Selling fairy paintings at the beginning, but being chased by the beautiful president

"On that day, the Holy Mother went to heaven, and I was practicing in seclusion. My senior brother tricked Xiaochan into the deep mountains under the pretext of discovering a elixir, and took advantage of Xiaochan's unpreparedness, and sprinkled the ecstasy incense that he had prepared a long time ago on her face. .”

"That time, if it wasn't for the sudden lightning disaster that scared my senior brother away, something bad happened to Xiao Chan."

"Because of this, my senior brother fled down the mountain."

"However, this matter is not over yet. My senior brother has always missed Xiao Chan, and within a few years, he returned to the teacher's school with two big monsters who have practiced for a thousand years."

"I was severely injured, and Xiao Chan was forced to go to the residence of the Holy Mother. At this time, the Holy Mother is still retreating, and in the residence of the Holy Mother, there is an elixir of youth."

"Whether you are a mortal or a practitioner, as long as you eat it, you will become a fairy immediately!"

"This elixir was originally given to the Holy Mother by the Jade Emperor of Heaven, but the Holy Mother never took it. The original intention of the Holy Mother is to become a fairy through her own practice."

"After all, in the Heavenly Court, there is a big difference between the treatment of becoming a fairy by self-cultivation and taking medicine to become a fairy."

Chen Chang'an smiled, it seems that 'involvement' can happen everywhere.

"In order to protect herself, Xiaochan took the medicine of elixir."

"After taking the medicine of elixir, Thunder Tribulation reappeared, but because of the protection of the medicine of elixir, Xiao Chan was safe and sound, but my senior brother and the other two big monsters were in a miserable state. The two big monsters were chopped to death on the spot, and my senior brother was severely injured. escape……"

"And this catastrophe also alarmed the Holy Mother, but when the Holy Mother arrived, the catastrophe had already ended, and in the ruins, there were only the corpses of two great monsters chopped into charcoal, and the body of Xiao Chan..."

Speaking of this, the old skeleton man Huang Lie suddenly covered his face and burst into tears.

"It turns out that there are two kinds of immortality, one is the physical body sanctification, and the other is the eternal immortality of the immortal soul..."

"If my senior brother and the two big monsters weren't bothering me, after Xiaochan took the elixir, she would be a chariot sage in her physical body and an immortal directly."

"It's a pity that Thunder Tribulation hit my senior brother and killed two big monsters, which made the Heaven Tribulation incomplete. An accident happened, and Xiaochan and the immortal soul were separated from their bodies..."

"Xiaochan didn't understand at the time, and she didn't learn the method of possessing a body. The fairy soul flew to the heaven, but the fairy body stayed..."

"Taking medicine to become an immortal is a trick. It's fine if you don't get disturbed. Once you are disturbed, various accidents will happen. Only the sanctification of the body is the orthodox way of cultivating immortality. The Holy Mother has always insisted on self-cultivation. This reason!"

"Since then, Xiaochan's body has been placed in the Immortal Mansion by the Holy Mother, but 100 years have passed, just when the Holy Mother has completed her cultivation and is about to ascend to Xiaju."

Huang Lie took a deep breath: "The way of heaven has collapsed!"

"What do you mean?" Chen Changan didn't understand.

Ji Ziyue showed a look of fear on her face, and said: "You mean, the law of the great way is incomplete?"

"Yes!" Huang Lie nodded.

"The way of heaven has collapsed, and the law of the great way has been incomplete. It means one thing. To put it simply, your practice is not recognized by the heavens. No matter whether you meet the conditions or not, you will not be able to become a fairy."

"Don't say that mortals can't become immortals, those who have become immortals can't protect themselves."

"The way of heaven has collapsed, and the law of longevity has also failed, which means that immortals will also die..."

"That day was the day when I was absolutely immortal."

"In fact, not only immortals, but also demons, demons, ghosts, and monsters have all been affected and cannot survive forever in the world."

"After that day, it rained heavily for three years, the heavenly court disappeared, and all the immortals disappeared..."

"Before she died, the Holy Mother gave Xiaochan's body to me."

"That's when I haven't seen Xiao Chan in 100 years. When I saw her, she was exactly the same as now, without any change..."

"The Holy Mother told me that Xiaochan was an accident."

"When Xiaochan experienced the catastrophe, she was incomplete, and it was precisely because of this incompleteness that her immortal body was saved from the suffering of degeneration, and she maintained the state of immortality."

"The Holy Mother also said that judging from Xiao Chan's physical condition, Xiao Chan's immortal soul will definitely be fine, so as long as I protect Xiao Chan's body, I may wait until the day when Xiao Chan's immortal soul returns!"

"So I set up the Feathered Flying Immortal Formation, waiting for Xiaochan's immortal soul to return..."

"Hey, after more than 3000 years, Xiaochan still hasn't come back."

Huang Lie shed a cloudy tear. He didn't have much flesh on his body now, except bones and skin. He couldn't cry like an ordinary person. It would be nice to hold back a drop for a long time.

"This is the whole experience of the matter, and I have nothing to hide!"

"Little friend, fairy, it's time to tell me everything. I just ask for one thing now, don't hurt Xiaochan."

Huang Lie said, kneeling on the ground.

With a wave of Chen Changan's hand, Huang Lie was lifted up by an invisible force.

Chen Changan said: "There is one more thing you didn't say."

"It's gone. It's time to tell me everything. Xiaochan is my fiancée. Isn't it right for me to snatch her back?"

"Others can't see your fairy painting, but I can. It's a fairy treasure. I saw it and stole it. Isn't it normal?"

"But now that you have taken back the fairy painting, you haven't suffered any loss, so don't make things difficult for me."

"Please, let me go, I have trillions of assets in Daxia, as long as you let me go, I will give it all to you!"

Chen Chang'an stood up and said, "I told you, there is still one thing you didn't say."

"How did you survive until now?"

"I am now half human, half ghost and half fairy."

"The way of heaven has collapsed, and the law is incomplete. If you want to practice, you have to find a new way."

"Before she died, the Holy Mother taught me the most suitable method for my practice, which is what I am now."

"I'm a human, but I'm not a human. I'm a ghost, but I'm not a ghost. I'm an immortal, but there are no immortals in this world."

"I survived in this weird state..."

"But, it's just alive. Look at my current body, it's hard for me to even walk."

Seeing that Chen Changan was silent, Huang Lie suddenly took off his pants and burst into tears...

Thin and flat piece of dried salted fish...

"Ohh Ohh ohh--"

Huang Lie cried so sadly.

"The thing I regret the most now is that Xiao Chan wants to marry me, but I will never agree to it."

"I agree a hundred times now, but unfortunately, it's too late, it's all too late..."

"You put it on first..."

Chen Changan was speechless.

As a man, for more than 3000 years, he came here like this, this...

What's the fun in life?

Huang Lie pulled up his trousers and said sadly, "To tell you the truth, I am still a virgin until now."

"When the Holy Mother was dying, she said to me that it is because I am a virgin that I can practice this unique exercise that is most suitable for my physique."

Ji Ziyue covered her face, a slit appeared between her fingers.

Huang Lie took out a specially issued World Bank card: "This is all my assets in the Great Xia Kingdom. The head of the account is Yang Chan, and the password is 5211314."

"As long as you can let Xiao Chan go, I'll do whatever you want!"

Huang Lie closed his eyes.

Chen Changan walked up to Huang Lie.