I am the anchor in Douluo Dalu through time travel

The beaten teacher Junxiu fled in embarrassment at Su Yuntao's signal.

He didn't dare to say harsh words before leaving. It was obvious that Su Yuntao's status was higher than his.

"Have you finished venting your anger?" Su Yuntao took Yun Ling's chubby hand and asked.

Yun Ling nodded. After he finished breathing, he felt refreshed and even the anger from getting up had disappeared.

"Let's go! Come with me to the opening ceremony today."

"You follow too."

Su Yuntao pulled Yun Ling and strode out. Before leaving, he did not forget to tell the rest of Qishe to follow.

Only then did everyone in Qishe react and quickly followed.

Wang Sheng held Tiedan in his arms, thought for a moment, and then followed suit.

A group of more than a dozen people came to the center of the Notting College playground.

Stand according to the location of your class.

Yun Ling is also preparing to run to the place where he is in first grade.

As a result, Su Yuntao led him directly to the podium.

Several college leaders on the podium were staring intently at the students below.

Among them was an old acquaintance, Yu Xiaogang, who was also sitting in front of the podium.He crossed his arms and looked at his apprentice Liu Fatheng with some curiosity.

Su Yuntao took Yun Ling's hand and sat directly in the principal's seat.

He nodded gently to Yu Xiaogang, and then looked at the many students in the audience.

The chair was too small to fit two people, but the teacher with a hint of eye immediately moved a chair for Yun Ling to sit down.

He was also secretly guessing Yun Ling's identity.

This little fat man can actually sit with the principal, which shows that his status is not low.

You must try to curry favor in the future. If you don't manage well, you can move up a level.

Su Yuntao nodded towards the host, and the opening ceremony officially began.

Two hours later, Yun Ling began to doze off out of boredom.

It turns out that the opening ceremony of Douluo Continent is similar to that of Blue Star. It is also a group of leaders talking nonsense.

Let me introduce the history of Notting College, the level of teaching staff, and how many titled Douluo there have been in history.

It was not easy for Su Yuntao to speak.

Su Yuntao said concisely and concisely: "I am the newly appointed principal. You may not be very familiar with me. My name is Su Yuntao, the deacon of Notting City of Wuhun Palace."

"Taking the position of principal this time can be said to be a very common thing. My requirements for everyone are not too high."

"Among you, there are not many who are gifted. Most of you are children of nobles."

"I don't expect you to work hard, I just hope you won't delay the study of other students, especially this one."

Su Yuntao pointed at Yun Ling and said solemnly: "I want to say one thing here. Everyone, whether teachers or students, should not provoke this classmate."

"If you let me know that any of you has evil intentions and wants to bully him, then you can just pack up and leave."

"Remember, I am not joking. If you have any objections, you can go to Wuhun Hall to complain about me and see if your parents will let Wuhun Hall deal with me."

……

Su Yuntao's words were like a boulder hitting a calm lake, causing a turbulent wave.

There was an uproar.

Everyone looked at Yun Ling, and then started whispering.

Everyone was inquiring about Yun Ling's intelligence and wanted to know what was so special about Yun Ling that could make the principal say such threatening words in person.

"Are you interested in performing a show for the students?" Su Yuntao asked in a low voice.

Yun Ling raised his eyebrows and thought to himself: "Perform a show? What are you performing for?"

Netizens in the live broadcast room came up with ideas one after another.

My name is Ling Lingfa: "The host cannot be a coward. We must let the natives of Douluo Continent experience the cultural quality of my Blue Star."

Little poodle: "Come on, the wind is blowing. Isn't this often done in entertainment?"

"The song was like a storm. Countless viewers cried as they sang. The queen cried and shouted that she wanted to be my girlfriend."

Junior high school student: "Isn't it a joke upstairs? How can you sing in a place like this when the wind blows? I'd rather sing the Internationale!"

High school student: "The one upstairs is the idiot. Are you afraid that you have a grudge against the anchor? After the international singing, the anchor will be hacked to death."

"Hey! This anchor who stole my wife must die! The anchor sings the Internationale!"

……

The topic gradually became distorted, and the last barrage was filled with The Internationale.

Yun Ling quietly wiped her cold sweat, "These unscrupulous people really want me to die. What about your wife? Xiao Wu was still sleeping in my arms yesterday. Can I tell you this?"

Yun Ling really wanted to show off this matter, but he was afraid that the netizens would issue a fatwa to kill him.

After all, these troll netizens are the parents who provide food and clothing for them, and they cannot be offended easily.

Whether the small goal can be achieved depends on whether the netizens are willing to reward them.

"If you don't want to, forget it." Su Yuntao saw the confusion on Yun Ling's face and thought he was unwilling.

Yun Ling shook his head, stood up, and walked to the center of the stage. He finally decided what show he wanted to perform.

I saw Yun Ling standing in the center of the stage, taking a deep breath and facing the hundreds of teachers and students in the audience.

Yun Ling smiled elegantly: "Since the principal asked me to perform a show, then I would rather be respectful than obey. What I will perform next is a brand new performance method. I hope everyone will like it."

"One person, I get drunk with wine, and drunk makes beautiful women into pairs."

"My two eyes are alone together. I just hope that one day we can have both..."

On the stage, Yun Ling shouted loudly, and everyone in the audience looked confused.

Where the first grader was, Tang San also waved his fists and danced with the rhythm.

Tang San felt that this song was tailor-made for him, especially the last two lines about defeating the emperor and fighting the sky.

It makes his blood boil every time he listens to it, and his blood boils every time.

Yun Ling would ask him to replace the old scalper in the village and farm a few acres of land outside the village.

Thanks to Tang San, the life of the old scalper in the village has been extremely nourishing these years. Not only does it not have to plow the fields, but in winter there are also dedicated personnel to provide it with hot water to drink.

Everyone knows to drink hot water, but if you tell a woman to drink more hot water, she will call you a straight man!

Gan!There is no heavenly reason. I must be reincarnated as a woman in my next life. I don’t believe that drinking hot water is useless...

After Yun Ling finished calling Mai, her chubby little face was filled with unfinished thoughts.

He wanted to sing another thunderous song, but was quickly interrupted by Su Yuntao.

"Today's opening ceremony is over. There will be no classes today. Everyone can do their own activities."

As soon as Su Yuntao finished speaking, the entire Notting College teachers and students dispersed in an instant.

Only a few Yun Ling's friends were left.

Yun Ling shook his head helplessly, walked down from the podium, and came to Tang San and others.

Tiedan ran to Yun Ling, hugged Yun Ling's thigh and said with envy: "Brother Fat Heng, that song you sang is so nice. I had a stomachache and couldn't pull it out."

"After listening to your song, I pooped in my pants!"

Yun Ling's expression changed, and without saying a word, he took off Tiedan's pants and threw them aside.

She took out a towel and wiped it with him regardless of the smell, then took out a set of clothes from the pendant and put it on Tiedan.

Xiao Wu watched silently, and she suddenly felt that this Yun Ling seemed different from the others.

In this cold continent, the soul masters at the top rarely care about the life and death of the people at the bottom.

Not to mention wiping the child's pp.

If Xiao Wu first mentioned that she wanted to be Yun Ling's wife, she might have wanted to find a long-term meal ticket.

Yun Ling's kindness, at this moment, quietly planted a seed deep in Xiao Wu's heart.