Naruto God of Cookery, Cry All Ninja World

Chapter 130: Can I do whatever I want by being Hokage?

After drinking from the izakaya, Tsunade suddenly sneezed as she was going out.

"Who's talking bad about me?"

Tsunade said with a drunken face.

Shizune on the side hugged the piglet Dolphin and said cautiously:

"Tsunade-sama, is there a possibility... that you caught a cold after drinking and blowing in the wind..."

Tsunade raised the wine bottle and took a sip of wine into her mouth, then said harshly:

"This little wine is nothing, I can drink ten more bottles...ah...ah...ah sneeze!"

Shizune smiled awkwardly and said:

"Tsunade-sama, you are wearing too little. The evening breeze is cool, so you should put on your coat first~"

The Dolphin in her arms also said anxiously: "Puyou~Puyou~"

Tsunade stubbornly pushed Shizune away and handed over her coat, and continued to say:

"My medical ninjutsu is the best in the world. Even if I catch a cold, it doesn't matter!"

"I'm very angry right now!"

"Shizune, let's go back to the casino and win back all the money we lost this afternoon~!"

Silently said:

"Tsunade-sama, how can we still have money now? The drinks just now were all on credit..."

Doudou also blocked it with a look of helplessness: "Puyou~Puyou~"

Tsunade said in surprise: "Didn't we just borrow 10 taels from an underground bank this morning?"

Dolphin frowned and said seriously: "Puyou~Puyou~"

"What, you lost everything this afternoon!?"

Tsunade had a look of shock on her face, and she suddenly woke up from her drunken state.

At this time, Shizune stabbed Tsunade in the chest again:

"Not only did you lose all your money, you still owe 10 taels to that casino this afternoon..."

Tsunade:"……"

"It's not a good place to stay for a long time, Shizune, Dodo, we'd better leave overnight!"

"Let's change a place and make a comeback!"

Mute: "..."

Dolphin: "..."

Tsunade: "Ah...ah...ah-sneeze!"

"I feel a cold feeling on my back. Someone must be saying bad things about me. Let's go!"

……

In the hidden valley of Konoha.

Sarutobi Hiruzen silently filled his pipe, lit it, and took a deep breath.

Blow out smoke rings of different shapes.

Luo Yu said speechlessly: "Old man, you are letting the seniors of Konoha smoke your second-hand smoke~"

"Give me a pleasant word..."

"Is it okay to let Tsunade-hime be the fifth Hokage?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen sighed and said:

"The conditions for Tsunade you just mentioned are indeed very good."

"She must be strong and famous, and she must be the eldest granddaughter of Lord Shodaime."

"He is a very good candidate to be the Hokage."

He changed his tone and continued:

"But the problem now is..."

"Tsunade has not returned to Konoha for more than ten years."

"And I heard from Jiraiya that she also suffered from post-war stress syndrome..."

Luo Yu: "Speak humanly."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "She's bleeding!"

"As Hokage, how can you faint from blood?"

"With such a fatal weakness, how can you be qualified to be the Hokage and protect Konoha?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen blew out a smoke ring and said sincerely to Luo Yu: "So, now you are the best candidate to be the Hokage!"

Luo Yu quickly stretched out his hand to stop the third generation old man and said seriously:

"I repeat, I'm not joking!"

"Even if I, Yagami Luo Yu, starves to death and dies outside, even if I jump from here, I will never become Hokage!"

"You die with this heart!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked puzzled and said:

"What's wrong with Hokage? Why don't you want to be Hokage?"

Luo Yu glanced at Sandai and said speechlessly:

"Look at what you look like now. Can you do whatever you want as Hokage?"

Sarutobi: "Of course not. As Hokage, you must set an example, dare to be the first, and protect the whole village."

"How can you take the lead in breaking the rules and doing whatever you want?"

Luo Yu spread his hands and said:

"Isn't that enough? Not only does being a Hokage have no benefits, it also comes with responsibilities and pressure. The key is that there are restrictions everywhere. Why should I be a Hokage?"

"My mind is blocked by the door..."

Sarutobi Hiyazaki: "..."

"You're right, but I'm speechless."

Luo Yu thought:

"In the original version of Naruto, apart from Naruto who is brainless and Danzo who is unhappy, who else wants to be the Hokage who works hard all day long..."

"Well, it seems that there are two guys, Akai and Ya..."

"But their motives for becoming Hokage may not be pure at all."

"In the original work, after Kai was hit by the Infinite Tsukuyomi and became Hokage, the first order he gave was to make everyone in Konoha wear tights..."

"Ya, that brat, didn't give in too much. In the fantasy world of Infinite Tsukuyomi, he sat on the Hokage and asked everyone to keep dogs..."

Luo Yu then thought about it and said: "If I become Hokage, can I let everyone come to my shop every day and force consumption?"

"It seems like a good idea~"

He shook his head and put this stupid idea behind him.

"Being Hokage is not an easy task. Didn't you see that when Naruto becomes Hokage in the future, he will be assisted by Shikamaru and have so many shadow clones to help him, but he will still be exhausted?"

"I should still cultivate my immortality honestly. Wouldn't it be nice for him to be my god of cooking?"

After thinking about it, Luo Yu said to Sarutobi:

"I understand the problem you mentioned Tsunade."

"If I can make Tsunade return to Konoha willingly."

"And cure her hemophobia. Are you willing to let her be the next Hokage?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen muttered: "And her bad habit of gambling, can you cure her?"

Luo Yu: "Haha..."

He really wanted to give Sarutobi a Bianque Sanlian directly: "If it can't be cured, just wait for death and say goodbye!"

But thinking about how this old man was pestering me, he still said:

"Old man, as far as I know, the first Hokage is also addicted to gambling. I wonder if he is an excellent Hokage?"

Sarutobi was immediately choked by Luo Yu's words and couldn't say a word.

The first Hokage who founded Konoha Village was the legendary ninja god. Konoha Village was absolutely politically correct!

Even if Sarutobi Hiruzen is the Third Hokage, I dare not say that he is not...

Seeing this, Luo Yu smiled and said: "Then we have made an agreement. As long as I bring Tsunade back to Konoha Village and cure her hemophobia, you can no longer pester me to be Hokage."

Sarutobi sighed and said:

"If that's the case, then fine!"

Luo Yu was very happy at first, but suddenly thought:

"How come I agreed to work for this old man Sarutobi when he didn't say anything?"

"Holy shit, you are worthy of being a Hokage for more than 30 years. You are so hard to guard against!"

He quickly said: "Old man, I helped you find such a good heir, you must give me some conditions!"

Sarutobi said in surprise:

"No conditions..."

Luo Yu said angrily: "Nonsense, no one will give you free work without conditions!"

Sarutobi said speechlessly: "What conditions do you want?"

Luo Yu turned around, took out a brand new bottle of [rum] from the universe space in his sleeve and handed it to the old man Sarutobi.

"Can I study Lord Hashirama's body?"

"In your dreams, never think of blaspheming the heroic spirit of the First Lord!" Sarutobi Hiruzen flatly refused.

Luo Yu stepped back and asked for the next best thing: "If Master Hashirama can't do it, then Master Tobirama can..."

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"Just give up on this idea!" Sarutobi said bitterly.

"No one here except Kushina can do it!"

Luo Yu sighed and thought to himself: "Since you won't let me take it openly, then I can only steal it myself when you are not paying attention..."

"Bah, bah, bah, how can it be called stealing when it comes to scholars? I call it taking!"

In front of Sarutobi Hiruzen, he could only pretend to be disappointed and said dejectedly:

"Well, since you insist so much, I'll give up these thoughts."

Sarutobi came over, stood on tiptoe again and patted Luo Yu's shoulder, saying happily:

"Knowing mistakes can be corrected, and doing good is great!"

Luo Yu: "..."

"I can't keep fighting with this old man, I'd better go back and resurrect Kushina!"

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