Naruto God of Cookery, Cry All Ninja World

"Speaking of which, in the two years since I left the village... what kind of changes have taken place in the village!"

"Why is such a delicious food just an ordinary snack..."

"Is it because I can't keep up with the changing pace of the world? Or is the development of Konoha Village changing too fast?"

"Then, what is the meaning of my traveling outside these years..."

Just when Jiraiya was doubting life...

He suddenly noticed a slight gulp in Sarutobi and Danzo's throats.

He instantly realized something was wrong!

He quietly observed Sarutobi and Danzo for a while, and then realized that the two of them...

It's like trying hard to hide something, it's very hard to hold it in!

He looked at the wine and two delicacies on the table and finally understood.

I couldn't help but said angrily:

"You're such a bad old man, you actually went with old ghost Danzo to lie to such a simple person like me!"

"If it weren't for my extraordinary ability to observe people's emotions, I would have almost been deceived by the two of them singing along!"

“These food and wine are definitely not simple!”

"I'll try them!"

Jiraiya raised the corner of his mouth in an arrogant arc, and sighed heavily at Sarutobi and Danzo who were tasting wine.

"Ah~"

Sarutobi and Danzo both looked at him.

Jiraiya continued to perform:

"I didn't expect that the food culture of our Konoha Village would develop so fast..."

"It really caught me off guard!"

"It's a pity that my novel still needs to go outside the village to collect materials..."

“I guess I won’t be able to eat these delicious food and wine every day in the future!”

He looked at Sarutobi and Danzo with a flattering smile and said:

"Two elders, could you please let me pack up the bottle of wine I didn't finish tonight and all these snacks?"

"Anyway, you can eat it every day, so you shouldn't feel bad about this!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the expressions of Sarutobi and Danzo suddenly changed.

Sarutobi said angrily in his heart: "For this bottle of wine, I showed Kushina's body to Luo Yu..."

"He also used the fire escape ninjutsu that our Sarutobi family has passed down from generation to generation..."

"You stinky boy, you didn't pay for anything. One cup of whoring for free is very good, and now you actually want to pack it up for me and take it away!?"

"Don't even think about it!!!"

Danzo thought to himself: "Tonight, Sarutobi, this stingy man, finally managed to bloom the iron tree..."

"I haven't finished drinking yet, Jiraiya, you brat, you actually want to pack it up?"

"Did you ask me? Did I agree?"

"You want to fight Danzo with me, do you have the strength!?"

However, the performance of Danzo and Sarutobi just now was too pretentious.

Now I want to change my attitude, but it’s a bit difficult to turn the steering wheel...

Sarutobi and Danzo looked at each other and decided to ignore Jiraiya and change the topic.

"Cough cough..."

Sarutobi coughed twice and said to Danzo: "Duanzo, it's so late, why did you come to see me?"

"For you to come here overnight, something big must have happened, right?"

Danzo quickly cooperated:

"Yes, yes! It's more important to get down to business."

"About the powerful Fire Release that someone released over the Konoha Forest tonight, Sarutobi, do you know?"

Sarutobi stuffed a piece of takoyaki into his mouth and said casually:

"I know, that guy Luo Yu is just practicing the fire escape I taught him..."

Danzo's breath almost caught in his throat, and he said depressedly:

"Good on you Sarutobi! I cooperated with you well, but I didn't expect you to be addicted to pretending..."

"It's not over, isn't it!"

He said angrily:

"I'm serious with you."

"Did you hear that clearly?"

"Can you make such a big noise if you practice fire escape?"

"That fire escape move is said to have turned half the sky red! Can it make a beginner learn fire escape free?"

Sarutobi glanced at Danzo playfully and said seriously:

"I repeat, I'm not joking!"

"The person who performed Fire Release over the Konoha Forest tonight is indeed Iori Yagami Luo Yu."

Danzo said speechlessly: "According to my information, Yagami Luo Yu doesn't know the fire escape ninjutsu at all!"

Sarutobi smiled even more: "Can't I learn it?"

"Who is born with ninjutsu?"

"Besides, Yagami Luo Yu has a perfect immortal mode. Isn't it easy to learn an ordinary fire escape move?"

Danzo really couldn't catch his breath this time, he was out of breath...

He reached in and hammered his chest to get rid of the tightness in his chest, and then said angrily:

"You call that fire escape move ordinary!"

"Even if Madara Uchiha comes back to life, that's about it!"

At this time, Jiraiya, who was listening to the two old men talking, suddenly said:

"Two of you, who is this Yagami Luo Yu you are talking about?"

"From what you're saying, does he still know [Immortal Mode]?"

Sarutobi and Danzo ignored each other, but nodded to Jiraiya.

Sarutobi said: "Iori Yagami Luo Yu is the owner of the gourmet shop in our village, he is just a cook."

Jiraiya said in shock:

"Old man, are you addicted to pretending tonight?"

"You said a person who can use [Sage Mode] is actually a cook???"

Danzo said angrily:

"The [Spicy Strips], [Takoyaki] and [Rum] you are eating now are all made by Iori Yagami Luo Yu. Isn't he a cook?"

Sarutobi also said:

"He is indeed the owner of a small gourmet restaurant."

"Mastering the Immortal Mode is just a coincidence."

Jiraiya still felt a little unbelievable and said:

"Such a genius, why didn't the village let him become a ninja!?"

"You should know how powerful the immortal mode can be!"

After listening to Jiraiya's words, Sarutobi smiled and said:

"genius?"

"You call a person who went to ninja school for nine years and failed to pass the final exam a genius!?"

"When Iori Yagami Luo Yu was in Ninja School, he was the best among the worst."

"It's not as good as you were back then..."

Jiraiya: "I feel offended..."

He shook his head and continued:

"Even if he was the weakest person back then, with his current strength, he can definitely be appointed as an exception."

"He can be appointed as an elite chuunin now, and then join the old man's direct ANBU for two years of training."

"You will definitely become a great person in the future!"

Sarutobi sighed: "You think I don't think so..."

"But Iori Yashen Luo Yu doesn't want to..."

"Day by day, except staying in his gourmet shop."

"He just wanders around the village, fishing and catching shrimps, taking baths and massages, teasing little girls, and not doing anything serious!"

"A few days ago, I kidnapped Kirigakure's Terumi Mei to the village..."

I don't know why, but after listening to Sarutobi's words, Jiraiya suddenly felt envious of Yagami Luo Yu...

"Damn it, this is not the life I want to live..."

"I also want to be able to tease pretty girls every day without any worries after I retire..."

"And Terumi Mei, isn't that the most beautiful female ninja in Kirigakure?"

"You actually boarded this kid's pirate ship?"

"This Yagami Luo Yu is so blessed!"

Jiraiya shook his head and continued to ask:

"What is the background and family background of this Yagami Luo Yu?"

"Is it worthy of trust?"

Sarutobi then told Jiraiya about Luo Yu's origin and other information.

Jiraiya was speechless for a long time.

"This boy's recent performance is too magical..."

"This can no longer be described as a genius, he is simply a monster!"