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Chapter 071 Cold violence?Look at me crying for the future of my village

Yan Bai was earnestly explaining to these old men that "excrement and piss" could be used as firewood, and that the remaining residue after burning could be used to water vegetables.

Granny Chiyo and Ebizo both knew that what Yan Bai was talking about was that the biogas produced by the septic tank circulation system and the concentrated feces and urine in the septic tank had a fertilizing effect on the land.

However, this is not the case when this topic is heard in the ears of the old guys except Granny Chiyo and Ebizo.

Because the villagers in Sunagakure Village are very poor, there are many people who collect excrement and dry it to use as firewood.

They're not used to using shit as fuel.

Therefore, ever since Yan Bai explained "Poop and Pee", he has been chatting across channels with these old men.

Yan Bai was talking about igniting methane gas, but these old men thought it was igniting dried feces.

Yan Bai said that wastewater from septic tanks can increase fat, but these old men think that burned feces can increase fat.

Yan Bai must have done it on purpose, and he said it seriously.

Granny Chiyo and Ebizo, who knew the truth, could only silently stare at the others present with caring eyes.

Granny Qiandai could guess that Yan Bai looked well-behaved on the surface, but in his heart he might be laughing at the people who looked at him with contempt.

Fortunately, this group of people still looked at Yan Bai with mocking faces, their faces full of speechlessness at the ignorant remarks of a naive child.

Both sides despise each other because of their different thinking.

Chiyo's mother-in-law has a feeling that everyone is drunk and I am alone.

In the following time, the conference room returned to normal again, and Yan Bai also left the topic.

However, these old men still didn't give up, and always came to fool Yan Bai when they had an idea.

Then, every time it would end with Yan Bai successfully changing the topic into "shit and piss".

Just like at the beginning, when they proposed the plan of "opening a restaurant", Yan Bai immediately said that "shitting and pissing" was more profitable, lower cost, and there was no need to worry about the output of materials, and it was more cost-effective;

Later, someone suggested that many children in the village were starving and that some measures should be taken to save the children. Yan Bai immediately said that he would collect "excrement and urine" and sell fire while growing a few crops.

All in all, Yan Bai highly praised "Shit and Pee".

The elders of Shayin Village couldn't figure out why this kid Yan Bai, who looked so good-looking, couldn't stop saying "shit and piss".

Finally, the group tried to get Yan Bai to "get out."

As a child, the more he is not allowed to do anything, the more rebellious he becomes and the more he wants to stay and prove himself.

They also thought that Yan Bai would have self-doubt because he was kicked out of the conference room, and would beg them to keep him.

however……

Yan Bai was surprised when he learned that he could leave, and ran out jumping.

After coming out of Kazekage's office building, Yan Bai immediately wanted to go and play with Gaara, but Yashamaru and his men blocked his way.

What Yashamaru said was that Yan Bai only allowed him to meet his good friends Gaara or Temari only if he was "obedient".

Upon hearing the "be good" request, Yan Bai turned around and left.

Then, Yan Bai secretly dug out the photos from the system's "photo album" that Yashamaru had just stopped him from seeing Gaara.

We specially selected photos of Yashamaru with the ugliest angles and packaged them into "gift boxes".

If the "gift box" can be sent to Gaara immediately, Yan Bai will send it immediately. If it cannot be sent, then it will be sent tomorrow.

Only one gift box can be sent to the same person per day.

It will be delivered sooner or later.

As for whether Gaara would become more and more alienated from his uncle at home, or whether he would simply go berserk, Yanbai didn't care and let Yashamaru have a headache.

After walking around, Yan Bai discovered a new problem.

Villagers and other children in Sunagakure Village were also ordered to stay away from him.

Yan Bai looked at the children who were looking at him from a distance but did not dare to approach him, and immediately understood what the senior officials of Shayin Village were planning.

They thought that Yan Bai liked children, and as long as the children were allowed to collectively attack Yan Bai with cold violence, Yan Bai would cry and go back to find Granny Qiandai, and then... there could be no next...

Yan Bai doesn't like boring children.

This kind of cold violence is of no use to Yan Bai.

Without friends, Yan Bai can play other games by himself.

Sunagakure Village is densely built and not like a big city with skyscrapers everywhere.

Sand Hidden Village is just a village.

The disadvantage of this structure is that if any household eats delicious food, it won’t take long for the whole village to know about it.

Yan Bai was holding a bad idea in his heart, and he seemed to have figured something out.

Then, Yan Bai controlled the "Grandfather" puppet and the "January" puppet, and temporarily set up a pot at the entrance of the village.

After placing dry firewood and dried grass under the pot to light the fire, Yan Bai took out a pound of sliced ​​pork belly from the system and poured it into the pot.

When the fat is placed in the hot pot, it immediately makes a "sizzling" sound, and the fat is quickly fried out.

In order to prevent the sprayed oil from ruining his beauty, Yan Bai stood far away and controlled the two puppets with chakra lines.

The "Grandfather" puppet is using a spatula to stir-fry the meat in the pot.

The "January" puppet stood at the wind outlet and used a fan to fan the hot steam coming out of the pot.

Not long after, the raging wind blew the aroma of fried oil residue into Sunagakure Village, and the continuous aroma of meat quickly spread through the streets and alleys of Sunagakure Village.

When the fat in the pot is fried into oil residue.

The "grandfather" puppet picked up the oil residue and put it into a container. Then he took out other vegetables and meat he got from Yan Bai and put them in the oil pan to fry.

The "grandfather" puppet keeps frying food without stopping.

The entire Sand Hidden Village was immersed in the aroma of food.

The children were all crying.

These children are the flowers of the motherland and the future of Sunagakure Village.

The greedy and crying of the young will offend the old.

Many villagers smelled the aroma of fried food from a distance and couldn't help but run out to watch, but they didn't dare to come over even if they wanted to.

Yan Bai controlled the puppet and continued to add food to the oil pan.

As time passed, the smell of food became stronger and stronger, lingering in the sky above Sunagakure Village and never dissipating.

More and more villagers from Sunagakure Village came to watch, and the number continued to increase.

Yan Bai's behavior finally aroused the dissatisfaction of the senior officials of Shayin Village.

Those old men confiscated Yan Bai's oil pan outright.

Yan Bai looked at them with expressions that seemed serious but actually collapsed.

Yan Bai understands their mentality very well because he experienced exactly the same mentality back then.

At first, the elders of Shayin Village just thought that Yan Bai was a child.

It’s best to fool children. If you don’t fool them while they are still young, are they still human beings?

Looking back now, these old men can't help feeling that they are just hammers.

Finally, the senior management of Sand Hidden Village decided that they must find something for Yan Bai to do, and he couldn't get too close to Sand Hidden Village.

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