The Perfect Life of Naruto Through Konoha
Chapter 5: The art of splitting the harem
Ebisu, Konoha's special jounin and elite teacher.
Features: Sunglasses, headscarf, and black tights that remain unchanged all year round.
In Naruto's opinion, Ebisu, this special Jonin, was a bit unworthy of his position.
Snobbish and lustful.
Although the impression of Ebisu in Naruto's mind has changed in the middle period, in Naruto's eyes now, his colored eyes are enough to pass his future changes.
Especially he didn't want to see Ebisu looking at him with disgust.
"Is that Kyuubi that brat?"
Although Ebisu didn't say it clearly, Naruto could understand Ebisu's heart through his sunglasses.
Trying hard to suppress the anger in his chest, maybe it was caused by the residual emotions of Naruto in the past.
But the next second, the anger in his chest rose to the point where he could no longer suppress himself.
Ebisu's eyes turned to Konohamaru and he shouted hurriedly.
"Master Konohamaru, Master Konohamaru, wake up! Wake up!
I told you not to get involved with this kind of scumbag..."
Hearing the word "scum", Naruto could no longer suppress the anger in his chest and directly interrupted and formed a shadow clone.
Saying that he is a good person but not a scumbag is no longer disgusting, but rises to the level of contempt and insult.
"Who is the scumbag?"
After saying that, there was a "bang bang bang" sound, and the Hokage's office was filled with Naruto's shadow clones.
Naruto would take action at the slightest disagreement, and Ebisu's eyes would turn around, his lips showing disdain, and he would snort coldly.
"What? Did I say something wrong? Do you think that secretly learning a forbidden technique and multiple shadow clones can change the fact that you are a scumbag at the end of the crane?"
He looked back at Naruto with unflappable eyes.
In his eyes, Naruto was a demon fox who destroyed the village and killed his companions. He was also a scumbag who couldn't be more scumbag.
Although I was shocked that Naruto learned the multiple shadow clones of the forbidden technique so quickly, a kid is a kid. As long as the demon fox in Naruto does not break through the seal, then Naruto's powerful forbidden technique is just a trick in front of him.
At this moment, Naruto just wanted to press Ebisu in front of him to the ground and rub him. He didn't consider the gap between the two for a moment, nor did he consider Konohamaru who was sleeping on the ground, or the Sandaime and his assistant who were sitting there. .
Just inside the Hokage's office, he chose to confront Ebisu directly.
"Fire Escape, Great Fire Ball Technique!"
While he was secretly drinking in his heart, Naruto's shadow clones surrounding Ebisu were also forming seals.
But Naruto's idea was too naive. He was talented at this time, but his hard power was there. After all, Ebisu was also a jounin with a special title.
Before the Fireball Seal was completed, Ebisu just did a roundhouse kick, and Naruto's shadow clone with the Fireball Seal disappeared with a "bang, bang, bang".
"Still impulsive."
Naruto, who had come back to his senses, was now sober, but the face he had given away was not something he could throw away so easily.
If you can't use big fireballs or use physical skills, then there's only one move left.
"Transformation, the art of the harem!"
It is the only hidden trick, a super trump card that is not easily revealed, and a harem technique with 100% hit rate.
In an instant, there were countless floating female versions of Naruto in the Hokage's office.
All of them have graceful figures and beautiful eyes.
Especially Xiangyun, which just covers the two key parts of the body.
Faintly visible, it makes people think wildly.
"Ebisu lost his mother (adult)~"
The sweet voice was accompanied by a red blowing kiss visible to the naked eye.
Ebisu squirts.
Three generations of spray.
Water south and spray.
······
"Three old perverts!"
After killing two Jonin and a Kage level with one move, Naruto snorted and left immediately.
The direction is, of course, home.
As Naruto was walking on the road, the more he thought about it, the angrier he became. The majestic protagonist, who also had the golden finger of time travel, couldn't even beat the jounin, and even showed his hidden trump card.
gas!
The more you think, the more angry you are!
His eyes inadvertently glanced to the northwest of the village, and Naruto's eyes and footsteps stopped.
I remembered something to vent my anger on, and then the standard squinting eyes on TV appeared.
"Saori Saori! You actually forgot the punching bag Erzhu."
He turned around and headed straight for the second assistant Uchiha clan.
At this time, the only thing left was to vent some anger on the second assistant.
Before he crossed the street, Naruto clearly felt the smell of being followed floating behind him.
And the tracking methods are very poor.
The steps stopped again, and Naruto's eyes narrowed again.
"Konohamaru~"
Turning back to look at the stalker who was holding the hidden wallpaper upside down, Naruto couldn't help but shout angrily.
He thought to himself that only he, Konohamaru, could have such a poor way of tracking and hiding.
"As expected of the man I admire, you discovered such a secret.
Yes, it’s me, Sarutobi Konohamaru!Hahaha~"
Konohamaru, who was exposed, did not feel regretful for his poor tracking method, but smiled and said without hesitation.
The hidden wallpaper was removed, revealing Konohamaru's little face full of collagen and the long blue scarf trailing on the ground.
Naruto was speechless, thinking of the original work, and thought to himself.
"You still can't escape the reincarnation of the plot after rebirth. Want to learn skills? Then let's flex first and then curl up!"
Take Konohamaru to the mountain behind the village and try not to fool him, then he is very clingy.
He also knew Konohamaru’s purpose, wasn’t he just interested in his harem skills? ? ? ?
It was also Naruto's own fault for slapping him too hard. When the harem technique "killed" Ebisu and the others, Konohamaru just woke up.
In fact, Naruto also admired Konohamaru's diligence from the bottom of his heart.
A harem technique, he practiced it from a fat aunt to a enchanting beautiful girl.
The later balls were also learned from the harem technique.
In short, Konohamaru has a will that ordinary people don't have, a unique and trendy learning idea, and he is also a bit stupid, which is the same template as Naruto in the past.
You can see this from reading countless magazines while learning harem techniques, from practicing Wanzi to drawing conclusions from harem techniques, and even being chased by a bear as an adult.
Looking at this little brother who had to accept him, Naruto was filled with emotions for a moment.
Possessing new ideas, he felt bad about teaching harem techniques to "poison" an eight-year-old child.
Don’t teach harem techniques!At present, Naruto can't think of anything else that can be used as a pretense.
The big fireball technique and multiple shadow clones, in the eyes of Konohamaru, a special jounin, the third red generation, these two techniques are really not enough for Konohamaru.
Let’s “poison” him! ! ! ! !
Decisively use the harem technique and teach him the tricks of the practice. This is Konohamaru's purpose anyway.
Naruto originally wanted to let Konohamaru learn Confucianism about respecting teachers and morality before teaching him the harem, but he gave up the idea when he thought that Konohamaru was not a master-killer such as Snake Mama or Nagato.
Besides!Can Konohamaru kill him?
really!As soon as he heard that Naruto was going to teach him the ninjutsu, Konohamaru's eyes lit up and he kept shouting.
His big eyes stared straight at Naruto, fearing that he would miss some detail.
After reading it, Konohamaru looked at Naruto with excitement and was eager to try.
"Don't don't!!!"
Naruto on the side quickly waved his hand, Konohamaru's harem surgery can be seen in the later stage, but the early stage is a eyesore.
He left decisively, leaving Konohamaru alone.
As for discouraging the second assistant?We can only divide the classes into classes tomorrow.
Features: Sunglasses, headscarf, and black tights that remain unchanged all year round.
In Naruto's opinion, Ebisu, this special Jonin, was a bit unworthy of his position.
Snobbish and lustful.
Although the impression of Ebisu in Naruto's mind has changed in the middle period, in Naruto's eyes now, his colored eyes are enough to pass his future changes.
Especially he didn't want to see Ebisu looking at him with disgust.
"Is that Kyuubi that brat?"
Although Ebisu didn't say it clearly, Naruto could understand Ebisu's heart through his sunglasses.
Trying hard to suppress the anger in his chest, maybe it was caused by the residual emotions of Naruto in the past.
But the next second, the anger in his chest rose to the point where he could no longer suppress himself.
Ebisu's eyes turned to Konohamaru and he shouted hurriedly.
"Master Konohamaru, Master Konohamaru, wake up! Wake up!
I told you not to get involved with this kind of scumbag..."
Hearing the word "scum", Naruto could no longer suppress the anger in his chest and directly interrupted and formed a shadow clone.
Saying that he is a good person but not a scumbag is no longer disgusting, but rises to the level of contempt and insult.
"Who is the scumbag?"
After saying that, there was a "bang bang bang" sound, and the Hokage's office was filled with Naruto's shadow clones.
Naruto would take action at the slightest disagreement, and Ebisu's eyes would turn around, his lips showing disdain, and he would snort coldly.
"What? Did I say something wrong? Do you think that secretly learning a forbidden technique and multiple shadow clones can change the fact that you are a scumbag at the end of the crane?"
He looked back at Naruto with unflappable eyes.
In his eyes, Naruto was a demon fox who destroyed the village and killed his companions. He was also a scumbag who couldn't be more scumbag.
Although I was shocked that Naruto learned the multiple shadow clones of the forbidden technique so quickly, a kid is a kid. As long as the demon fox in Naruto does not break through the seal, then Naruto's powerful forbidden technique is just a trick in front of him.
At this moment, Naruto just wanted to press Ebisu in front of him to the ground and rub him. He didn't consider the gap between the two for a moment, nor did he consider Konohamaru who was sleeping on the ground, or the Sandaime and his assistant who were sitting there. .
Just inside the Hokage's office, he chose to confront Ebisu directly.
"Fire Escape, Great Fire Ball Technique!"
While he was secretly drinking in his heart, Naruto's shadow clones surrounding Ebisu were also forming seals.
But Naruto's idea was too naive. He was talented at this time, but his hard power was there. After all, Ebisu was also a jounin with a special title.
Before the Fireball Seal was completed, Ebisu just did a roundhouse kick, and Naruto's shadow clone with the Fireball Seal disappeared with a "bang, bang, bang".
"Still impulsive."
Naruto, who had come back to his senses, was now sober, but the face he had given away was not something he could throw away so easily.
If you can't use big fireballs or use physical skills, then there's only one move left.
"Transformation, the art of the harem!"
It is the only hidden trick, a super trump card that is not easily revealed, and a harem technique with 100% hit rate.
In an instant, there were countless floating female versions of Naruto in the Hokage's office.
All of them have graceful figures and beautiful eyes.
Especially Xiangyun, which just covers the two key parts of the body.
Faintly visible, it makes people think wildly.
"Ebisu lost his mother (adult)~"
The sweet voice was accompanied by a red blowing kiss visible to the naked eye.
Ebisu squirts.
Three generations of spray.
Water south and spray.
······
"Three old perverts!"
After killing two Jonin and a Kage level with one move, Naruto snorted and left immediately.
The direction is, of course, home.
As Naruto was walking on the road, the more he thought about it, the angrier he became. The majestic protagonist, who also had the golden finger of time travel, couldn't even beat the jounin, and even showed his hidden trump card.
gas!
The more you think, the more angry you are!
His eyes inadvertently glanced to the northwest of the village, and Naruto's eyes and footsteps stopped.
I remembered something to vent my anger on, and then the standard squinting eyes on TV appeared.
"Saori Saori! You actually forgot the punching bag Erzhu."
He turned around and headed straight for the second assistant Uchiha clan.
At this time, the only thing left was to vent some anger on the second assistant.
Before he crossed the street, Naruto clearly felt the smell of being followed floating behind him.
And the tracking methods are very poor.
The steps stopped again, and Naruto's eyes narrowed again.
"Konohamaru~"
Turning back to look at the stalker who was holding the hidden wallpaper upside down, Naruto couldn't help but shout angrily.
He thought to himself that only he, Konohamaru, could have such a poor way of tracking and hiding.
"As expected of the man I admire, you discovered such a secret.
Yes, it’s me, Sarutobi Konohamaru!Hahaha~"
Konohamaru, who was exposed, did not feel regretful for his poor tracking method, but smiled and said without hesitation.
The hidden wallpaper was removed, revealing Konohamaru's little face full of collagen and the long blue scarf trailing on the ground.
Naruto was speechless, thinking of the original work, and thought to himself.
"You still can't escape the reincarnation of the plot after rebirth. Want to learn skills? Then let's flex first and then curl up!"
Take Konohamaru to the mountain behind the village and try not to fool him, then he is very clingy.
He also knew Konohamaru’s purpose, wasn’t he just interested in his harem skills? ? ? ?
It was also Naruto's own fault for slapping him too hard. When the harem technique "killed" Ebisu and the others, Konohamaru just woke up.
In fact, Naruto also admired Konohamaru's diligence from the bottom of his heart.
A harem technique, he practiced it from a fat aunt to a enchanting beautiful girl.
The later balls were also learned from the harem technique.
In short, Konohamaru has a will that ordinary people don't have, a unique and trendy learning idea, and he is also a bit stupid, which is the same template as Naruto in the past.
You can see this from reading countless magazines while learning harem techniques, from practicing Wanzi to drawing conclusions from harem techniques, and even being chased by a bear as an adult.
Looking at this little brother who had to accept him, Naruto was filled with emotions for a moment.
Possessing new ideas, he felt bad about teaching harem techniques to "poison" an eight-year-old child.
Don’t teach harem techniques!At present, Naruto can't think of anything else that can be used as a pretense.
The big fireball technique and multiple shadow clones, in the eyes of Konohamaru, a special jounin, the third red generation, these two techniques are really not enough for Konohamaru.
Let’s “poison” him! ! ! ! !
Decisively use the harem technique and teach him the tricks of the practice. This is Konohamaru's purpose anyway.
Naruto originally wanted to let Konohamaru learn Confucianism about respecting teachers and morality before teaching him the harem, but he gave up the idea when he thought that Konohamaru was not a master-killer such as Snake Mama or Nagato.
Besides!Can Konohamaru kill him?
really!As soon as he heard that Naruto was going to teach him the ninjutsu, Konohamaru's eyes lit up and he kept shouting.
His big eyes stared straight at Naruto, fearing that he would miss some detail.
After reading it, Konohamaru looked at Naruto with excitement and was eager to try.
"Don't don't!!!"
Naruto on the side quickly waved his hand, Konohamaru's harem surgery can be seen in the later stage, but the early stage is a eyesore.
He left decisively, leaving Konohamaru alone.
As for discouraging the second assistant?We can only divide the classes into classes tomorrow.
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