Naruto God of Cookery, Cry All Ninja World

After the illusion ended, Deidara's spirit was still very high when he returned to the real world.

My pupils suddenly contracted, and I recalled the fantasy I had just experienced.

That memory was as if it really happened to him...

It's both real and refreshing!

"This...this meatball!"

"Could it be that the environment we just entered was the reason for eating this meatball?"

He looked shocked and asked Mikami Eimi next to him:

"Miss! What is the full name of this meatball?"

Mikami Eimi said seriously:

"[Explosive Pussy Pissing Beef Balls]."

Deidara nodded, picked up another ball and put it to his mouth, and said seriously:

"Of all the foods I've eaten in my life, this meatball is hands down..."

“Absolutely the most delicious! The most refreshing food!”

"One more!"

After saying that, he put the beef balls into his mouth.

This time, he was well prepared. When the beef balls exploded, he closed his lips tightly and not a drop of the soup from the shrimps in the beef balls sprayed out...

This made the long-awaited Eimi Mikami's eyes darken.

Deidara closed his eyes completely, enjoying the extremely pleasant taste in his mouth.

"Coming, coming, coming again!"

Feeling the sense of mental withdrawal, Deidara knew that the illusion just now was coming again.

Sure enough, the next second, Deidara's consciousness left the real world again.

Descend into a spiritual fantasy...

"This is...Tsuchikage Hall."

Before Deidara could react, he heard Kurotsuchi beside him say hurriedly:

"Brother Deidara, people from the Akatsuki organization have invaded the village!"

"Grandpa and Dad can't stop them. Only your art can save the village now!"

"Please take action quickly!"

Deidara turned to look at Kurotsuchi.

At this time, Kurotsuchi was obviously no longer the little girl she was when he left the village.

Deidara took a look and thought:

"If I had known that that little girl who only called me 666 from behind would have grown up to be like this... would I have left the village back then?"

"Are you kidding! Of course I will leave!"

"Compared to my explosive art...what are women?"

Without looking at Kurotsuchi, he asked coldly:

"Who is here from the Akatsuki organization?"

Kurotsuchi immediately replied:

"There are two enemies in total."

"A rebel ninja from Kirigakure, Kisame Kisaki, whose water escape ninjutsu is astonishing."

"The other one is Konoha's rebellious ninja Uchiha Itachi, who is good at illusions."

"He's extremely difficult to deal with."

The corner of Deidara's mouth raised a strange arc, and he smiled evilly and said:

"Itachi, over the past few years, I have been practicing hard on how to deal with Sharingan genjutsu..."

"This is just for today! I can finally have a happy battle with you!"

"Wash away the shame you inflicted on me back then!"

As soon as Deidara finished speaking, he used clay to shape a flying Kun and took him quickly to the battlefield.

Arriving at the outskirts of the village, Kisame was fighting fiercely with Huangtu and Akatsuchi.

Onoki, on the other hand, was flying in the sky, confronting Itachi in the air.

Seeing Deidara dare to come, Onoki said quickly:

"Deidara, I have evacuated all the villagers, you can use it!"

"Don't worry!"

When Deidara heard this, he immediately said:

"In that case, why are you still here?"

"I am enough to deal with the two of them!"

While using Earth Release to block Kisame's Water Release Ninjutsu, Yellow Earth summoned:

"Yondaime, are you kidding me?"

"These two are not ordinary characters...even if you are the current Tsuchikage."

"One person will be unable to deal with two such opponents!"

"We are still one..."

Deidara shouted:

"What are you talking about!?"

"If you are told to leave, leave as soon as possible, otherwise I will start to attack you later. My artistic attacks are indiscriminate!"

"Don't blame me for not reminding you!"

After speaking, Deidara controlled Fei Kun to come to the sky above Itachi.

Itachi raised his head, looked at Deidara with cold eyes and said:

"Are you the Yondaime Tsuchikage?"

Just a simple sentence, but it hurt Deidara's soul so much~

Deidara suddenly became angry when he saw Itachi's nonchalant expression.

"Itachi! Put away your contemptuous eyes!"

"Today I will let you experience my ultimate art!"

Itachi kept his expression serious and just said softly:

"Oh? Really? Come on."

Seeing Itachi still looking calm and unfazed, Deidara immediately got excited.

He simply stopped acting in this play.

Just unbutton your shirt and expose your chest!

Feeding the clay in his hand into the huge mouth on his chest...

Magically said:

"I will definitely die if I perform this ultimate art!"

"It's just one against seven! You've seen my ultimate art!"

"It's no use trying to live!"

"Hahaha~~~"

Under Itachi's Sharingan observation, all the chakra in Deidara's body gathered at his heart.

The terrifying aura that destroyed the world, even Itachi couldn't help but be shocked when he saw it.

"This technique is..."

Ohnoki saw Deidara's move and immediately stopped him:

"Deidara, how dare you!?"

"If you use this technique!? Do you want to destroy Iwagakure Village together?"

"Don't forget, you are the Tsuchikage now!!!"

"Stop now!"

Under the influence of [C0·Ultimate Explosion], Deidara's whole body has slowly become translucent, and he smiled brightly at Ohnoki:

"Old man! What do you know!?"

"Being able to witness the ultimate art in this world will be the greatest honor in your life!"

"The explosion range is 10 kilometers, and everything within the range will be completely sublimated!"

"After the explosion, the reputation of Iwagakure Village will be completely resounding throughout the ninja world! It will leave a legend that cannot be surpassed!"

"Of course, each of you will be known to the world with your ultimate art!"

"Come and witness my ultimate art!"

"Art is..."

"explode!"

Then in Itachi's shocked eyes...

In the puzzled eyes of Kisame, Yellow Earth, and Kurotsuchi...

In Ohnoki's desperate eyes...

[C0·Ultimate Explosion] Finally completed reading.

The spherical bomb on Deidara's chest exploded, emitting a huge dazzling light, and suddenly formed the shape of Patrick Star.

……

All dust has fallen away, ashes return to dust, dust returns to dust.

Deidara, who completed the highest artistic masterpiece in a spiritual environment, finally returned to the real world with his consciousness.

Deidara looked at his chest. He was still immersed in the unprecedented explosion he had just created.

The mood is exciting and hearty.

But when he calmed down, he was suddenly stunned.

Muttered to himself: "Why..."

"I have completed the ultimate art..."

"I should be extremely happy now and reach the climax!"

He touched his chest and said in disbelief:

"why……"

"why???"

"why!!!"

I roared hysterically:

“Why am I feeling so calm right now!!!”

"Not only did I not feel happy..."

"I even apologize to Sister Kurotsuchi... to Old Man Onoki... and to the village!!!"

"Shouldn't be!"

"That's not right!"

"After completing the ultimate art, I actually feel..."

"It's boring..."