, and the cells seemed to be in an endless supply, which was useless. The kind that’s exhausted.”

……

"Hey, have you had enough fun? You are the same as the group of people who captured me. You always wanted to find something in my body, but it's a pity that you failed in the end, hahaha Ha ha!"

"I'm telling you, you'd better not let me find a chance, otherwise, even if I bite you with my teeth, I will wipe off your flesh and blood bit by bit, and then sacrifice it to my respected evil god. What do you want now? When I think about it, what should I say to my evil god when he sees him, hahahahahaha!"

……

"Talk, have you said enough?"

chatter?

Hearing what Kakuzu called him, Hidan couldn't help but frown, looking a little unhappy.

"Talk, that's better than being a miser like you. I listened to you chattering all the way, saying that time is time and money, and that there was no experimental results at all along the way. It was a waste of time and money. , you are the most shameful person."

Hearing this, Kakuzu found a rock to sit on and placed Hidan's head next to it.

Touched his cheek.

On the one hand, Hidan was such a talkative guy that I couldn't seem to get over him, but on the other hand, what others said seemed to make sense.

Instead of taking Hidan on the road and letting this guy scold him all the time, it would be better to sit down and have a good talk. Kakuzu thought about it and changed his direction.

"Listen to what you mean, there was once a group of people who wanted to do experiments on you? Did they succeed?"

"Idiot, do you think they will succeed in the experiment on me? Let me tell you, I am immortal."

"Oh? Really? Why don't I believe it?"

The corners of Kakuzu's mouth turned up in an imperceptible arc.

Hidan did criticize a lot, but he wasn't very smart, so Kakuzu was ready to get some information from him.

It didn't take long for Kakuzu to learn the information he wanted to know.

Hidan was born at the end of the First Ninja War, and his parents were both ninjas from Yu no Kuni.

The country of Yu is somewhat similar to the country of Taki. It has its own daimyo and its own ninjas.

When Hidan turned 10, he joined the ranks of ninjas from the Kingdom of Yu.

During the Second Ninja War, when the five major nations were in chaos, Yu no Kuni also set foot on the territories of other countries to fight.

There, Hidan felt the thrill of killing.

But the good times didn't last long. After the Second Ninja War, Yu Country became the target of liquidation.

Various countries have begun to impose sanctions on the Kingdom of Tang, and even the Kingdom of Thunder has some vague intention to embarrass the Kingdom of Tang.

It's no wonder that the name of Yu Zhiguo, why did he drag that guy Ye Yue Ai to ask for a lot of money?

Since then, Tang Zhiguo has also become deeply aware of his shortcomings.

If you don't have the wealth and strength of the five major countries, you shouldn't just go into the muddy waters of the Ninja World War.

Therefore, the country of Yu is planning to abolish the ninjas and reduce the size of the ninjas, so that the country can concentrate on developing the economy.

The national policy of the country of Yu decided that there would be no more foreign conquests in the future, which made it difficult for Hidan to accept the thrill of war for the first time.

His parents died on the battlefield, and his love for killing became increasingly uncontrollable.

In the end, he defected to Tang Country, but was stopped by another group of people on the road.

Hidan didn't describe that group of people too clearly. He just knew that they were wearing strange clothes. After catching him, they threw him to a place and imprisoned him.

And there seemed to be many ninjas and civilians in that place.

Everyone is pulled into experiments by these cultists.

Without exception, the people doing the experiment either died or went crazy, and in the end only Hidan survived.

Once, when Hidan was beheaded and found that he was still alive, Hidan had a special thought in his heart. It turned out that the evil god worshiped by this organization was real.

After possessing this body, Hidan went crazy and directly killed these evil god believers.

After knowing this basic information, Kakuzu nodded.

"how old are you."

Hidan's brain muscles frowned as he thought.

"How do I know? I only know that I have been a loyal believer in the Evil God for five years. Do you want to believe in the Evil God with me? Hehehehe..."

Kakuzu was speechless after hearing this.

Forget it, he'd better not dwell on this issue anymore. After all, asking is in vain.

"Where is your evil god? Let me go and meet him?"

Scientists in the ninja world all know that Hashirama's cells are extremely precious and are golden research materials in the research community.

But in Kakuzu's view, Hidan's cell research value is not bad.

If you want specific research, you can only go back to the Dragon Kingdom. What Kakuzu wants to know now is whether the "evil god" has such a thing.

If not, then how to explain Hidan's body?

"Hehehehe, you guys are joking. Is it possible for you to see Lord Evil God whenever you want?"

Kakuzu stared at Hidan for two seconds.

"Although your crazy mind may not be very good, your intelligence should be fine."

"Of course, I often hear Lord Evil God praising me for being smart."

At this point Kakuzu stood up, took out the sealing scroll from his arms, and channeled Hidan's lower body.

Throwing Hidan's head forward.

gurgling~

gurgling~

"Ouch! It hurts me to death, can't you be gentler?"

Hidan's head rolled like a football to where it was connected to the wound on his neck.

After a minute, Hidan stood up with a painful look on his face and broke his head.

The cells at the wound finally connected with the brain.

"You bastard, I'm going to kill you!"

Hidan was about to take action, but when he touched his waist, he realized that his scythe and spear were gone.

"You bastard, give me my weapon back quickly!"

Hidan unceremoniously extended his hand to Kakuzu.

Kakuzu ignored him and just said.

"Let me tell you in the simplest terms. I want to exchange with you. You tell me one of your wishes and I will grant it to you. Then you let me meet your evil god. If I can't meet the real person, just be obedient. Come with me."

"Idiot, why should I..."

Kakuzu's tall and mighty body approached step by step.

He didn't mind twisting off Hidan's head again and putting it in formalin.

Hidan was drowned first, then resurrected after drowning, and then drowned again after being resurrected.

He has 100 ways to make Hidan miserable.

Hidan choked on his saliva.

A good man doesn't want to suffer immediate losses, so Hidan accepted it.

But now Hidan also secretly made up his mind.

When he finds an opportunity to get Kakuzu's blood, he will stab his own heart, letting Kakuzu taste the pain of thousands of arrows piercing his heart.

"Have you figured out your terms?"

"Huh? This..."

Hidan touched his chin with his hand and thought about it.

"Yes, Lord Evil God likes the blood of the strong most. Isn't the strongest in the ninja world known as the Five Kages? Just go and catch any Kage for me."

"Okay, since you entrusted me..."

Only halfway through his words, Kakuzu stopped talking.

Occupational disease, sorry.

He took two steps forward, looked at the woods ahead, and simply made two seals with his fingers.

"Huo Dun · head hard!"

Huhuhu~

huh huh~

The overwhelming flames came in the wind.

Like the mouth of a giant beast, it instantly burned the forest in front of him.

"Hey, what are you doing? I asked you to take me to kill the Hokage, I didn't ask you to burn wood here."

Kakuzu ignored this guy. Sometimes it would be a sin to say anything more.

The woods burned out quickly, leaving only a section of dead wood and black smoke.

Kakuzu stepped towards the earth.

"Black Zetsu! Get out!"

Black Zetsu has a connection with vegetation. Furthermore, that Black Zetsu guy is always paying attention to Kakuzu, so he will definitely pay attention to what's going on here.

Ten minutes later, Hei Zetsu, who was as black as charcoal, emerged from the ground reluctantly.

"Kakuzu-sama, what do you have to say?"

"Why didn't you tell me beforehand...why did you come out so slowly? Do you know that I hate waiting for others?"

The two big cocks slapped Hei Jue in the face, and Hei Jue was knocked around.

When dealing with a tool like Hei Zetsu, Kakuzu doesn't need to be polite.

"Okay, okay, Kakuzu-sama, I was wrong. Let's talk about things first."

Black Zetsu's mentality was a bit explosive, but in order to take advantage of Kakuzu, he decided to endure it.

Although he may have been more angry here in Kakuzu than he has been in the past thousand years.

But he still endured it, but he also made a secret decision in his heart.

After Mother is resurrected, Kakuzu must feel the pain of a black hand piercing the heart.

Kakuzu stopped pumping his hand and moved his wrist joint.

"I shouldn't be the only one you pay attention to in the ninja world, right? Tell me which Kage is easier to get nearby."

Hearing Kakuzu's question, Black Zetsu hesitated for a moment, then looked at Hidan behind him.

There was a hint of unknown severity in his eyes. Although he quickly concealed it, this unusual look was still caught by Kakuzu.

"Haha, I thought it was something. It turns out that Lord Kakuzu wanted to capture someone for fun. I happened to observe that there might be something you are interested in over there in Sunagakure Village."