I tear up the scumbag man with my hands on the love affair, and the whole network is overjoyed
Chapter 123 Tell a joke, Yan Yingdi can tell jokes
【well said!There is no shame in not being able to play, and there is no shame in chasing dreams]
【Ahhh, I'm so touched, it turns out Er Er hasn't forgotten his original intention for so many years】
[Er Er was really dazzling when he was a child star, and he was not inferior to the big seniors. I said why the resources became more and more abused later. It turned out to be the reason of the former company]
[Finding a role without an audition is indeed taking a shortcut, and taking a shortcut is fair and aboveboard. Speaking on the show, I don't understand Ruan Qingwei's behavior? ? 】
【Deliberately start a fight】
[Anyone with a brain knows that such things should be said in private]
[Why do I feel that she wants to laugh at Er Er for not getting the show? 】
Ruan Qingwei, whose little thoughts were broken, forced a smile, "You misunderstood me, this is not a shortcut, our director appreciates you too..."
"I believe you, but it's not fair to the other actors anyway."
Compared with Shier's openness, Ruan Qingwei's words seemed a bit narrow.
She pursed her lips and wanted to explain something, but Yan Heqiu's tired and lazy voice could already be heard.
"Er Er, come to eat."
Ruan Qingwei was forced to interrupt her spellcasting.
The victorious Shier went to the restaurant to eat in a happy mood, and saw the message sent by the eldest lady in the group in his spare time.
[Zhu Xinyue]: Sisters, when did I say that chasing dreams is glorious and inspiring? ?
Obviously, this was made up by Scheer.
Everyone gathered in the restaurant.
There was Chi Yinxue and Xie Xing who got up in the third group to clean up last night's debris, and Zhuo Fei, Gu Wenci and You Yuchen in the fourth group who got up to collect firewood.
That's right, Zhuo Fei and You Yuchen were forced to collect firewood again.
Plates and plates of unrecognizable food are placed on the dining table.
Shier finally found a suitable word to describe, "Why are these vegetables growing in such a mess?"
Before the chef Geng Jia could speak, the helper Ruan Qingwei took the blame very righteously, "The main reason is that my preparation process was too bad. Geng Jia has done his best. Er Er, you must not blame him."
"Have you made tea yet?" Yan Heqiu asked casually.
"No……"
"Then why is there a smell of tea in the air?"
No matter how stupid a person is, they can still hear Yan Heqiu's voice-over, Ruan Qingwei's eyes turned red instantly, "Yan Yingdi..."
"Yan Yingdi wants to drink tea? I'll make it for you right now!" Erha, the dumbest in the audience, didn't hear it, and just wanted to make tea for his idol at the moment.
Ruan Qingwei's spellcasting was interrupted again, and she was in a stalemate, not knowing whether to continue.
Yan Heqiu snorted, "No, I'm allergic to tea."
"Allergies? You have to be careful, you have to put away all the tea leaves!" Geng Jia said seriously.
Ruan Qingwei's expression became even uglier.
【Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha】
[Laughing to death, Ruan Green Tea was directly seen through]
[The variety show effect is all on Geng Jia, hahahahahaha]
Several female guests at the table were holding back their laughter, including Ruan Qingwei's best friend Zhuo Fei.
The male guests have different expressions.
Xie Xing cast a concerned look at Ruan Qingwei, Gu Wenci frowned slightly and remained indifferent, while You Yuchen observed Ruan Qingwei's expression thoughtfully.
"Let's eat!" Geng Jia couldn't wait to introduce his dishes to everyone.
"Stir-fried wax gourd with bananas, stewed pork belly with strawberry milk, pork ribs soup with Chinese medicine, grilled chicken wings with yogurt."
Shier gave a thumbs up, "Dark cooking is for you to understand."
In the end, everyone chose to eat instant noodles, including the chef himself.
Ruan Qingwei felt that it was time to express herself, and she gently picked up a piece of pork belly, "After all, Geng Jiaxin worked so hard to make it. He will be very sad if no one eats it."
After finishing speaking, put the pork belly in your mouth.
At this moment, her perfect mask was almost stretched, and her pupils trembled wildly.
But in order to maintain her image, she swallowed it anyway.
Five minutes later, the medical team of the program group was dispatched urgently.
……
When Shier went to the back door to throw out the trash, he met Gu Wenci who was already waiting there.
"I heard you want to take on a show recently?"
Shier ignored the dog barking in his ear, and prepared to go back after throwing away the trash.
Gu Wenci stopped in front of the back door, and gave her a smile that he thought was pretty.
"Won't Yingying Emperor Yan arrange a play for you?"
"Step aside."
"That's right, he's an actor after all. And he's in the film industry, his home is abroad, and his family background... I guess it's just average. I'm afraid it will be very difficult to arrange for you a starring role that is completely suitable for you."
Gu Wenci's smile gradually deepened, "But I'm different. I'm the heir of the chaebol, and I'm the capital. As long as I want, I can invest in a drama for you at any time, the kind that is tailor-made."
"Yo, you are awesome."
Shi Er crossed his arms and looked at him like a fool, "You're so arrogant, aren't you afraid that the company will go bankrupt?"
He smiled, "Er, your vision is still too narrow. Shenling's assets are far beyond your imagination."
"The water in your mind is beyond my imagination."
"..."
Seeing that Shi'er was so shameless, Gu Wenci felt a little embarrassed, "Shi'er, I'm giving you a chance."
"No, go away and thank you."
"How long are you going to be entangled with Yan Heqiu! Do you believe that I can block him with a flick of my finger?!"
boom--!
The door behind him was kicked open suddenly, and Gu Wenci, who was leaning on the door, bounced out with a whiff.
Behind the door, the man had a lazy smile on his lips, "So someone is there, I thought the door was broken."
Gu Wenci, who fell all over in the snow, froze like a dog.
Yan Heqiu leaned against the door frame without seeing anything, and looked at the girl in the snow with a smile, "Little Taoist, come in and eat oranges."
"coming."
...
Shi Er sat on the sofa and ate the peeled oranges leisurely, and suddenly felt a faint gaze staring at him.
When he turned his head, Yan Heqiu was casually flipping through the book.
Is it her illusion?
She silently turned back and continued to eat oranges.
But a pretentious casual question sounded in his ear, "What did you talk to him about?"
Did he mean Gu Wenci?
Shier thought for a while, and replied very honestly, "He told me two jokes that made me laugh out loud."
"Is it funny?"
"It's funny, I'm so happy."
Yan Heqiu paused slightly with his fingertips as he turned the pages of the book, pursing his lips as if he was thinking about something.
Suddenly her thin lips parted slightly, "Do you know why foxes wrestle?"
"why."
"Because foxes are cunning."
After the words fell, the corners of his lips curled up.
"Cough...cough cough!"
Shi Er was caught off guard by the orange and felt the warm palm on his back caressing the air, and then gradually calmed down, "What are you doing?"
"I'm telling a joke."
There was a hint of depth in the man's sultry phoenix eyes, and he stared at her with extreme concentration, "I can tell jokes, Er Er."
Shir was stunned for a moment.
Then he said it very seriously in his heart.
No, you won't.
【Ahhh, I'm so touched, it turns out Er Er hasn't forgotten his original intention for so many years】
[Er Er was really dazzling when he was a child star, and he was not inferior to the big seniors. I said why the resources became more and more abused later. It turned out to be the reason of the former company]
[Finding a role without an audition is indeed taking a shortcut, and taking a shortcut is fair and aboveboard. Speaking on the show, I don't understand Ruan Qingwei's behavior? ? 】
【Deliberately start a fight】
[Anyone with a brain knows that such things should be said in private]
[Why do I feel that she wants to laugh at Er Er for not getting the show? 】
Ruan Qingwei, whose little thoughts were broken, forced a smile, "You misunderstood me, this is not a shortcut, our director appreciates you too..."
"I believe you, but it's not fair to the other actors anyway."
Compared with Shier's openness, Ruan Qingwei's words seemed a bit narrow.
She pursed her lips and wanted to explain something, but Yan Heqiu's tired and lazy voice could already be heard.
"Er Er, come to eat."
Ruan Qingwei was forced to interrupt her spellcasting.
The victorious Shier went to the restaurant to eat in a happy mood, and saw the message sent by the eldest lady in the group in his spare time.
[Zhu Xinyue]: Sisters, when did I say that chasing dreams is glorious and inspiring? ?
Obviously, this was made up by Scheer.
Everyone gathered in the restaurant.
There was Chi Yinxue and Xie Xing who got up in the third group to clean up last night's debris, and Zhuo Fei, Gu Wenci and You Yuchen in the fourth group who got up to collect firewood.
That's right, Zhuo Fei and You Yuchen were forced to collect firewood again.
Plates and plates of unrecognizable food are placed on the dining table.
Shier finally found a suitable word to describe, "Why are these vegetables growing in such a mess?"
Before the chef Geng Jia could speak, the helper Ruan Qingwei took the blame very righteously, "The main reason is that my preparation process was too bad. Geng Jia has done his best. Er Er, you must not blame him."
"Have you made tea yet?" Yan Heqiu asked casually.
"No……"
"Then why is there a smell of tea in the air?"
No matter how stupid a person is, they can still hear Yan Heqiu's voice-over, Ruan Qingwei's eyes turned red instantly, "Yan Yingdi..."
"Yan Yingdi wants to drink tea? I'll make it for you right now!" Erha, the dumbest in the audience, didn't hear it, and just wanted to make tea for his idol at the moment.
Ruan Qingwei's spellcasting was interrupted again, and she was in a stalemate, not knowing whether to continue.
Yan Heqiu snorted, "No, I'm allergic to tea."
"Allergies? You have to be careful, you have to put away all the tea leaves!" Geng Jia said seriously.
Ruan Qingwei's expression became even uglier.
【Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha】
[Laughing to death, Ruan Green Tea was directly seen through]
[The variety show effect is all on Geng Jia, hahahahahaha]
Several female guests at the table were holding back their laughter, including Ruan Qingwei's best friend Zhuo Fei.
The male guests have different expressions.
Xie Xing cast a concerned look at Ruan Qingwei, Gu Wenci frowned slightly and remained indifferent, while You Yuchen observed Ruan Qingwei's expression thoughtfully.
"Let's eat!" Geng Jia couldn't wait to introduce his dishes to everyone.
"Stir-fried wax gourd with bananas, stewed pork belly with strawberry milk, pork ribs soup with Chinese medicine, grilled chicken wings with yogurt."
Shier gave a thumbs up, "Dark cooking is for you to understand."
In the end, everyone chose to eat instant noodles, including the chef himself.
Ruan Qingwei felt that it was time to express herself, and she gently picked up a piece of pork belly, "After all, Geng Jiaxin worked so hard to make it. He will be very sad if no one eats it."
After finishing speaking, put the pork belly in your mouth.
At this moment, her perfect mask was almost stretched, and her pupils trembled wildly.
But in order to maintain her image, she swallowed it anyway.
Five minutes later, the medical team of the program group was dispatched urgently.
……
When Shier went to the back door to throw out the trash, he met Gu Wenci who was already waiting there.
"I heard you want to take on a show recently?"
Shier ignored the dog barking in his ear, and prepared to go back after throwing away the trash.
Gu Wenci stopped in front of the back door, and gave her a smile that he thought was pretty.
"Won't Yingying Emperor Yan arrange a play for you?"
"Step aside."
"That's right, he's an actor after all. And he's in the film industry, his home is abroad, and his family background... I guess it's just average. I'm afraid it will be very difficult to arrange for you a starring role that is completely suitable for you."
Gu Wenci's smile gradually deepened, "But I'm different. I'm the heir of the chaebol, and I'm the capital. As long as I want, I can invest in a drama for you at any time, the kind that is tailor-made."
"Yo, you are awesome."
Shi Er crossed his arms and looked at him like a fool, "You're so arrogant, aren't you afraid that the company will go bankrupt?"
He smiled, "Er, your vision is still too narrow. Shenling's assets are far beyond your imagination."
"The water in your mind is beyond my imagination."
"..."
Seeing that Shi'er was so shameless, Gu Wenci felt a little embarrassed, "Shi'er, I'm giving you a chance."
"No, go away and thank you."
"How long are you going to be entangled with Yan Heqiu! Do you believe that I can block him with a flick of my finger?!"
boom--!
The door behind him was kicked open suddenly, and Gu Wenci, who was leaning on the door, bounced out with a whiff.
Behind the door, the man had a lazy smile on his lips, "So someone is there, I thought the door was broken."
Gu Wenci, who fell all over in the snow, froze like a dog.
Yan Heqiu leaned against the door frame without seeing anything, and looked at the girl in the snow with a smile, "Little Taoist, come in and eat oranges."
"coming."
...
Shi Er sat on the sofa and ate the peeled oranges leisurely, and suddenly felt a faint gaze staring at him.
When he turned his head, Yan Heqiu was casually flipping through the book.
Is it her illusion?
She silently turned back and continued to eat oranges.
But a pretentious casual question sounded in his ear, "What did you talk to him about?"
Did he mean Gu Wenci?
Shier thought for a while, and replied very honestly, "He told me two jokes that made me laugh out loud."
"Is it funny?"
"It's funny, I'm so happy."
Yan Heqiu paused slightly with his fingertips as he turned the pages of the book, pursing his lips as if he was thinking about something.
Suddenly her thin lips parted slightly, "Do you know why foxes wrestle?"
"why."
"Because foxes are cunning."
After the words fell, the corners of his lips curled up.
"Cough...cough cough!"
Shi Er was caught off guard by the orange and felt the warm palm on his back caressing the air, and then gradually calmed down, "What are you doing?"
"I'm telling a joke."
There was a hint of depth in the man's sultry phoenix eyes, and he stared at her with extreme concentration, "I can tell jokes, Er Er."
Shir was stunned for a moment.
Then he said it very seriously in his heart.
No, you won't.
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