Naruto: I used illusion to play with the ninja world

After finishing his lines, Nobuhiko hung up the phone.

Listening to the blind voice coming from the other end of the phone, Hei Jue was stunned on the spot, his small eyes filled with confusion.

When I called again, the phone informed that the other party had turned off the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Nobuhiko decisively turned off the mobile phone.

He was not interested in this great filial son in the ninja world. He would do whatever he wanted, but he was just a talking black lump anyway.

He was thinking about another question, where to go next?

He doesn't plan to go back to the Rainbow Country for the time being, and he plans to deal with this crazy girl Kasumi Mina coldly.

When this crazy girl forgets about herself, she will probably stop.

Thinking of this, he was about to summon Madara Uchiha when he suddenly came back to his senses.

He had promised Uchiha Madara not to ride him again, and this method of using a human as a mount was indeed very inelegant.

So with a thought in his mind, the space in front of him kept twisting and a simple broom appeared in front of him.

Nobuhiko looked at this wizard-specific flying broom and nodded with satisfaction. The new mount looked very high-end.

Then he rode up and instantly felt something was wrong.

The broom was so tight on my butt that my underwear was squeezed into the slit.

Then he adjusted his direction, from sitting up to sitting sideways.

However, this is also very annoying, and it is completely incomparable with Uchiha Madara's soft hair and broad back.

How abominable!The person who wrote the novel was really making it up.

Even if a wizard has extraordinary powers, his body is still a normal human body. It would be strange to not get hemorrhoids while flying around in this world.

Then he jumped off the broom and waved the broom away in the wind.

Nobuhiko rubbed his chin and thought about what kind of mount to get.

The car type is a bit too cliché, and it is impossible to run fast in terrain like the ninja world.

Some human beings are too insulting. How could a person as upright and kind as himself ride such a mount?

The beasts were also very boring. The gods rode all the animals they had seen, and it would be a bit "crash" if I rode them again.

Later, he tried many magical mounts, such as flying swords, black bricks, gourds, etc., but he always felt that they were not interesting and did not fit his noble status as the most powerful person in the ninja world.

While he was struggling, he thought of an interesting mount.

He gently tapped his temple with the index finger of his right hand, trying to recall the other person's appearance.

The mental power slowly condensed in the air, and finally the shape was successfully transformed into a tall creature over three meters tall.

The figure's face was covered with hair, and it looked like it was not human.

This creature has a very large head, taking up half of its body.

Wearing a green sun hat, there is also a pair of windproof glasses hanging on the sun hat.

He held a small bamboo-like stick in his left hand, a monocular telescope in his right hand, and a pile of maps on his back.

The huge figure opened his eyes, then showed a harmless smile and said: "Captain Teemo, we are on standby."

Nobuhiko touched his chin, the degree of restoration was really high!

Teemo!People give nicknames to raise millions, order cash machines, have little pussy, etc.

It often lives in Summoner's Rift and makes a living by hiding in the grass, shooting cold arrows and throwing mushrooms all over the ground.

Anyone who steps on his mushroom will feel a physical discomfort.

But this little man is not without merit. For example, in the eyes of female players, he is simply synonymous with cuteness.

Looking at this cute smile and the harmless big face, the more girls look at her, the more girls like her.

Therefore, this hero has become the only choice for countless girls. Of course, there are also some masochistic girls who play this hero themselves and are tortured to tears.

However, none of this matters.

In Nobuhiko's opinion, Teemo is simply the perfect mount.

First of all, the other party is very smart, and there will be no shortcomings such as cows and horses that require the owner to operate at any time to find the path.

Teemo can automatically find his way, give him a map and he can automatically take you anywhere.

Secondly, this guy runs very fast and gives the opponent unlimited mana and no skill cooldown buffs.

With this buff, Teemo can use Little Mo to run unlimitedly.

Looking at Teemo who was over three meters tall in front of him, Nobuhiko smiled happily.

When Teemo saw his master laughing, he laughed too, and the atmosphere became extremely harmonious for a while.

Then Nobuhiko flew up and kicked Teemo in the face. The kick came so fast that Teemo was kicked backwards several times without even reacting.

Teemo stood up, rubbing his face and tilting his head in confusion, as if he wanted to give him an answer.

Nobuhiko coughed awkwardly and said, "I'm sorry! I just... couldn't help myself..."

Teemo nodded to express his understanding, then turned around and squatted on the ground, signaling Nobuhiko to jump into the bamboo basket behind him.

Nobuhiko glanced at the bamboo basket, which was neatly packed away. It was unknown where Teemo had taken the maps he had just received.

But he was not in a hurry to jump into the bamboo basket now. He felt that the bamboo basket was not very comfortable to make.

Then with a thought, the bamboo basket behind Teemo turned into a seat similar to Frieza's aircraft.

The seat is cylindrical and made of bamboo and rattan. There is also a computer inside. Nobuhiko plans to play online games when he is bored on the road.

Just imagine how pleasant it is to enjoy the beautiful scenery of nature while playing online games.

Um~ Why does it feel a bit like an all-in-one computer chair like an Internet cafe?

never mind!Just use it.

Nobuhiko turned over and was about to jump into the bamboo basket. Just when his feet were about to rest on the edge of the bamboo basket, Teemo's entire body disappeared in place.

"I rely on!"

Nobuhiko fell to the ground. Fortunately, his body was strong enough, otherwise he might have cracked his tailbone.

After standing up, he gritted his teeth. Teemo really deserves a beating.

He actually used passive invisibility the moment he jumped onto the bamboo basket. His hunch was indeed correct. This little man deserved a beating.

……

An hour later, Teemo, with a bruised nose and face, ran quickly on the mountain path.

Those two little short legs that are completely out of proportion to the body run very fast, jumping with each step, and they look very cute.

Of course, it would be cuter if he didn't have the bruises around his eyes and the freshly dried blood on his nose.

But Nobuhiko was lying leisurely in the bamboo basket playing lol at the moment. Because he could not connect to the Internet in his previous life, he had to rely on his imagination to create several intelligent AIs to play with him.

These smart AIs are very smart and have been teasing him for half an hour.

Words like "you are a loser, you should get out of here if you can't afford to play" were kept coming, and veins popped up on Nobuhiko's forehead.

Damn it, these AIs take themselves too seriously.

I created you to play games with me, not to criticize me.

And why do these AIs behave like Tuo Xiang on their side, and when they reach the opposite side, they are all as fierce as chickens?

If Nobuhiko hadn't checked it with his mental power, he would have doubted the script written by the other party.