Naruto God of Cookery, Cry All Ninja World

These four gangsters were trolled by Luo Yu using the trolling skills he learned on the Internet in his previous life...

All of them were as wilted as eggplants beaten by frost.

There is no way, they can't beat them at all, and they are no match for them, so what else can they do?

They could only lower their eyebrows and think about how to escape.

Luo Yu just wanted to say: "You have offended the abbot and still want to leave!?"

These people came to Luo Yu's shop to find trouble. If they didn't give them some trouble, others would think Luo Yu was easy to bully...

Unexpectedly, just when the few gangsters were so thirsty and unable to fight back due to Luo Yu's words, someone stepped forward to save them.

"Boss Luo Yu, forget it, don't be so arrogant~"

This person is none other than Kurosaki, the owner of Konoha Grill.

He invited these gangsters here today because he wanted to disgust the gourmet shop and ruin the reputation of the gourmet shop.

But what he never expected was...

These gangsters who have been in the market for many years are not even a match for Luo Yu! ?

At this point, if Luo Yu continues to hold on to these people, sooner or later he will be found out as the instigator.

So he had no choice but to step in personally and stand up as a bystander to persuade peace.

Then Luo Yu just glanced at him and continued to spit out fragrance:

"You say I am unreasonable and unforgiving, but you still know that they are unreasonable!?"

"Since the opening of my gourmet shop, not only the food taste has been well received."

"The quality control of food hygiene and safety is No. 1 in Konoha Village and even in the entire Ninja world!"

"Which diner doesn't get the ultimate enjoyment after eating at my place!?"

Luo Yu pointed at the gangsters who were forced into the corner by him and said coldly:

"But what about these people?"

"They came here tonight, they were organized, premeditated, and they even brought their own props to deliberately cause trouble!"

"You said the large intestine was not washed properly, there were smelly socks in the pickled fish, and there were flies in the egg fried rice!"

"What season is it? Flies are so rare, but this guy can actually eat a dozen flies in a plate of egg fried rice!"

"Just open the door for me to be outrageous - it's so outrageous!"

After saying this in one breath, Luo Yu glanced at Kurosaki playfully and asked:

"By the way, dear friend, are you here to cause trouble too?"

Facing Luo Yu's smiling eyes, Kurosaki suddenly felt a little shuddered for some reason and shivered solidly.

However, the conflict between him and Luo Yu seemed to him to be completely irreconcilable.

So he boldly continued:

"Boss Luo Yu, even if they are 99% at fault, don't you have 1% of the problem?"

Luo Yu replied:

"Then if you don't criticize 99% of them, what are you talking about with me?"

Kurosaki's expression froze for a moment, then he continued to hold on and said:

"Your gourmet shop is making a lot of money every day. As the boss, why do you still care about things like them?"

"Remember that in business, suffering is a blessing!"

Luo Yu rolled his eyes and replied:

"You are so generous, I wish you blessings like the East Sea and longevity as long as the night-blooming cereus!"

"Boss Kurosaki of the BBQ restaurant, are you satisfied with what I say?"

After hearing Luo Yu's words, Kurosaki realized that it turned out that Yagami Luo Yu had already discovered his identity!

"I guess he must have guessed that I planned what happened tonight..."

"I also wish me longevity...I...I..."

Kurosaki couldn't help but feel a surge of energy and blood, but now the situation was stronger than others, he thought in his heart:

"This Yagami Luo Yu's mouth escape is too strong... I am no match for him!"

"And he is fighting at home now, and there is Hokage-sama and those two traitorous ninjas who are very difficult to deal with on his side!"

"Continuing to entangle will only be more detrimental to me!"

"It's better to be cowardly, get out early, and worry about it later."

Speaking of which, Kurosaki can make his barbecue restaurant the best in Konoha. He is also a very scheming and flexible person.

Even if Luo Yu sprayed him in the face, he could still hold back the unwillingness in his heart and decisively admitted to Luo Yu:

"Okay, Boss Luo Yu, I can't help you."

"I apologize for my words and actions just now!"

After saying that, he turned to leave.

However, Luo Yu stretched out his hand to block his way.

Kurosaki hurriedly opened his mouth and said:

"Boss Luo Yu! I've apologized, what else do you want me to do?"

Luo Yu said disdainfully:

"If an apology is useful, what else do the police have to do?"

He asked Uchiha Itachi not far behind him:

"One against seven, according to the public security punishment regulations of the Konoha Guards, how should we deal with those who engage in unfair competition, smear and frame up competitors?"

The reason why I asked Itachi was because the previous Uchiha were Konoha's police force.

Responsible for the security management of Konoha Village.

As Itachi was born in Uchiha, he was naturally very aware of these regulations.

Itachi said directly without hesitation:

"The behavior of their group just now." Strictly speaking, it has constituted the crime of unfair competition. "

“Unfair competition through malicious smearing, framing, and false accusations undermines the order of market competition and harms the legitimate rights and interests of other operators or competitors.”

"According to Konoha Public Security Management Regulations, he should be detained for more than 15 days and compensated three times the loss."

Luo Yu smiled and said:

"Boss Kurosaki? Did you hear everything the dozen Nan-san said just now?"

"Everyone is open for business, so forget it if you are detained."

"But you still have to pay for it!"

Kurosaki widened his eyes and said:

"Compensate? What should I pay for!?"

"The Konoha police force doesn't even have four or five years left!"

"Where are there any public security penalties regulations!?"

"You are using the sword of the previous dynasty to kill the current officials. I don't accept it!"

Luo Yu spread his hands, raised his head and looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen upstairs, and asked:

"Hokage-sama, I wonder if the current Konoha Public Security Punishment Regulations still apply?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen thought for a while and said:

"Although after the Uchiha family was exterminated, Konoha's public security punishment regulations have not been implemented."

"But we're not repealing the ordinance, so of course it's valid."

Luo Yu smiled at Kurosaki and said:

"Well, you see what Hokage-sama said."

"Boss Kurosaki, let's discuss how much money you should compensate me tonight!"

Kurosaki still said reluctantly:

"Boss Luo Yu, you make so much money every day by opening a store. What's the use of having so much money? Why do you insist on holding on to this small amount of money?"

"Still want to kidnap morally?"

Luo Yu didn't even raise his head and replied directly:

"You don't have any brains, why don't you donate it to Konoha Hospital?"

"Kurosaki, there's no point in talking nonsense!"

“Just give me a sweet word, I won’t pay you back if I pay you!”

"Either you pay me honestly, or I'll hand you over to Itachi right now!"

"You will suffer the consequences then~!"

Kurosaki looked at Uchiha Itachi with his face buried under the wind chime with lingering fear.

"Holy crap! Why is it him!?"

"He is a ruthless man who personally massacred the entire Uchiha clan!"

"Isn't he wanted by the village as an S-class traitor? How come he still dares to return to the village with such fanfare after five years?"

"How dare he!?"

Then he looked at the indifferent Sarutobi Hiruzen upstairs and thought to himself:

"It seems that there are other things going on between him and the senior management!"

"It seems that Uchiha Itachi also wears the same pants as Yagami Luoyu..."

"If this falls into his hands..."

That's really a vampire eating garlic - if you don't want to die, you have to die!