Naruto: Tsunade's strong confession at the beginning

"Mom, someone is pooping in the sky!"

A two-year-old child pointed to the sheep's face in the sky.

"Stop talking nonsense."

His mother slapped him angrily.

Every shit you take goes to heaven.

How about doing other things?

"Mom, look, he is in heaven now."

"His daddy is so long..."

The child spread his arms vigorously and gestured.

Because he exerted too much force, he almost fell to the ground.

His tone was full of envy.

Not only do I envy the long poop of the sheep noodles, but I also envy him that he can do it in the sky.

His mother was about to slap him again to make him remember.

Just then she saw the sheep's face turn into a parabola and slide past her.

"Fuck, there's really someone pooping in the sky!"

......

Looking at the wailing sheep face.

Cat-faced face twitched.

If I were treated like this...

what!

Mao Mian shuddered and didn't dare to think too much.

I am afraid that from now on, I will never be troubled by constipation again.

Jiang Yuan looked at the screaming sheep face and trembled a little himself.

"How miserable!"

Even though it was his doing.

After half a second of silence for the sheep face, Jiang Yuan turned his attention to the cat face.

The cat face looked at Jiang Yuan warily and said: "If you want to use the same method to deal with me."

"I advise you to give up your heart."

Jiang Yuan smiled nonchalantly and said, "Don't worry."

"I never use the same special move twice in a short period of time."

"That would be too shameful."

The corners of Mao Mian's mouth twitched.

Is this thing called a nirvana?

And there are many kinds?

"Looks like I have to get serious with you."

Mao Mian said seriously.

He made up his mind not to give Jiang Yuan a chance to get closer.

This way, no matter what Jiang Yuan's tricks are, he won't be afraid.

"I want to say the same to you."

Gangwon Province.

"Thunder Escape·Thunder Chain!"

Mao Mian completed the seal in less than two seconds.

A chain-like thunder surged towards Jiang Yuan in his right hand.

Jiangyuan moves like the wind.

Easily dodged his attack.

The thunder chain fell on the ground, instantly creating a large pit more than half a meter deep.

Jiang Yuan stepped forward and appeared in front of Maomian.

Nekomen doesn't fight Jiang Yuan at all.

Just run away.

He only makes a few dollars a month.

Not worth risking your life.

Although Jiang Yuan is fast, Mao Mian's speed is not much slower than him.

Cat Face ran wildly and formed seals at the same time.

"Water Escape·Water Rush!"

A column of water rose up from behind Nekomen and hit Jiang Yuan.

Jiang Yuan did not dare to neglect.

"Wind Escape·Vacuum Jade!"

The strong wind and the water column collided together, turning into water waves and scattering in all directions.

The water waves disappeared and Cat Face had disappeared.

Jiang Yuan arrived at the place where he last saw Nekomen and looked around.

Just as he stood still, the ground beneath his feet disappeared and turned into a deep pit.

"Earth Dungeon: Decapitation in the Center of the Earth!"

The moment Jiang Yuan's body fell, the soil on both sides of the pit quickly closed in.

"Substitute!"

Jiang Yuan quickly formed seals.

When the soil was completely closed, he successfully escaped.

He turned to look to the right and saw Cat Face standing on the pole, his hands dancing non-stop, obviously making some kind of seal.

Jiang Yuan did not dare to neglect, and moved quickly while forming seals.

After walking only two steps, Jiang Yuan suddenly felt like he was enveloped in a shadow.

"Earth Dungeon Dungeon Technique!"

A strong cage fell from the sky, covering Jiang Yuan.

"Boom!"

The dungeon fell to the ground with a loud noise.

"Bang bang bang-"

Jiang Yuan kept hitting the prison pillars with his fists, trying to smash the prison into pieces.

"I advise you not to waste your efforts."

"With your physical skills, I'm afraid you won't be able to hurt it at all."

Mao Mian said with a slightly satisfied look.

"is it?"

"Are you so sure that it's me who's being imprisoned?"

Jiang Yuan's voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

Nekomian was immediately startled and quickly ejected several meters away, putting some distance between him and Jiang Yuan.

"how come?"

The pupils under the mask were filled with shock.

Jiang Yuan didn't speak, but kept approaching the cat face.

Cat face remembers the lesson of sheep face and does not give Jiang Yuan a chance.

"Lightning Lightning Lightning!"

A bolt of thunder fell from the sky and hit Jiang Yuan's head.

With a "bang", Jiang Yuan disappeared instantly.

be cheated.

The one in the prison was his real body, and the one in front of him was the fake body.

Mao Mian quickly looked towards the location of the dungeon.

I saw that the dungeon had been beaten to pieces by Jiang Yuan's wind escape.

"Isn't there any IQ requirement for ANBU recruitment?"

"With your IQ, I won't let you enroll in school."

Jiang Yuan smiled at the cat face.

He had found an opening before and used the clone technique.

However, before he could take advantage of it, the real body was imprisoned by the cat face.

Fortunately, Mao Mian was so frightened by the experience of Sheep Mian that Jiang Yuan used his clone to scare him, but he was easily fooled.

Jiang Yuan took advantage of his distraction and escaped from the dungeon.

The cat face was not far away from him at this time, and Jiang Yuan would certainly not miss this opportunity.

He stepped forward and leaped in front of Cat Face.

A punch went straight to Maomian's heart.

The imagined scene of the cat flying upside down did not happen.

After being hit by Jiang Yuan, Cat Face turned into a water man.

"Water out!"

Jiang Yuan said in shock.

Mao Mian didn't make a sound, just made seals.

"Water Release: Huge Wave Technique!"

The water man turned into a huge wave and came over Jiangyuan.

"boom--"

Tall waves hit Jiang Yuan.

Jiang Yuan felt as if his body was being run over by a speeding train.

He could hardly breathe, and screams kept coming from all over his body.

After forcing himself to stay on the ground, Jiang Yuan looked at the cat face with eager eyes.

The strength of Mao Mian is higher than that of Yang Mian and Jiang Yuan.

He is even more proficient in the use of ninjutsu.

It was completely different from Jiang Yuan who only knew two ninjutsu.

"Less than [-]% of the chakra is left."

"We must deal with him as soon as possible."

Jiang Yuan's brain was running rapidly.

On the other side, Mao Mian also stared at Jiang Yuan cautiously.

He didn't expect that Jiang Yuan still had physical strength and chakra after the fight.

"Didn't you say that he only has genin strength?"

"That's bullshit."

"His strength is almost approaching that of a Jonin."

Cat Face panted.

The reason why he didn't give Jiang Yuan a chance was because he didn't want to be as unlucky as Yang Mian.

Second, he is indeed not good at taijutsu, but is even better at ninjutsu.

He stared at Jiang Yuan cautiously, wanting to see what Jiang Yuan would do next.

The next second, Cat Face's eyes widened.

Jiang Yuan smiled at him and then ran away!

That's right, Jiang Yuan escaped so openly.

No one said you can't escape from a fight.

Hit if you can, run if you can't.

This is Gangwon’s purpose.

If you can't fight now, you will naturally run away.

Jiang Yuan escaped and Mao Mian became anxious!

Danzo asked him to take Jiang Yuan back, but Jiang Yuan escaped and he took him with him.

He quickly chased Jiang Yuan.

But Jiang Yuan was not slow and soon disappeared around the corner.

Nekomen was about to squat down and look for traces of Jiang Yuan.

I heard a low shout from behind: "Secret Ninjutsu - Thousand Years of Killing!"

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