Pass through passers-by, blast the protagonist and villain

After an unknown amount of time, a system prompt brought Jiang Li back to consciousness from a coma.

[Ding!Zhou Tie has a strong interest in your waist, and the sense of existence is +99! ]

This system prompt completely scared Jiang Li.

Another person is interested in his own waist.

special.

Although I have four waists, I can't stand being always missed.

Jiang Li heard someone talking not far away.

He decided to listen to what they had to say, and then choose the right time to wake up.

Zhou Tie: "Look at this X-ray film, there is nothing surprising in the world. This kid has grown four kidneys. He is very talented!"

Fang Xiaoting: "What kind of talent is this? I think it's abnormal."

[Ding!Fang Xiaoting really thinks you are disgusting, and her sense of existence is +33! ]

Zhou Tie: "I have no experience. This is called a natural heterogeneity. The kidney is the root of a person. A person's energy, strength, immunity, and metabolism are all related to the kidney. This kid is stronger than others when he was born in the womb. times."

[Ding!Zhou Tie is really envious of your waist, your presence is +66! ]

Fang Xiaoting: "It's weak, okay, I fainted in one blow, I don't see where it's strong."

Zhou Tie: "What do you know, we normal people are like a two-cylinder engine, but others have a four-cylinder engine or a turbocharger!"

[Ding!Zhou Tie is extremely eager for your waist, and his sense of existence is +188! ]

Seeing the system prompt, Jiang Li was in a bad mood.

This guy named Zhou Tie, always rushes to other people's waists.

Don't you have one yourself?

Xia Zhiwei: "Leader, is his ability to resist the Vanishing Curse related to his four kidneys?"

Zhou Tie: "There is a little relationship, but not much, and the specific reason is still unclear."

At this time, the investigation team sent a piece of information.

Fang Xiaoting took the information and read: "Jiang Li, 18 years old, no spirit pattern, from Shacheng and Longsha districts, and his address is in the family building of the old power plant..."

Zhou Tie glanced at Jiang Li on the bed, and said regretfully, "It's such a pity that you were born with a different body, but you don't have spirit patterns, so you can't become a spirit warrior."

Fang Xiaoting asked: "Team leader, the disillusionment spell doesn't work on him, how can we erase his memory about ghosts?"

"Speaking Curse." Zhou Tie said.

Silence spell?

Do you want to make yourself dumb?

Jiang Li has already experienced the power of the ghost surgeon, and knows that there are extraordinary things in this world.

How can I become dumb?

Jiang Li smelled a strong sense of danger, so he had to think of a way to save himself.

The only thing he can rely on now is the character card given by the system.

However, the character card is a one-time consumable item, once used by the ghost surgeon, it is gone.

"System...are you in the system?"

"A utility system?"

"System Dad, can I give you another character card?"

The system ignored him.

Jiang Li opened the system interface.

[Presence points: 639 points. 】

【Draft Mall】

【Salted Fish Turntable】

Unknowingly, the sense of presence has already reached more than 600 points. It seems that it is very easy to earn points, as long as it attracts the attention of others.

Open the dragon suit store.

The system prompts that after the mall is activated, items will be put on the shelves one after another, so stay tuned.

Waiting for a bitch... Jiang Li cursed and closed the page, and clicked on the salted fish wheel.

[Introduction to the Salted Fish Turntable: Use points to draw a lottery, and you have a chance to get the most precious treasures in the world, artifacts, pills, contract props, character cards... This turntable has everything you need, only you can't turn it, there is no turntable Unexpected. 】

[ps: 10000 points transfer once, ten consecutive transfers have a greater chance of winning. 】

[Important reminder: Newcomers are given ten free times, may I ask if you want to start ten consecutive transfers? 】

"Yo Xi!"

Jiang Li understood that the points are used to draw prizes, and this big turntable with everything in it even has artifacts.

It looks like a bullshit.

Of course, the most important thing right now is the character card.

The system gives ten free first draws...

Judging from Jiang Li's years of gaming experience, ten consecutive draws are easier to ship.

"Ten consecutive turns!" Jiang Li said silently in his heart.

[Salted fish turntable, ten consecutive turns start! ]

[Ding!Congratulations on winning a salted fish! ]

[Ding!Congratulations on winning a salted fish! ]

[Ding!One piece of salted fish! ]

[Ding!Salted fish!]

Jiang Li closed his eyes and lay on the hospital bed at the night watchman base.

The three of Zhou Tie saw it.

His face turned blue for a while, paled for a while, and turned red again after a while.

Does Chuanxi change his face?

At this moment, Jiang Li's whole body was about to crack.

Damn, it's worthy of being called the Salted Fish Turntable, ten consecutive draws for free, nine salted fish and one abalone.

What about artifacts?

Character card?

Is it all-encompassing?

Jiang Li is about to die of anger from this rubbish system, at least you can give me something useful, salted fish can stand up, but how can they defend themselves?

Snapped!Snapped!

Jiang Li was slapped on the left and right cheeks.

He pretended to wake up leisurely, looking around with a blank expression.

"Why am I in the hospital..."

"What happened?"

"Oh, my head hurts, I seem to have lost my memory..."

[Ding!Fang Xiaoting wants to kick you to death, her presence is +66! ]

[Ding!Xia Zhiwei thinks you are a fool, your sense of existence +3! ]

Fang Xiaoting said angrily: "Get up, don't pretend, we know very well whether you have amnesia."

Jiang Li looked at the three people on the left.

The three of them wore the same black clothes and black masks, so they couldn't see their faces.

Fang Xiaoting said: "You, say something weird!"

"￥%..." Jiang Li opened his mouth and said two strange scales.

next second.

His whole body was uncontrollable, lying on the ground and doing push-ups.

"(⊙o⊙) What's going on?"

Jiang Li was taken aback.

"My... body... can't help it."

Hey, hey....Push-ups are in a standard position, and the speed is extremely fast.

Fang Xiaoting smiled proudly: "From now on, no matter whether you are speaking or writing, as long as you mention the word ghost, you will be punished by five hundred push-ups."

Five hundred... Jiang Li almost collapsed, cursing this vicious woman in his heart.

Soon, after five hundred push-ups were done, Jiang Li stood up as if nothing had happened.

Zhou Tie praised: "As expected of a man with a four-cylinder engine, he is physically strong!"

Jiang Li himself was also surprised.

In the past, not to mention [-] push-ups, even [-], this small body can be tired enough to pee.

Sure enough, the four waists are full of motivation.

Fang Xiaoting continued to act like a demon: "Come on, let's talk about the night watchman."

Jiang Li shook his head: "Don't say it, even if you beat him to death."

"Don't say yes, that's good, I will put all your daily expressions into a speech-suppressing spell, so that you can't speak." Fang Xiaoting said and was about to do it.

"I said..." Jiang Li faltered on the spot.

"#￥*"

The three words "night watchman" came out of Jiang Li's mouth, and the tone was like a donkey braying.

Immediately, the punishment mechanism of the Silencing Curse came.

Jiang Li danced lightly, showing a section of old age disco in place, with weird and eye-catching dancing postures and stiff and exaggerated movements.

"Stop...dammit...stop..." Jiang Li broke down.

Five minutes later, he slumped on the ground, feeling powerless as if he had been raped by two old women.

Fang Xiaoting giggled and said, "The curse is effective."

The male night watchman named Zhou Tie said: "Jiang Li, right? Your situation is very special. Since you are immune to the Disillusionment Curse, it means that our spells have loopholes. From now on, I will ask you to do spell tests at any time." , I hope you can cooperate."