Pass through passers-by, blast the protagonist and villain

When he got home, Jiang Li changed his clothes, and then prepared the skewers.

With no money in his pocket, if he went to the hospital, he would not be able to pay the hospital fee, and would have to be ridiculed, so he simply didn't go.

After eating a simple bowl of dried noodles at noon, Jiang Li left the community on an old back-riding donkey.

Riding a donkey is full of equipment, including skewers, charcoal, stoves, seasonings, simple tables, chairs, and benches, as well as mineral water, drinks, and iced beer.

The bike was heavy, and Jiang Li had to pedal ten kilometers.

Don't look at his small body and thin body, he looks very weak.

In fact, there is infinite physical strength in his body.

Four-cylinder engine, turbocharged, full of power.

this way.

Jiang Li saw that the traffic police stopped seven motorcycles, four three-legged vehicles, and two riding donkeys backwards.

Riding a donkey backwards does not allow you to go on the Ring Expressway.....

However, Jiang Li walked past the traffic police in a grand manner, but no one paid any attention to him, pointing out his low presence.

This... this physique is invincible.

Jiang Li was not depressed by this, but rather excited.

It is simply the top physique of order evasion, crime, and petty theft. It is not noticeable at all, super small and transparent.

Four p.m.

Jiang Li rushed to Iron God Square in a hurry.

The spacious square is full of people coming and going.

The security department sent a large number of personnel to maintain order, and the relevant departments also divided the vendors into a stall area.

Jiang Li found a place with good geomantic omen.

It is backed by a small forest, with birds singing and flowers fragrant, and a pleasant environment. It is also the only way for people to enter the square.

Unload the car, set up the stove, burn charcoal, and prepare for business.

Everything was ready, Jiang Li once again witnessed his little transparent physique.

The administrator who collected the stall fee walked back and forth seven or eight times beside him, but he didn't notice his stall in a daze, as if he was blind.

What the hell, Jiang Li couldn't figure out what was going on, but he was shocked.

This passerby's physique and sense of existence are so low that he is invincible!

......

There is a [-]-meter-high statue in the center of Iron God Square.

The name is 'Iron Blood God', which is the spiritual belief of Shacheng people.

Every year on the full night of August and fifteenth, the God of Iron and Blood appears, sprinkles blessings and nectar, and helps children with spiritual patterns to open their spiritual veins, embark on the road of spiritual warriors, and sign spiritual pets.

Opening the pulse depends on luck.

Signing a spiritual pet depends on fate.

Even if you are lucky and successfully open the pulse.

But when it comes to signing a spiritual pet, one has to fight for fate.

Slugs are also spiritual pets, but they can only shake their noses. If you sign something like that, even a man of iron blood will cry into tears.

Golden flood dragon, flaming phoenix, undead ice dragon, Komodo behemoth, whoever signs this kind of god-level pet, the ancestral grave will be filled with smoke, parents will happily jump a hundred meters high, and the whole city will celebrate and sleep together. I can wake up with a smile.

It's a pity that such a spiritual pet has never been encountered in a few years.

The opening ceremony is like a demon mirror.

Whether it's a human or a monster, a genius or a fool, or a waste material, you can tell it at a glance.

However, people like Jiang Li who have no spirit pattern.

From the day of birth, the position in society is determined. The fate of this kind of people has been firmly welded to death.

These people came to participate in the opening ceremony.

Either to sell skewers.

Or come for the kebabs.

Awakening the spirit veins has nothing to do with them, they are just here to join in the fun.

However, there are also people who come to Bo with a 0.0000001% chance. Their mentality is the same as that of people who buy lottery tickets. They know it is fake, but they still want to try it.

After all, no one is content with mediocrity.

......

"Mutton Skewers~Lamb Skewers~~Xinjiang Big Meat Skewers--"

"Hurry up and buy it, two yuan a bunch, the little girl ate the juicy water, and the young man ate hard--"

"Two yuan a string, you will suffer a loss if you don't buy it, and you will be fooled if you can't afford it..."

Jiang Li yelled at the top of his voice for a long time, but he didn't sell a bunch.

His grandma's went down the ditch, and the grilled oysters at the stall next door were selling so well that there was a long queue, but his place was like a cesspit, and no one cared about it.

Jiang Li angrily rolled two strings.

It smells delicious, why no one asks?

With this fucking physique, business can't be done.

"what!"

Jiang Li suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

Almost forgot about the system.

Since you can't sell the skewers, just use the sense of presence, accumulate enough points for ten consecutive draws, draw an artifact or character card, and sell it for money.

Yes, brushing the sense of presence is a business.

But how do you get the attention of others?

Like in the morning, shirtless and pretending to be spoiled by old women to win sympathy?

Speaking of which, Nabo Sleeping on the Malu really earned a lot of points.

But it's too shameless!

Jiang Li thought about it.

"Yo Xi!"

"There is a way."

He thought of a good way to kill two birds with one stone.

From the salted fish turntable interface, extract the abalone that was drawn last night.

Then find a hemp rope and hang the abalone on the grill.

"Grilled abalone skewers, ten yuan a skewer..."

"Authentic abalone skewers with honey sauce, you can't get gold if you eat one skewer, you can live forever if you eat two skewers, and you can be good to her if you eat three skewers!"

Jiang Li yelled hard.

Affected by novelty hunting psychology, people will always be attracted by new things.

soon.

A few men who looked immature surrounded him hesitantly.

"Grilled abalone on skewers, I've never tried it before."

"Ten yuan grilled abalone, is it so cheap?

"Abalone is great tonic, but you can try two whole skewers..."

Seeing a customer coming to Jiang Li's door, Jiang Li was overjoyed.

Sure enough, men are irresistible to things like aphrodisiac.

"Boss, abalone skewers, ten skewers!"

"Thank you for your patronage, 100 yuan." Jiang Li handed over the grilled meat skewers.

The guest took the meat skewers, looked at them over and over for a long time, put them up to his nose and smelled them, and frowned, "Excuse me, where is the abalone?"

"That's right, it's obviously mutton skewers!" Another said.

"Please look here!"

Jiang Li pointed to the abalone hanging from the hemp rope on the oven shelf. The abalone was so small that he couldn't even notice it if he didn't look carefully.

Everyone was shocked.

Is this a baby abalone?

Jiang Li pointed to it and said, "Abalone!"

Then he pointed to the meat skewers on the grill: "Grilled skewers!"

"Is there a problem?"

[Ding!Liu Guang wants to give you a big pocket, the sense of presence +33! ]

[Ding!Zhang Wei wants to give you a big pocket, the sense of presence +33! ]

[Ding!Wang Qiang wants to give you a big pocket, the sense of presence +33! ]

.....

There are more than a dozen men around, all wanting to give him a big bag, and the sense of presence has increased by 567 points.

Jiang Li swallowed his saliva, looking at the system prompt, he was both surprised and happy.

The joy is that I have successfully brushed up a wave of presence.

Surprisingly... a dozen big punks, what kind of damage would it do to him.

The guy who bought the skewers angrily reprimanded: "You are selling dog meat, unscrupulous merchant!"

"What nonsense?"

In order to prevent being beaten, Jiang Li must harden his momentum.

He knocked on the oven boldly and said, "You know what!"

"You can question my character."

"But don't doubt my abalone!"

"Well, today, I will make a decision that goes against my ancestors."

"Listen well, the authentic abalone honey sauce tonic skewers is a secret recipe handed down from my family. Fresh abalone is used. After seven or seven 48 processes, nine or nine 87 precious Chinese herbal medicines for tonifying the kidney and strengthening yang are added to make abalone honey juice."

"Try it, does the mutton skewer taste like abalone?"

The customer immediately picked up a bunch of them.

He chewed it carefully and savored it seriously...uh...it had a strange smell, and he wasn't sure if it was the taste of abalone.

Speaking of it, abalone, like sea cucumber, has no taste after being soaked.

Even people who eat abalone as a meal cannot describe the original taste of abalone.

But if you say you can't eat abalone, you will definitely be ridiculed that you have never eaten abalone.

So, he said in a serious manner: "Well~ let alone, it does have the umami taste of abalone!"

"It's very fragrant. The umami of the mutton and the umami of the abalone make it quite special."

"Not bad!"

Jiang Li suppressed a smile in his heart.

Fart abalone umami, that is MSG.

Return the umami taste of mutton, the conscience of heaven and earth, this string has neither abalone nor mutton.

The duck meat is brushed with mutton oil, the amount is large, the sauce is rich, the seasoning is heavy, and the food is full of flavor. Are you crazy if you want to eat real mutton at a roadside stall?

"Boss, come ten skewers."

"I want five skewers."

"Ten skewers."

Everyone saw that the man's food was delicious, and they all wanted to spend a little money to taste something new.

Jiang Li accepted the money with a smile on his face, and then he was busy grilling skewers.

"Grilled abalone skewers, give me twenty skewers!"

Yo, big customer.

Jiang Li raised his head and said with a smile: "Eating so much, it's very nourishing, can your girlfriend bear it at night? I suggest you eat ten skewers."

When everyone heard it, fuck it, it's okay.

"Boss, bake me thirty skewers!"

"I want forty skewers."

"Hey, you don't have a girlfriend, why eat so much?"

"Can't you practice your hands?"

"You are cruel!"

"Boss, I want forty skewers too."

Jiang Li shouted loudly: "Each person is limited to [-] skewers. My aphrodisiac skewers are very filling. If you eat too much, your girlfriends will definitely not be able to stand it!"

The quality of the meat skewers was impressive, Jiang Li was afraid that if they ate too much, they would spread them all over the place.

[Ding!Chen Dong praised you as a conscientious businessman, with a sense of presence +66! ]

[Ding!Wang Chao praised you as a conscientious businessman with a sense of presence +66! ]

[Ding!Ma Zhi praised you as a conscientious businessman with a sense of presence +66! ]