Naruto Frog was afraid of my death, so he stole to write Sharingan overnight

To the Land of Rain?

Join Akatsuki?

Living with a bunch of terrorists?

no! no! no!

Yan Bai showed a helpless expression, "Dad, mom won't let me go to the Land of Rain."

When Yan Bai is willing, it means "I like to make the decision";

When Yan Bai doesn't want to, it becomes "My mother said I can't."

Take your mother’s mother’s words to the extreme.

That's what Schrödinger's mother used.

The non-existent "mom" was used as a shield to block all unfavorable factors, and it was possible to repeatedly jump between zero risk and high returns, thereby maximizing returns.

When he heard Yan Bai mention that woman, Xie was not angry and asked calmly: "Why? Doesn't she also like Sand Hidden Village?"

Sand Hidden Village is a place of poverty, poverty, lack of resources, and food that is so plentiful. What is there to miss?

Yan Bai looked at Xie cautiously and whispered: "That's true, but there are a bunch of weaklings in Sand Hidden Village and they can't bully me. But if you go to the Kingdom of Rain and enter the interior of Akatsuki, that's not necessarily the case."

"Haha~ That's the truth." Xia seemed to be in a happy mood.

But I heard Yan Bai continue: "In Sand Hidden Village, because of Granny Qiandai, the senior officials in the village have to carefully protect me."

scorpion:"……"

When he said this, Yan Bai felt a wave of low pressure.

Scorpion seemed to think of some bad memories.

After all, Xie is the grandson of Chiyo's mother-in-law, and he has experienced these things when he was a child.

Careful care represents loneliness.

Because as long as you don't play with him, you can't go wrong, so most people will stay away from him.

However, Yan Bai seemed not to feel Xie's silence and continued:

"When I enter the village, if I see someone who makes me feel physically uncomfortable at first sight, I can still make an excuse and say: "My grandma Chiyo fell down again, and I have to go back to take care of her." No one can stop me... ...If this happened to you, dad, would I be able to escape unscathed like this? "

Xie looked sideways at Yan Bai and said quietly: "I will protect you..."

Good guy!

You can advance, you can attack, you can retreat, you can defend, just like grandma calls you a dog!

Yan Bai expressed the reason why he was unwilling to go to Yuyin Village, and Xie thought it was reasonable.

Yan Bai doesn't even have ninja enlightenment now, and his chakra has not been condensed, although he can be invincible with "mother".

But the people in Akatsuki's organization don't know what weird abilities they have.

Yan Bai would be much safer if he stayed in Shayin Village.

However, Yan Bai's stay in Shayin Village does not mean that Xie will sever ties with him.

After all, Scorpion, who came all the way back from the Kingdom of Rain, also had a personal purpose.

Probably because of the few hours we spent together and the three hours of singing Qing Diao together.

Although Father Scorpion still looks dull, his behavior is very enthusiastic.

Yan Bai couldn't figure out whether Xie was just pretending or if he really wanted to recognize him as his son.

The two people said nothing about Yan Bai's life experience.

Given the established facts, there is no point in dwelling on this unchangeable reality.

I don’t know if it’s because he transformed himself into a puppet, but it seems that his thoughts are also imprisoned by the puppet.

In just 5 minutes, Xie had asked Yan Bai's name three times.

"What's the color?"

"What are you talking about?"

"What color and what kind of cypress?"

"Why do you have to give you such a hard-to-pronounce name? Is your mother's head full of mushrooms?"

……

Facing Xie's strange complaints, Yan Bai suspected that Xie had entered a state of Alzheimer's disease early after transforming himself into a doll.

I finally climbed out of the "name quagmire" created by Scorpion.

Xie took out a scroll from the black red cloud cloak and gave it to Yan Bai as a meeting gift.

Xie found out that Yan Bai didn't know ninjutsu and kindly helped him open the scroll.

Then Yan Baixi brought up a "human puppet"...

The meeting gift for his son was a terrifying doll transformed from a corpse. Only Xie could do this.

On the rooftop of the new house, Xie showed his greeting gift to Yan Bai under the night.

This was a human puppet that Xie carefully selected before setting off from the Kingdom of Rain. He thought he would not use it, but he still took it out.

However, seeing Yan Bai's frown and troubled look on his face, Xie still tilted his head and asked, "What did you say 'tsk' when you saw this puppet just now? What? My gift is for you. Are you unhappy?"

Yan Bai sighed and said, "Dad, I didn't say that."

Xie was expressionless and said reluctantly: "It's written all over your face. In front of me, you don't need to pretend like you are trying to please Granny Chiyo. If you don't like it, don't like it. Just say it..."

Scorpion has always been very sensitive, and Yan Bai is so similar to him when he was a child, almost a carbon copy of himself.

It seems that he is good to Yan Bai, and he is good to his former self.

When he saw Yan Bai's childish little face full of tangles, Xie couldn't help but think of the "well-behaved and sensible" self. He clearly didn't want to be like this, but in order to reassure adults, he ignored his inner voice and forced himself to do that.

Scorpio doesn't need such a "good" son.

It was beyond Scorpio's expectation.

Yan Bai closed his eyes, unable to bear to look directly, and then said with difficulty: "Dad, this is really... too ugly, I'm sorry."

Xie looked at Yan Bai, and then at the human puppet he sent out. He thought for a moment, then a burst of smoke dissipated, and he put the puppet away.

Xie originally thought that Yan Bai would say "too miserable" and "too scary", or else he would also say "this is awesome", but he didn't expect that Yan Bai would say "too ugly".

Xie was very satisfied with his "work" and really couldn't accept Yan Bai's words "it's too ugly".

In fact, Scorpio's "works" are very powerful, and they are considered a great gift.

Yan Bai was confused because he was made ugly by this human puppet.

Not only that, the human puppet is made of human corpses. The inside of the corpse has been transformed into a mechanism, and the appearance has also been changed, but the body still emits a terrifying smell.

It's not Madonna Yan Bai, he thinks this thing is very unlucky.

"ugly?"

Xia narrowed his eyes.

Afraid that Scorpion would go berserk on the spot, Yan Bai immediately started speaking to his mother: "Dad, mom said you have been pursuing eternity."

Hearing this, Xie didn't deny it, "It's true, what? Does she have any opinion?"

Yan Bai said angrily: "She has no objection to your pursuit of eternal art. It is indeed meaningful to give eternity the most beautiful appearance of things, but to give eternity the ugliest appearance of things is to be affected by it forever. The ugliness continues to pollute.”

Xie looked at Yan Bai expressionlessly.

Yan Bai blinked and quickly added, "Of course, Dad, you are indeed beautiful in your prime, unlike Fei Liuhu. Fei Liuhu was really ugly in life, and you gave it eternal ugliness."

scorpion:"……"

Is this sentence a compliment or a criticism?