Hokage: I, Kakuzu, Immortal God

"Nani? What did I say wrong?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was confused.

Kakuzu and Senju Tobirama were in the same era.

Jiraiya was his apprentice again.

It's not an exaggeration to call Kakuzu master.

But Kakuzu has never taught Jiraiya and the others ninjutsu, so they removed the name "Master". Grandpa, this title is just right.

Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't understand what he had done wrong.

"Haha, you are right in everything. I just want to beat you today."

Kakuzu's iron fist suddenly came out.

To say that his character was broken was mainly because this sentence shocked Kakuzu's long-lost modern soul.

You are less than 40 years old and you are called grandpa. Do you want to try?

Sarutobi Hiruzen dodged the Iron Fist, still unable to figure out what was wrong.

Mito Uzumaki is 45 this year.

She is already a grandmother.

Although Kakuzu is not as big as Uzumaki Mito.

But they are people of the same era.

Sarutobi Hiruzen smashed his fist into his palm, and his heart suddenly became enlightened.

"I understand, Kakuzu-senpai doesn't want to be called too big by others, so he should be called little grandpa."

……

……

Kakuzu wasn't sure if Sarutobi Hiruzen did it on purpose or not.

But he had already made a decision in his mind.

"Today, I will help Senju Tobirama clean up the door."

Sarutobi Hiruzen took a step back.

He asked in confusion while getting ready for defense.

"why?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen said that everyone is an adult and there must be a reason for everything.

The reason Kakuzu gave was also very simple.

"The reason is that you are really a pervert, a typical sultry man."

"Don't think I don't know that you often use the remote crystal ball left by Senju Tobirama to spy on the women's bathhouse."

Kakuzu punched out again, and Sarutobi Hiruzen dodged again.

However, it can be seen that Sarutobi Hiruzen's dodge was completely done by rubbing his iron fist.

His heart has been messed up.

Because it's next to it.

Wow~~~

Jiraiya gave him a lewd smile.

That smile seemed to be repeated.

"I really didn't expect that the teacher who has always been upright would have such a hobby. This is really big news. I want to break the news in the village for the teacher. This will not be in vain for our master and apprentice. Hehehehe~"

Seeing Jiraiya's wretched look, Sarutobi Hiruzen was already panicking.

With his understanding of Jiraiya, Jiraiya can definitely do such a thing.

But what made Sarutobi Hiruzen collapse even more was the look of disgust from Tsunade.

"Sarutobi-sensei, is what Kakuzu-senpai said true? You are too wretched. How can you be the same as Jiraiya? I'm going to ask Mrs. Biwako for confirmation."

Tsunade's eyes were full of disgust.

She is a young girl who has just entered puberty, and she is also considered to be in love, and is very sensitive to matters between men and women.

When I think about the possibility of being peeked at while taking a shower...

Tsunade was instantly filled with huge contempt for the teacher she respected in the past.

A look of contempt from the girl.

To be honest, it feels uncomfortable.

Sarutobi Hiizan blushed.

But to be honest, he didn't have time to care about what his disciples thought of him right now.

What he cared about was what Tsunade said to him just now.

"Tsuna, Tsunade, don't mess around!"

"Oh, Hiruzen, I didn't realize that you are still a henpecked person."

The attack in Kakuzu's hands has been slowed down.

He said this in a joking tone.

Sarutobi Hiruzen once again dodged Kakuzu's punch.

The look on his face was both unhappy and helpless.

"Kakuzu-sama, you're not married yet, so you don't understand what's going on here."

"Biwako and I are married at the fingertips..."

At this point Sarutobi Hiruzen stopped talking.

But his words were full of vicissitudes and helplessness.

He and his current wife, Sarutobi Biwako, are considered a family marriage.

Although there is not much emotion.

But the words of parents and matchmakers, especially among great ninjas like them.

Sarutobi Hiruzen had no chance to refuse.

So I got married to Biwako as soon as I reached the age.

Although he didn't have much emotional foundation, Sarutobi Hiruzen's life was quite comfortable in the past few years.

It's just that in recent years, Sarutobi Hiruzen has felt more and more helpless in his marriage.

But there was no need for Hiruzen Sarutobi to say the rest, Kakuzu said it for him.

"So now you feel more and more powerless."

"Yes...oh. No." Sarutobi Hiruzen raised his head sharply, only to see Kakuzu's unkind smile.

"It's normal to be powerless, but Monkey, you are also the Hokage now, the head of a village. Logically speaking, you can change your wife every day, but you insist on your powerlessness, which shows that Lake Biwa is still a little afraid to mess with you. "

"So you can only pretend to be a good student in front of Senju Tobirama and Lake Biwa, and use the telescope technique at night to secretly relieve your loneliness, you boring man."

"That's not the case, Kakuzu-sama, please listen to my explanation... I am also the Hokage now, and all my students are here. Can you save some face for me..."

"Monkey, you have Mao's reputation, so don't be the Hokage. I'll let Danzo take over."

"No! Danzo is not suitable to be Hokage!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen suddenly formed seals with his hands.

The horns that were attacking him from the opposite side were suddenly unable to move.

On the earth where the sun shines.

There is already a black line connecting Sarutobi Hiruzen and Kakuzu.

It was this black line that successfully restricted Kakuzu's actions.

Shadow imitation, success.

Sarutobi Hiruzen finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this and showed a pleasant smile.

He knew that when Kakuzu started fighting with him, it was mostly a joke.

But this joke was a little too big.

As Hokage, he must stop Kakuzu.

"Kakuzu-sama, I remember that you and the teacher met on the black market."

"how?"

Kakuzu replied while glancing at the shadow on the ground.

Are you asking whether Sarutobi Hiruzen is weak?

In fact, it can be seen from his future titles in the ninja world.

The nickname given to him by the ninja world is "Ninjao".

This shows that when he was young, he was also a famous and powerful ninja.

It's just that it doesn't show off much of the time.

Today's Sarutobi Hiruzen possesses five attributes of chakra.

He knows hundreds of ninjutsu.

Maybe he hasn't reached his peak yet.

But now he is better than young.

Therefore, the strength really cannot be underestimated.

"Monkey, do you want to say that your worth is not low anymore?"

"Cough cough."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi coughed twice.

But the look on his face also showed his pride.

Once, he was lucky enough to see his bounty on the black market.

It has reached 9680 million.

At his peak, his teacher Senju Tobirama's bounty was only 1.36 million.

This gap is like a progress bar, which has been stimulating Sarutobi Hiruzen's eagerness to try.

This is like a disciple growing up.

A master who wants to challenge himself.

If you look at it from a positive perspective, this is not disrespectful to the master, it's just that young people want to be better than others.

But don't forget, the world of Naruto has a tradition of "killing masters".

Now Senju Tobirama is gone.

Kakuzu seems to be the perfect replacement for this position.

A smile formed on Kakuzu's lips.

"Monkey, it seems like you want to rebel today."

"No, no, no, Kakuzu-sama said something harsh. I just wanted to ask you for advice."

Having said this, Sarutobi Hiruzen also had a smile on his lips.

Once, his teacher was an existence that was unattainable to him.

But today he will try to surpass it.

boom!boom!

Two more shadow clones instantly appeared next to Sarutobi Hiruzen.

One clasped his hands together and his limbs expanded rapidly.

"The technique of doubling!"

The other closed his eyes and made a triangle with his hands.

"The art of reincarnation!"