Chi Youyou shook his head.

Shen Qiao felt that this matter had become serious.

Chi Youyou ate the small cake, her mouth was bulging, and her words were a little vague, "Don't say it, really don't say it."

Shen Qiao: "You swallow it down."

Chi Youyou swallowed the small cake in his mouth, "It has to be better looking than Qi Boyan."

Shen Qiao: "..."

She immediately turned on the phone, "Okay, I'll find you someone who looks better than Qi Boyan."

Then she savored these words carefully, and thought about Qi Boyan's face that turned all living beings upside down.

Damn, the standard is so high, where can I find it.

She bit the bullet and found a few and showed them to her.

"Compared with Qi Boyan, this bridge of nose is still a bit worse."

"The eyes are not good, it just looks good without Qi Boyan's peach blossom eyes."

"There's something wrong with this... face shape. Has he had plastic surgery to make it look a bit unnatural?"

"Well, anyway, I think he is not as good-looking as Qi Boyan."

Shen Qiao: "..."

Why don't they take appreciation classes here?

She turned off the phone directly, feeling that there was no way out.

OK, then another way of thinking.

Can only go to the lore.

Chi Youyou watched her tossing and felt that the TV screen in the living room was not big enough, so he took the computer to the audio-visual room and projected it for her decently.

"Next, every point of knowledge I said is very important, you have to keep it in my mind verbatim, understand?"

Then Chi Youyou saw a line of words appear on the big screen: [On one hundred ways to handle men]

Chi Youyou:? ? ?

"You are a single dog, teach me how to handle a man?"

She felt that if it was a hundred ways to seduce a man, she would be interested in hearing about it, and if she could be evenly matched with Qi Boyan... This contest seems to be much more exciting.

Hmm... this sudden desire to win.

Shen Qiao was not convinced, "Don't worry about it, I just lack actual combat experience."

Chi Youyou: "..."

I don't know why, but there is a sense of sight that the last one gives lectures to the second last, one dares to teach, and the other dares to listen.

"Okay, Teacher Shen, please start your performance."

She wanted to hear what nonsense she was going to talk about.

Shen Qiao cleared her throat, and started outputting decently.

"First of all, you have to remember that whoever says they like it first loses."

"If you like a man, you must not confess it first. You must not be as crazy as chasing Ling Muyun before. There is no one who likes a man and chases after him all day long to confess."

Then she talked more and more vigorously later, which led to a little digression, and even a little bit of cursing.

"Because someone treats you better, you must not be self-righteous and think that he is madly in love with you. In fact, they have not reached that point."

"You think he likes you quite a bit, but you're drowning in love. He doesn't even have wet socks. After a quarrel to coax you, you'll change your mind. What's the matter, what he said is an imperial decree? Work?"

"Tell me well before falling in love, don't worry, I'm bored to play with him, I won't be serious."

"As a result, after falling in love, it is: woo woo woo woo, I really can't live without him, I don't want to break up with him."

"At that time, I really wanted to take you to check your brainstem. You were in a relationship, not a maid, a nanny, or a grievance. The man who made you wronged and jealous all day long should have been kicked. I At that time, if I was in China, I would go up and down and give him a few slaps and kicks a few more times."

The more Chi Youyou listened, the more something was wrong, "Are you here to scold me?"

Shen Qiao looked at her with somewhat surprised eyes, "Have you heard all this?"

"..."

Chi Youyou looked at her quite speechlessly, then stretched out his hand and grabbed her neck and shook it, "The yin and yang are so angry that you strangle her to death first."

Shen Qiao shook her little head, went to take a drink from the water glass, and then wrung her fingers to highlight the points for her.

"First, don't let men get you easily. For men, anything that is at your fingertips is not challenging. Most likely, it will not be cherished. A man who really likes you will not stop just because you want to take it easy. Like it, they will be very patient."

"Second, stay away from each other with a certain degree of relaxation. Distance produces beauty. Don't get tired of it all day long, or you will lose the freshness. Xiaobiesheng is a good example, isn't it?"

"Third, I heard that playing hard to get is also a good way to handle a man, and it will try everything."

"Fourth, don't be sad because of a man. There are thousands of men in the world. If this doesn't work, let's change. Women who are trapped by love will not end well."

"fifth……"

Chi Youyou: "..."

She was sleepy from listening to it all, but she couldn't fall asleep when she chanted in her ear like a Tang monk.

Seeing that her eyes were blurred, Shen Qiao raised her hand and slapped her on the leg, "Do you remember what I said?"

Chi Youyou regained consciousness, nodded, and said solemnly: "Well, I remember."

"Okay, then you recite it for me."

Chi Youyou: "..."

She simulated committing seppuku with a knife, "How about I just show you a death in situ?"

Shen Qiao pursed her lips, "Then I've said so much, do you have any questions?"

Chi Youyou's expression became serious, and he leaned over like a curious baby.

Shen Qiao was looking forward to it, she was the first student she took, and it was time to test the results.

"Besides this hundred ways to handle men, do you have anything else?"

"Other?"

Chi Youyou: "For example, one hundred ways to tease a man?"

Shen Qiao: "..."

——I said so much just now that you don’t like oil and salt, and you don’t listen to it in your head at all.

She reached out and tapped her forehead gently, "Can you be more reserved, huh?"

"Have it?"

"Yes, but the scale is too large, it is not recommended to read."

She stretched out her small hand, blinked her eyes, "I don't accept your suggestion, show it to me."

Shen Qiao looked at her extremely curious and exquisite face, and suddenly thought of a picture, she pursed her lips and suppressed a smile, but in the end she couldn't hold back her laughter and said, "Hahaha..."

Chi Youyou:?what are you laughing at?

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