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"It's almost time for Aunt Wang to cook."

Putting down the handle in his hand, Wei Yan looked at the time displayed on the TV wall.

Now the time is already 05:30, if it takes an hour to cook, it will be finished at about 06:30.

Picking up the phone casually, Wei Yan wanted to make a call to inform Aunt Wang, who was in charge of cooking, to come over.

Because he was thinking about what to eat, Wei Yan was a little absent-minded.

So much so that his mobile phone was quietly replaced by an apple by Qu Mengyun, but he didn't notice it, and stared blankly at the apple in his hand for a few seconds.

"..."

"What are you doing."

Looking helplessly at the little beauty who snatched his phone away, Wei Yan didn't know what to say for a while.

Pranks are always only interesting to the prankster, while those who are tricked will only find it particularly boring.

"Of course I will cook for Xiao Yanyan myself tonight, please someone else."

The tone was a little smug, and Qu Mengyun's tone was a little arrogant with her small chin raised.

It's just that although she looks very confident, Wei Yan still has some doubts.

"You cook?"

After all, she is someone who has seen Qu Mengyun's character design. In the column of her skills, there is nothing related to cooking.

As the daughter of a big family, Qu Mengyun can cook, which is a strange thing. Even if Qu Mengyun is so old and has lived in the Qu family for more than ten years, she still doesn't know where the Qu family's kitchen is. , Wei Yan thought it was a very normal thing.

"Are you sure? What are you going to cook?"

The tone was obviously suspicious, and Wei Yan asked tentatively.

After all, the house is quite lively today, Wei Yan doesn't want so many people to go hungry because of Qu Mengyun's nonsense.

"Of course it's free play. Let me see what dishes are left in your kitchen later, and I'll make a decision. Is it okay?"

"..."

He was silent and didn't reply immediately.

What Wei Yan wanted to say was, of course, that the problem was serious.

Wei Yan himself was not sure about Qu Mengyun's culinary skills. If it was said that he had made enough preparations in advance, Wei Yan would not say much, and the food he cooked might still be edible.

But what's the situation now?Do it randomly depending on your mood?How is this different from random research on poisons?

"Let's just say, otherwise let Aunt Wang do it. I really want you to taste my taste from childhood to adulthood."

Wei Yan's emotional intelligence is quite high.

If it's an ordinary man, just tell Qu Mengyun at this time not to let her cook, needless to say Qu Mengyun will be directly angry.

But Wei Yan cleverly changed the method, and the situation was completely different.

It is said that he wants Qu Mengyun to have a taste of him from childhood to adulthood. Doesn't the other meaning mean that he wants Qu Mengyun to know him more?

Who doesn't this sound like a common emotional exchange between young couples?

Under normal circumstances, Wei Yan's words are absolutely killer.

After all, based on what he said, Qu Mengyun has no reason to refuse, and it is impossible to refuse.

After all, if she had to refuse, wouldn't that be the same as saying that she didn't want to know Wei Yan better?

It's just a pity that when Wei Yan said this, he still ignored a little bit.

It was not the first day for Qu Mengyun to live in his house.

"Oh, I'm very happy that Yanyan has this intention, but have you forgotten that I have been in your house for many days, and I have tasted the taste of you when you were young, so let Yanyan taste it today. Taste my craft!"

While speaking, still looking confident, Qu Mengyun made a gesture to show off his arm muscles.

It's just that her slender and weak arms don't look like they have any muscles.

After finishing speaking, Qu Mengyun immediately ran into the kitchen.

Maybe Qu Mengyun didn't know where her kitchen was at all, but she knew exactly where Wei Yan's kitchen was.

"..."

The matter has come to this point, and Wei Yan has tried his best.

Silently turning on the phone, he has already started looking for a nearby restaurant that has better takeaway food, and then asks them to prepare the meal first, and when Qu Mengyun's cooking is really overturned, he can deliver it as soon as possible, so as not to There are so many people sitting in front of the dining table, you just look at me and I look at you, and no one moves their chopsticks.

"I, I, and I will cook too!"

After Qu Mengyun disappeared from the living room, Ning Yuewu hesitated in place for a long time.

Judging from her reaction, Wei Yan could tell at a glance that this girl can't cook at all.

Well, originally it was just a person who couldn't cook messing about in the kitchen, and now there is another person going in to make trouble.

Wei Yan is ready to apply for a patent for a new type of poison.

With these two warriors under his command, I believe that in time, his Wei family will be able to achieve great achievements in the field of killing cockroaches, mice, and even some large animals.

For humans, even if it doesn't cause fatal injuries, it should at least make people faint for a while.

Isn't that the same as a new anesthetic?

Business opportunity!

Although Wei Yan couldn't laugh at all.

Ordered takeaway on the sofa.

Even though he already had an insurance policy, which could guarantee that Wei Yan wouldn't starve to death, he still felt a little worried after sitting like this for a while.

After sitting for a while, Wei Yan couldn't sit still. After all, cooking by someone who doesn't know how to cook will not only cause magic damage to people, but may also cause physical damage.

Even if the Wei family is indeed big enough, there is more than one kitchen... But if you can keep one kitchen, let's keep one.

……

"What are you doing?"

On this side, just as Wei Yan walked into the kitchen, he realized that the two of them were already in a hurry.

Originally, Wei Yan thought that Qu Mengyun and Ning Yuewu were not stupid women, so they should understand a truth.

That is, when facing things that you are not good at, you must start challenging from the low difficulty ones.

So for them, the most correct way is to cook some relatively simple dishes, such as tomato scrambled eggs, green pepper fried meat, boiled cabbage and other simple dishes.

But who knew that when they came up, they were actually preparing to challenge a high level of difficulty.

In front of the cutting board, Ning Yuewu, who looked a little petite herself, was holding a kitchen knife that was bigger than her face, and now she looked even more petite.

And the enemy she was facing now seemed to be a lively fish, bouncing back and forth on the cutting board, and it seemed that it would jump to the ground at any moment.

It's just obvious that at present, it is still too difficult for Ning Yuewu, a monster of this level, to deal with.

She looked at the alive and kicking fish with horror on her face, she just didn't know where to start.

It's just...although, Wei Yan still wants to say...

"If you're a fish, you can also take an edible fish! What do you mean by taking my dad's arowana out of the bathtub!"

Feeling overwhelmed for a while, Wei Yan hurried to the cutting board, rescued the valuable arowana, and threw it back into the fish tank.

"Why, what's the matter, Brother Wei Yan..."

Obviously, the moment Wei Yan caught the fish, Ning Yuewu was deeply relieved.

Obviously, it was too much of a challenge for her to face such a huge monster as a little girl.

But that's an arowana!Can it be small? !

"I said you can't even pick fish. What kind of food do you cook? Don't you know that he can't eat this kind of fish?"

With his hips on his arms, his tone was somewhat helpless.

Wei Yan feels angry and funny now, to be honest, in his impression, Ning Yuewu has never been stupid, right?If you are stupid, your medical skills will not be so good.

It's just that this woman is like a fool in a field that she is not good at.

"Eh? Can't you eat it? Why can't you eat it even though it's fish?"

A little surprised by the naked eye, Ning Yuewu's beautiful eyes widened.

It seems that in her cognition, there seems to be no fish that cannot be eaten.

In fact, it is true... It is true that any fish can be eaten. After all, from the doctor's perspective, cockroaches may be used as medicine, and they can also supplement protein.

How is Wei Yan going to explain to him that this is an ornamental fish for raising, not a meat fish for eating?

"That's right, this fish is raised by my dad. He will be very sad if you eat it, so you can't eat it."

Giving up on explaining to Ning Yuewu directly from the reality level, Wei Yan directly talked to her about Congxin.

Obviously, it would be much easier to understand this way.

"Eh? So it was raised? But why is it raised in the kitchen?"

Looking at the huge fish tank beside him, apart from the big arowana, there are actually some small fish and shrimps that are not bad for viewing.

Although Wei Yan didn't understand, why did his father install a fish tank in the kitchen, since the living room was so big.

"And it was Sao Fox who tricked me into cooking this fish. She said that the steamed fish made from the golden fish must be delicious!"

Qu Mengyun looked to the side angrily.

That cunning woman was obviously trying to hold back her laughter because she played a trick on Ning Yuewu.

This made Wei Yan speechless, he just wanted to say that this was really Qu Mengyun's style, and it was bad enough.

"I don't know him either. In short, you can use another fish. There should be a processed fish in the refrigerator. It was delivered in the morning. Go and have a look."

"Oh good."

The obedient ones were sent away by Wei Yan, and Ning Yuewu rummaged through the big freezer beside her.

Almost every morning in the Wei family, someone will be in charge of bringing some fresh ingredients over, so if you want to find anything, there should be some in the refrigerator, and the fish is still processed, which also saves Ning Yuewu's tossing effort.

Otherwise, just now, when she faced that golden dragon fish, she was flustered and at a loss, but she was unwilling to give up.

Wei Yan was really worried that she would cut his hand by accident.

"What are you doing again?"

After dealing with one, Wei Yan finally set his sights on Qu Mengyun who was at the side.

Wei Yan originally thought that no matter how unfamiliar she was with this aspect, she would be better than a little idiot like Ning Yuewu.

But who knows, what Ning Yuewu is doing also refreshes his cognition.

Just now Ning Yuewu was wrestling with a fish, while Qu Mengyun was wrestling with a rooster.

"...What the hell are you doing?"

At this moment, the scene in front of Qu Mengyun is completely spectacular enough to describe it.

I don't know where she got a treadmill and put it on the table in front of her.

And on the treadmill, there was a cock running forward uncontrollably.

Behind the rooster is a lit candle, but if the rooster runs slower, its tail will be ignited by the burning candle.

In order to prevent the rooster from escaping, a collar was tied around its neck and placed on the treadmill.

Just this battle, if you don't talk about it, who would have thought that Qu Mengyun was cooking?

"Can't you see? I'm making braised chicken. Before making the chicken, shouldn't the hair be cleaned first, then bled, then the internal organs should be cleaned, and finally cut into pieces and put into the pot?"

Blinking her eyes innocently, Qu Mengyun didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with her actions.

It's as if the curious scene in front of her at this moment is the normal procedure for cooking braised chicken in the kitchen.

"So now, processing chicken feathers, bleeding and cleaning internal organs, which step are you doing?"

The corners of her mouth twitched uncontrollably, Qu Mengyun's reaction can't stop Wei Yan completely.

"I'm doing step zero, exhaust it first."

She answered it as a matter of course, but when she said this, the originally sweet smile on the corner of Qu Mengyun's mouth became a lot more dangerous and gloomy.

With that gloomy face, it was as if a sickly girl had discovered a man who had cheated.

"..."

My heart was inexplicably cold.

Although Qu Mengyun didn't explain, Wei Yan understood immediately after observing the scratches on her arm.

It turned out that when she was handling this cock just now, she was accidentally scratched by the cock, and now she is taking revenge on this cock!

Doesn't even this woman let go of a cock?

"Then you continue..."

Inexplicably a little cowardly, Wei Yan is not so loyal, and he won't stand out for a rooster or something.

On the contrary, he should be careful not to become that rooster himself one day.

"Yeah, I found it!"

In the freezer at the side, Ning Yuewu seemed to have found the fish she wanted from the huge freezer, and made a sound of surprise.

But very quickly, the sound of surprise turned into a scream in the next second, followed by a plop, which made Wei Yan look back quickly in fright.

Obviously, the girl was so excited because she found the fish that she forgot to keep her balance for a while, and then she fell into the refrigerator unnoticed.

"are you a pig?"

Feeling speechless for a while, Wei Yan also quickly walked to the refrigerator and fished her out.

Because she was wearing a small skirt, and then her upper body was stuck into the refrigerator, leaving only the waist down. The overturned little skirt and the cute bear Pangci were exposed, and the scene seemed quite funny at one point.