Being a bastard at Hogwarts is not safe.

Finally it was his turn. Hearing this, Brian walked forward slowly, picked up the sorting hat, hesitated for a moment, and then put the hat on his head.

All the surrounding voices disappeared, and then Brian heard a small, sharp voice coming directly from his head: "Well, it seems that you have something to ask of me."

It speaks directly in people's minds. Sure enough, this magic hat is a checkpoint for entering Hogwarts.Brian has always suspected that if the huge Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry does not have inspection methods, how will it be possible to tell whether the incoming students are undercover agents sent by the descendants of the Death Eaters? Similarly, there is no time to distinguish all the students one by one.

"Of course, I told you that I am a thinking hat. In fact, I am also a part-time worker at Hogwarts hahahaha. Strange boy, think about what you want as soon as possible, we can't waste too much time." The sharp voice of the hat echoed in Brian's mind, "Don't be surprised, I can see what you're thinking?"

Brian felt a little guilty, took a few deep breaths, and controlled his brain not to recall the memories about his previous life and the system.Faced with this quirky hat, it always makes people feel a little uneasy.

He nodded, showing a smile that he thought was very kind, and responded in his mind: "Actually, I hope to make a deal with you, I want to go to Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, as long as it is not Gryffindor Just fine."

"Well, that's good, but what can I get, strange freshman, after all, I'm just a hat." The Sorting Hat twisted its body and asked with some doubts.

It seems that the hat can only roughly read his thoughts, and can't understand things related to the system.Brian was relieved, and said quietly: "I saw the patch on your hat, how can a magic hat have patches, unless...you are injured, or you are a broken sorting hat (actually it is The prompt from the system panel), if you can assign me to Ravenclaw, I will spare time to study ancient books during the seven years of my studies, and try my best to repair your wounds."

The Sorting Hat seemed a little surprised. The slit on the edge of the hat or the mouth opened and closed for a long time, but there was no sound.It took a while for a sharp voice to sound from Brian: "Strange little wizard, how did you find out. You know, even Dumbledore didn't know about this as headmasters."

"I think I've explained it. I'm the devil's hat. Why is the devil's hat so dirty and has patches? Maybe I'm better at observing." Brian started talking nonsense. After all, the information comes from the system, which is his biggest secret .

As if the Sorting Hat had been greatly insulted, it roared angrily: "I'm a magic hat with a cleanliness! But I can't crawl to the bathroom by myself, can I? No headmaster would have thought of this, and the same goes for them. I found out that I'm crippled! It's not my fault for being dirty, and it's not my fault for losing my lower body! How can I trust you? Maybe you'll forget me later!"

"I don't know how to guarantee it, but it's worth your gamble, isn't it interesting? Sorting is just a little effort for you, but it can bring back a hope." Brian smiled, and the situation he expected was getting closer and closer. It's getting closer, and so far everything is going as he planned.

The magic hat changed the topic, and finally began to evaluate Brian, "Well, it is very difficult. You are ambitious and a little clever. It stands to reason that you are very suitable to go to Slytherin; but you can also study, and Ravenclaw is also suitable for you; Keeping promises so well, it seems like I can trust you!"

Some time had passed outside, and the long silence of the Sorting Hat made everyone a little confused. Therefore, there were whispers in the hall, and everyone present felt a little surprised.

Even Dumbledore on the rostrum coughed twice, and looked down suddenly.

At the end of the line of sight, it was Brian.

With his back to the rostrum, Bryan didn't see Dumbledore's mouth move slightly, but he suddenly felt hairy all over, and secretly worried in his heart.According to his calculations, the success rate of entering Ravenclaw at this point is already as high as [-]%, why is there such anxiety.

But this is the territory of Hogwarts, the world of magic, a brand-new field that he does not understand, and there are always variables that he cannot predict.Brian sighed, wishing so.

At this time, the Sorting Hat suddenly turned itself around, rubbed the tip of the hat against the wide brim, and said with some hesitation: "Okay, I agree, Ravenclaw, yes, yes... this is also It is indeed the most correct choice."

Without waiting for Brian to speak, he opened his throat and yelled: "Lavin"

The stone in his heart finally fell to the ground, and a satisfied smile appeared on Brian's face, but the smile on his face froze there in the next second.

The Sorting Hat grinned maliciously: "No, it's Gryffindor! Gryffindor!" Then a joking voice sounded in Brian's mind: "I agree, I'm pretending!"

After taking off the sorting hat, Brian's face stiffened, he swallowed saliva from his throat, and then gave the sorting hat a hard look.

Brian has the heart to kill now, he doesn't even know how he got to the Gryffindor dining table, he just feels his hands and feet are cold, staring blankly at the dots of starry sky on the ceiling, feeling melancholy about his life for the next seven years endlessly.

Even so, the long table of Gryffindor still resounded with thunderous cheers and applause, among which Harry was the most vigorous, his face was flushed, and the excitement could be felt from far away.

One by one, the senior students came over to shake his hand and congratulate him, and Brian responded mechanically.

Now that all the students have been sorted, Professor McGonagall left with the sorting hat and the rolled parchment.Before the Sorting Hat left, it still proudly whistled in Brian's direction.

Brian didn't notice all this at all. His mentality collapsed and he was completely ruined by this hat.

"Who is messing with me!"

The whole thing went very smoothly as planned, until the last moment, everything changed!Brian's complexion is extremely pale now.

Fortunately, no one was paying attention to Brian at the moment, and even Harry had no time to communicate with Brian, because Dumbledore stood up, and the white-bearded wizard spread his arms, and said simply: "Stupid, cry , residue, wring!"

"Thank you all, the banquet is now beginning." Dumbledore stretched out his wand and tapped the tall gold cup on the table twice, and all kinds of food suddenly appeared on the empty plates on the four long tables.

Roast chicken, fried pork chops, grilled lamb chops, sausages, beef, French chips, Yorkshire pudding, potatoes, double skin milk.

The little wizards also seemed to be very hungry, and couldn't wait to start enjoying the food in front of them.Brian chattered and then followed Harry's questioning. After all, Harry had the experience of communicating with the Sorting Hat. He vaguely guessed that the hat hadn't assigned Brian a college for a long time, so it should be communicating. wearing something.

Harry was overwhelmed, he had always believed that Brian had fought the Sorting Hat for so long in order to come to Gryffindor with him.

"I'm so mad." Brian stuffed a pile of food into his mouth, and suddenly cursed in a low voice.Harry was talking excitedly, and suddenly jumped up from his seat in fright, his eyes were a little dazed.

At this moment, Brian vaguely felt that someone was watching him, and when he looked up, he saw Dumbledore staring at him with those blue eyes.