Hokage: It doesn't matter, I won't make a move

It was time for the psychiatric examination at Konoha Hospital again that day. Danzo and the four Kage stood in line one after another, Danzo grinning silly.

A doctor in a white coat stood in front and shouted: "Duanzo, come here first!"

Don't be nervous, I'll just ask a few questions, and Danzo giggles.

"First of all, the first question I want to ask is, do you know how many stars Danzo is in the sky?" the doctor asked seriously.

The silly Danzo looked at the sky, as if he was really counting, one, two...

The doctor shook his head helplessly, "It's daytime now, where do the stars come from?"

"Silly boy, just keep being stupid and go back to sleep!" The doctor waved his hand, and Danzo seemed to understand what he meant, so he ran back to his hospital bed.

"Well, come here for the next fierce battle!" The doctor waved to the first Kazekage.

The first Kazekage walked forward with dull eyes, "Don't be nervous, I'll just ask you a few simple questions." The doctor smiled kindly.

"Liedou, can you help me count how many hairs Bai Lian has?" the doctor asked.

Then the first Kazekage really lay next to Bai Lian's hair and checked one by one, "Oh, okay, you can go back." The doctor had a headache. Why were both of them like this?

Liedou walked back with his expression still expressionless, and then sat cross-legged on the bed.

At this moment, the first Tsuchikage Ishikawa raised his hands eagerly, "The doctor asked me to come, let me come, I'm not stupid anymore."

The first-generation Raikage Ai next to him looked at him with disgust, and then said calmly: "If this kid has his brain in his right mind, I can write my name upside down."

The doctor's eyes lit up, this kid Raikage is so good, he can actually speak such coherent words.

"Okay, Shi He, let me ask you a question first!" The doctor looked at the man in front of him with a pleased expression. "Shi He, what I want to ask you is how did your parents bring you into this world?" the doctor asked. A difficult question.

Shi He lowered his head and seemed to be thinking seriously. He thought for a long time and suddenly burst into laughter.

"Doctor, I know, it was Uncle Wang next door and my mother who brought me into this world. Hey hey hey, doctor, am I answering right?"

As if Shi He was asking for credit, the doctor covered his head and shook his head vigorously, "Quickly pull it down and increase the dose!"

Two very strong-looking nurses pulled him aside.

"It's up to you to do it. I think you speak in a very organized manner." The doctor looked at Ai earnestly.

"Hmph, is it really my turn?"

"These guys are really not good enough, they still have to look at me." Ai bowed in a very handsome pose.

"Doctor, feel free to ask questions!"

The doctor seemed more confident, "Then let me ask you a simple question."

"What is 1+1 equal to?"

Ai was stunned. At this moment, he was thinking about the birth of the universe and the emergence of Homo sapiens.

Then he gave a surprising answer, "Doctor, I know that 1+1 is equal to"

He got stuck again. After thinking for a long time, he spoke again: "1+1 equals 3."

"Discharge!" the doctor blurted out, "Bah, bah, bah, screw you. 1+1 equals 3." The doctor was almost fooled by his contemplation for a long time.

"Pull it back and increase the dose!" The veins on his forehead were about to burst. Why did the First Hokage and the others have to deal with such heavy blows? They beat several people stupidly.

How could he have imagined that it was Uchiha Yoko's Tsukuyomi who drove these people insane, and Danzo did the same.

There was the last person left, and Bai Lian looked at him with dull eyes. This guy looked stupid to begin with, and the doctor really didn't have high hopes.

She was about to ask him to walk back directly, but at this moment Bai Lian grabbed the doctor's hand and said, "Doctor, I'm really not sick. At least ask first."

This sounds a bit normal, so I’ll reluctantly ask again.

"Okay, Bai Lian, listen up." The doctor also became serious and decided to ask the simplest question.

As long as the other party answers, it will be considered a success, "Let me ask you, how many mouths does a person have?"

When Bai Lian heard this question, she took a deep breath and said, "Hi~"

"Huh? What's the problem, Bai Lian?" The doctor looked at him with confusion.

Bai Lian spoke again, "I disagree with your point of view."

"Why don't you agree? I want you to answer my question!" The doctor's face was already gloomy.

Bai Lian said with a serious face: "I personally think this pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because the length of the screw can easily directly affect it."

"The torque of an excavator. When you smash it in, it will produce a large amount of high-energy protein in an instant."

"Commonly known as UFO. It will seriously affect economic development."

"As for nuclear contamination of the entire Pacific Ocean, as well as the chargers."

"Or the Pythagorean Theorem. It's easy to deduce."

"The artificially raised Tojo eagle chicken can capture wild trigonometric functions."

"So whether or not this section of Qin Shihuang is radioactive."

The doctor really couldn't listen anymore. "Stop, stop, stop, what are you talking about? Pull him back quickly! Double the dose!"

When Bai Lian was pulled away, she was still shouting: "Trump's nth power, is there any sediment?"

"It won't affect this Walmart and Wellcome. They will meet in Antarctica."

At this time, Yeyezi, who was peeking, was already laughing so much that her stomach hurt, "Hahahaha, Mader is a paradise for fun. These guys are so interesting."

"It makes me laugh my head off. This stupid boy Danzo is not interesting at all." Yeyoko was ready to come back and play tricks on these idiots.

After the doctor finished all this, he came to the Hokage's office and said, "Hokage-sama, it's really hard to force others to do something difficult. Their brains are like pigs."

Hashirama was stunned for a moment after hearing this. What did he say? "What on earth is going on?"

"Well, if you have time, you can go and see for yourself." The doctor shook his head.

The dog shook his head when he saw that scene. He could already imagine the expression of the first Hokage after he went there and saw that scene.

In the quiet night, Yeyezi really sneaked into this hospital. Everywhere was extremely quiet, except the psychiatric department.