System Traversal: I Conquer the Interstellar with Dark Cuisine

Back to the day before, in the territory of the interstellar pirates.

"Do here he's going?"

(Has there been any movement of Ji Nanfeng?)

The woman sat lazily on the chair with a raised tone, as if something funny had happened.

"Yeah, boss, why don't we go green thim?"

(Yes, boss, shall we welcome him?)

The eyes of a strong woman with a thick waist from Wuda University below were full of excitement, waiting for the order from the boss she was talking about, she rushed to Ji Nanfeng with her hands.

Pei Siji shook his head, his tone was very leisurely:

"don't worry. someone will take care of him."

(Don't worry, when he goes back, the faces of those old guys will look good.)

''so what do wedo?''

(What about us?)

Pei Siji turned around, with the bracelet in his hand, as if he thought of something funny: "i'mgonnagotogulelefirst, because hervideoissupposedtobeupdated, andshewantstobethescariestghost."

(I'll go to Gu Lele first, her video should be updated, I want to play ghost.)

The woman shook her head hastily, her tone was very refusal: "ohno, idon't want to go there."

(Boss, please spare me, I am afraid of this, you go.)

Pei Siji: "scaramouch."

(coward.)

''Let An'an go with you, that kid is good at it. ''After saying this, the woman trembled all over,''He called back to the society to fear, and the society was almost afraid of him. ''

This sentence reminded everyone of Ang Lee's glorious deeds.

As early as when they met Li An for the first time, Li An taught them a lesson.

At that time, Li An was still a college student who had just graduated from school. Originally, this stage of college students should be the most innocent and innocent time for a person.

At that time, it was Yin Hangyu who discovered Li An's talent. At that time, they directly robbed the travel spaceship that Li An was in, when the pirates interrogated Li An.

Li An lay on the ground with his whole body, and his eyes started to cry: "Ahhhhhhhhhh, I just entered the society and I didn't even earn a dime. You treat me like this. I am really miserable. The sky is high and the emperor is far away, I just got out of the protection circle, and I was hit, woo woo woo..."

Speaking of this kind of crying, Yin Hangyu and the others have seen quite a few, but this is the first time they have seen someone crying like Li An while not forgetting to eat snacks from the dining table while wiping their noses with the corner of the clothes of the people around them.

Yin Hangyu was startled by him.

"Hey, what are you doing? Get up quickly. If you don't get up, I'll kill you right now."

Yin Hangyu's tone was very blunt, and he had already aimed his gun at Ang Li's head.

If Ang Lee did something that upset them again, they would just shoot it right away.

But what happened next made them unimaginable.

This guy Li An was even more stubborn. He stepped forward and hugged Yin Hangyu's front legs, and handed in his optical brain, documents, wallet, and weapons in Yin Hangyu's hands frantically.

"Brother, brother, I think you are very powerful,"

Li An climbed up on Yin Hangyu again: "Why don't you accept me as your younger brother! It just so happens that I can't find a job now. If I become a pirate, I don't have to worry about my boss running away, and I don't have to worry about being rectified by the workplace. It just crashed with one shot, how nice it is!"

Yin Hangyu flicked his legs and tried to kick Li An out, but this guy's hands were stuck tightly like glue.

"Let go of me quickly, if you don't let go, I'll make you look good."

"No, no, big brother said I'll be your little brother! I've worked hard, I'm willing to learn anything, fighting and beer, I'm number one in school, as long as you are willing to accept me, I can definitely become your big brother Absolute assistant, Tetete tough dog leg."

"roll roll roll."

"Brother, I will sing to you. The spring breeze blows through the treetops, the birds chirp, I wait quietly in the sea of ​​clouds, my thoughts fly to the distance, just look at, look at, look at, brother, your underpants are red... ....Red……"

The air was silent.

It turned out that Yin Hangyu kicked harder, trying to kick Li An away. As a result, Li An, this guy, not only his hands were like glue, but his hands were also extremely fast.

So much so that Yin Hangyu's pants were torn apart by the force just now, but Li An quickly grabbed Yin Hangyu's bare thigh.

As a result, Li An didn't move at all, and Yin Hangyu's red underpants came directly into everyone's eyes.

Yin Hangyu: ...Destroy it!

I am dead.

Looking at the red pants,

My company is dead.

Back on the pirate spaceship, Li An excitedly pointed at Shi Xizhou that was just photographed.

"But this time it was really unexpected. I actually saw my favorite food blogger. I really like the dishes she cooks."

"Her?" Yin Hangyu carefully scanned the photos of the young woman in doubt, but there was not much information left in his mind.

"Yeah, haven't you always been curious about why those little scumbags in my hands surrendered so quickly? I made a 1:1 replica of her food, and then fed it to them, and they finished eating Afterwards, some even bit off their tongues."

When this was mentioned, Yin Hangyu looked at Shi Xizhou's photo without a word, "So she did it, so did she also do the smelly one last time?"

"That one, even though it smells bad, it tastes delicious. Doesn't our boss like it too?"

Yin Hangyu's expression became even more distorted: "A person should not be judged by his appearance, and a person should not be judged by his appearance." He muttered this sentence, and at the same time stood away from him.

He glanced at Li An, all the strange things gathered together, this world is too scary.

"You guys are well matched. When I meet Gu Lele in a while, the three of you may have a sick group of three."

"Good idea!" Li An's eyes lit up, "It just so happened that I didn't appear on the scene just now, and they didn't know that I was a pirate. It would be great to wear a voice changer and a human skin mask."

Yin Hangyu: Look at my bad mouth, what kind of shit idea did I come up with.

The Gu Lele they are talking about is not a pirate, on the contrary, she is a food blogger who often appears in front of the public, but her food blogger is not the same as Shi Xizhou. She tastes food, explains food, and makes vlogs main.

With a sense of contrast, Gu Lele tastes delicious food with a scary tone, and has won many fans on the star network.

"For zombies, the delicious food may be your brain. For me, the delicious food is just the food in your hands. Hehehe, fortunately, your brain is not delicious to me."