Pokémon Reboot

(Squirtle's monologue)

iam Squirtle, I used to think that I was just a Pokémon that had been raised by humans, living completely according to human instructions. I thought that I could not leave humans, until I was ruthlessly abandoned by humans into the wild, and experienced hardships in the wild. After surviving, I realized that I could live a normal life even without humans. From then on, I became strong and lived fearlessly in the wild until I took in four Squirtles who were ruthlessly abandoned by humans like me. Listening to their stories, and recalling my experience of being denied everything and then abandoned just because I failed in a battle, I became malicious towards humans, so I led them, became their boss, and formed Jenny Turtle Legion.

We began to play pranks in the surrounding human towns, venting our dissatisfaction and venting our anger.

But, today, I met a group of strange humans, especially the one wearing a hat. I don’t know why he actually interpreted our ridicule towards them as a gentle smile, and regarded us as a group that I have never heard of. The Squirtle Legion only did good things, which annoyed me very much, but soon, I planned to pretend to be them and ruin their reputation.

I obviously don't believe that there is the Squirtle Legion that the human said, but I am still annoyed because the human said this.

Perhaps, I thought that Squirtle Legion was an insult to us, the Squirtle Legion, made up of outcast Squirtles, so I was ready to take revenge on them whether they existed or not.

Use their names to play pranks and make a super perfect prank.

However, the humans in front of us who have been rescued by us and are grateful to us are our targets, the targets of my perfect prank.

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After listening to the words of the boss Squirtle, the other Squirtles suddenly realized what they were saying, and they all praised in their hearts that he was indeed the boss, why didn't they think of it.

Then they all imitated the boss and took off their sunglasses, and their style suddenly became cute.

Then one of them grabbed a ladder and turned into Squirtle and pulled Xiaozhi and the others up one after another.

Xiaozhi looked at the warm scene in front of him and smiled with satisfaction in his heart. In this case, the decision made a while ago should indeed be correct.

Xiaogang and Xiaoxia also lowered their heads in shame after receiving help from the Squirtles. Unexpectedly, they had misunderstood these cute and angelic Squirtles.

Xiaozhi came to the Squirtles with a familiar look and started talking to them.

Faced with Xiaozhi's sudden conversation, the other Squirtles also looked at the eldest Squirtle. They had always only known how to play pranks, and they were not really good at chatting with people in a friendly manner.

The boss Squirtle also waved his hand, indicating that he would leave it to him, and then prepared to talk to Xiaozhi. After all, in order to complete its perfect prank, it had to establish a good relationship with this human being first.

"Hello, I am Xiaozhi from Zhenxin Town. My dream is to become a Pokémon master. Thank you very much for your help. This is a small gift I prepared for you." Xiaozhi said sincerely, while pretending to be from He was holding something in his backpack, and finally took out some blue tree fruits.

These are the tree fruits in the Arceus bracelet that are particularly attractive to water-type Pokémon. They are generally difficult to see in the wild. Of course, the effect is only to make water-type Pokémon feel delicious. How much does this cost to Xiaozhi? how many.

If he sells the unlimited tree fruits in Arceus' bracelet, Xiaozhi estimates that he can become a super rich man. As for the world's richest man, it doesn't feel right.

By selling fruit from the trees, I became the richest man in the world.It's too ridiculous to say such a thing.

And after Xiaozhi took out the fruit, the other Squirtles couldn't help but swallow their saliva. Even the boss Squirtle, who originally planned to refuse Xiaozhi's thank you in order to maintain the image of a righteous man, hesitated. , it couldn't help but wonder why this stupid human being has such a fruit that attracts turtles. I have never smelled this sweet smell in my life.

Xiaozhi also saw their hesitation, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I still have a lot of this kind of tree fruit, because I don't have water Pokémon yet, so if you like it, I can give it all to you first. ." After saying that, he took out a lot of the same tree fruits from his backpack.

After hearing Xiaozhi's speech and the large pile of tree fruits, the other Squirtles stared straight in the eyes, saliva secreted in their mouths unconsciously, and they all looked at the boss Squirtle longingly.

The eldest Squirtle naturally knew their desire, and the tree berries in front of them, which were almost reaching their turtle shells, also shook their heads, "Squirtle (you have too much, you can only do it with a little effort, we only need Just a few will do.)" After saying that, he picked up five fruits and gave one to each of his four younger brothers.

In my heart, I could only silently say sorry to my little brother, but for the perfect prank in the end, all these efforts were deserved, so just bear with it for now, or at worst, I would end up looting the fruit of this human named Xiaozhi. Just empty it out,

Although the other Squirtles still wanted to get more, since it was the boss's decision, they were quite convinced.

Seeing the appearance of Squirtle in front of him, Xiaozhi couldn't help but lamented his past life in his heart, but he quickly adjusted his mood and did not continue to persuade Squirtle to accept it. He could only pretend to be helpless and put it away. The fruits confiscated by the other party were put back into the backpack.

"By the way, Squirtle, do you know any towns nearby? My friends and I are in need of some food supplies and need to replenish them." Xiaozhi also changed the subject and asked Squirtle and the others to help him solve the problem.

"Squirtle, Squirtle." After hearing Xiaozhi's words, the Squirtles all looked at each other and smiled. "I know this well. If you go to a place with humans nearby, you really have to ask the right person. They are very familiar with this matter." ah.

But the boss Squirtle was actually murmuring in his heart, what if he went to the town and the people there recognized him, then the plan would be ruined.

Just when it almost overloaded its turtle head because of this incident, it was instantly awakened by Xiaozhi's next words and suddenly realized.

"And "angelic" Squirtle legions like yours must be very popular when they come to town." Xiaozhi seemed to sigh, but in fact he really wanted to make Squirtle understand one thing. Now they can Not the evil Squirtle Legion.

The boss Squirtle also understands, wouldn't it be enough as long as they regard themselves as the Squirtle Legion that does good things and refuse to admit that they are the Squirtle Legion that does evil?And this human named Xiaozhi will definitely come forward to explain it to them even if someone misunderstands him.

Thinking that he could deceive so many people, Squirtle instantly felt a little happy.

Then it also waved its hands and made a few gestures with Xiaozhi to express that after leaving the matter to them, it took its little brother and led Xiaozhi and his group to a nearby town.

Pikachu stood on Xiaozhi's shoulder and looked at the Squirtle Legion who were successfully deceived by Xiaozhi. He was also a little surprised. After all, it didn't expect that Xiaozhi would succeed.

If Xiaozhi learns about Pikachu's inner thoughts, he will definitely be proud of it, but he is still planning the next 'rebirth through cocoon' plan.