Naruto Frog was afraid of my death, so he stole to write Sharingan overnight

"Damn it, there was something moving in the yard just now."

Scorpio still has the same melancholy expression that he had for thousands of years, as if he was sad, as if he couldn't wake up, and at the same time he seemed to have an expression of contempt.

Xie looked at the starry sky outside the window and said quietly: "The family has not been very peaceful recently, ever since my son adopted that strange shikigami."

The story of Uchiha Madara's house demolition had already reached Scorpion's ears, so he could probably accept a big noise once in a while.

However, there have been too many things going on in the mansion recently.

First, Shikigami demolished the house, and then Hydrangea ran away from home.

After finally repairing the damaged yard, there is movement again.

These days, "Sode Shirayuki" still doesn't let Xie go out.

It's a bit funny to say that "Sleeve Shirayuki" wouldn't let Scorpio go out. The two of them were hiding in the inner room, and they were actually making a frog's pottery elephant.

At this moment, the inner room is filled with models of old tree frogs with various expressions.

They all wear green straw hats behind them, and the colors on their bodies may be slightly different.

Xie couldn't understand at all how much confidence "Xiu Baixue" had in Yan Bai and why he was so unshakable as a frog puppet.

Is a frog puppet more important than his son's safety?

Xie has been with "Sode Shirayuki" for a long time. Xie knows her character very well. If she does this, then the frog puppet must be more important than the movement outside.

But why exactly?

Scorpion doesn’t know.

So he was a little anxious.

But because his expression remains unchanged for thousands of years, he really has no way to express his emotions in a richer way except with words.

"Sode Shirayuki" was carefully coloring the little frog puppet at hand. She didn't raise her head and just said softly: "Don't worry about it, those things can't kill him."

Xie finally couldn't help but whispered: "Things outside can't kill him, so why did you make these puppets?"

As soon as she said this, "Sleeve Shirayuki" put down her pen and raised her eyes to look at Xia.

At this moment, Scorpion was wearing the standard Akatsuki uniform with black background and red clouds, and the inside of his body had been magically modified by "Sode Shirayuki".

"Sode Shirayuki" slowly floated towards Scorpion and stopped in front of him.

Xie subconsciously stretched out his hand to support "Sode Shirayuki", and he continued to ask, "Is there something that threatens him, so do you need to always be this frog's puppet?"

As he spoke, Scorpion paused and murmured uncertainly: "Is this thing used to imprison beings that look similar to it?"

"Xie Danna, you have always been smart."

"Sode Shirayuki" smiled, but did not answer the question, but he had already answered the question.

"Is this frog his shikigami?" Xie asked.

"It's not a shikigami, but it's better than a shikigami." "Sode Shirayuki" sat down on the seat next to Scorpion and said casually: "It has several abilities, one of which is called 'gene plunder'. Through this I got your genes by means, and this skill is still evolving."

Xie listened quietly and finally stopped asking. He seemed to have understood something. He whispered: "What kind of frog do you want to make? I will help you. No matter what you want to do, I will help you." …”

"Sode Shirayuki" smiled like a flower, "Ah la~ Xie Dan is the best..."

"Don't keep saying the same thing."

Xie's melancholy expression did not change at all, but the next second, he muttered: "Can you use another word to praise me? I'm tired of hearing this."

"Okay, Scorpion, be good, be good..."

"What a disgusting title, forget it..."

"Okay, Xie Dan..."

……

When asking about the feeling question of "I am you", Uchiha Madara thought he would get some snake oil-like response, just to understand.

Uchiha Madara wanted to get an answer because he was anxious.

The answer itself is not important, just having it is fine.

However, what Uchiha Madara didn't expect was that the answer itself was also important, and some answers were not as good as not knowing.

Yan Bai said with a strange expression: "Well... maybe, it seems... probably..."

Yan Bai's state of wanting to speak and yet holding back, and yet still wanting to speak, made Uchiha Madara unable to ignore him.

But recalling Yan Bai's past bastard behavior, Uchiha Madara endured it depressedly.

If he acts very anxious and wants to know, he might be tricked by Yan Bai, a brat like him.

Uchiha Madara thought arrogantly, if he wanted to see his boss look anxious, there was no way!Forget it if you don't say it, anyway, it doesn't matter whether there is a reason for that feeling similar to negative distance, it's not important.

Uchiha Madara Ninja, Ninja, Ninja...

Yan Bai said "Hmm..." for a long time, and finally said in an unspeakable voice as if he was willing to give it all, "Well, maybe it's because I came to the Warring States Period in the ninja world and turned into a woman to marry you, right?"

This is of course nonsense. If anyone in the family dared to make a sex change system, Yan Bai would directly refuse to test it. Women's clothing is acceptable, just clothes.

As soon as these words came out, Uchiha Madara was completely confused.

So much so that he was speechless for nearly a minute before he burst out and screamed: "What did you say?"

Yan Bai looked at Uchiha Madara's shocked and crazy look with satisfaction, and quickly explained: "I... was joking."

"Do you want to die?!" Uchiha Madara complained angrily.

Unexpectedly, before Uchiha Madara's hanging heart could be relieved.

Yan Bai took a breath and said again: "I didn't become a woman, I just wore women's clothes to make you think I was a woman, and then married you. You seemed quite happy, so the feeling you felt I feel like you are me, hence..."

Uchiha Madara suddenly stood up from his position. He didn't want to hear it anymore. He was connected to Yan Bai's soul and knew that Yan Bai had a bad character.

But when he experienced it personally, Uchiha Madara realized how much Yan Bai deserved a beating.

ah ah ah-

I really want to beat him and cry!

He was expecting a normal reason, but he got one that kept him awake.

Uchiha Madara rose again, and was once again taken into the system space by Yan Bai.

Yan Bai escaped into the space with a smile, looking at the furious Madara Uchiha, but what he was thinking in his heart was:

"I remember my mother used to take care of Erha at my uncle's house. When she saw Erha showing signs of breaking up the house, she put Erha on the treadmill in advance. Dogs use the treadmill more often than people. It was a toss-up. After coming down, Erha no longer had the energy to tear down the house and went to sleep contentedly..."

Anyway, Uchiha Madara usually holds back too much. If you make him angry, then put him in a space. When he is done venting, he will naturally enter the sage mode.