The villain boss who passed through quickly was manipulated by the host again
Chapter 67 The violent emperor's pet (24)
Around the cold palace in the palace.
The panda cub is like a mountain king who is patrolling his mountain, with his big head raised high, and his fleshy paws pointing Jiangshan from time to time.
The guards who passed by were not surprised by this, because the emperor's beloved panda has disturbed the palace in the past few days, and now almost everyone knows it.
[Little Baozi, do you think there are any concubines here? 】
Panda Zai Zai tiptoed out with his short legs and looked at the gate of the cold palace.
She walked around the cold palace in a big circle, and finally she couldn't resist her curiosity and slipped in.
Two small black eyes like black beans looked around. The yard was huge, but the house was dilapidated, desolate and empty. There was only a long-dried well and a huge tree trunk with only dead wood beside it. Can't tell the original color.
Push open the door that may fall down at any time with your paws, and enter the empty hall, where there are layers of cobwebs, which shows the fact that there has been no owner for a long time.
Bai Jiaojiao remembered that she had heard that the dog tyrant moved all the concubines in the palace to the palace outside the palace when he came to power. It seemed to be true.
Although there was no concubine to look at, she felt that this place was suitable for exploring games. She searched around the palace and found nothing of value, so she lowered her head in frustration.
"Zhizhi..., brothers, look here is a black and white dumpling with a beaten eye."
"Hey, yes, I don't know who beat me, it's so pitiful. Squeak..."
"It may also be the dark circles under the eyes that often stay up late!"
"squeak…"
.........
Nothing was found here, and when Bai Jiaojiao was about to go out, she suddenly heard someone talking.
Is it...
Is it haunted?
It is said that the Lenggong is the place with the heaviest resentment, woo woo woo~
Dirty back!retreat!retreat!
She tremblingly shook her small body and swallowed her saliva.
I can't wait to give myself two paws, why is my curiosity so heavy, don't you know that curiosity killed the panda?
"Hey, she looks chubby and should have a good meal, and I don't know where her food comes from."
"It should be fed by the owner. I really envy that she doesn't have to run around for three meals a day."
"Zhizhi, but I don't think she looks like someone wants her. Is she really raised by someone who looks so weird?"
Bai Jiaojiao: Are you polite?
The head can be broken and blood can be shed, but the dignity cannot be lost!
When Bai Jiaojiao heard these words, she was so annoyed that she even forgot to be afraid, and turned back angrily.
"You are fat, your whole family is fat, you are good-looking, you have the ability to come out and let me see what you look like."
A small black head popped out of an unnoticed corner hole.
The chubby Shu Xiaoba looked at the black and white balls in the hall with round eyes.
Then he stretched out his paws to greet his brothers and sisters. After muttering for a while, the little heads squeezed together at the entrance of the cave.
"Hey, that ugly black and white dumpling, Benshu... I'm too lazy to argue with you, you go and get me some food for my uncle, and I'll let you go!"
An angry Bai Jiaojiao was rummaging through the hall. Judging from the words of those sand sculptures that were not worthy of beatings, someone must be pretending to be a ghost. She wanted to find him and give him a big pocket. She didn't forget to go back while searching. .
"Oh, I'll go, what kind of biscuit are you, with such a loud tone, which page is it in the Classic of Mountains and Seas?"
"You... this mouse... this uncle looks like Pan'an, as beautiful as a crown jade, a jade tree Lingfeng, peerless, a beauty of a generation, cute and loved, with clear eyes and white teeth... How dare you insult me like this!"
Shu Xiaoba feels that he has been offended, this ugly black and white group is really arrogant.
"Yes yes yes, when you smile, wolves hang themselves; when you sigh, cats run away; when you jump, chickens fly like dogs; if you don't dress up, you're uglier than ghosts; when you dress up, ghosts are scared paralyzed."
"What kind of knives, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks, sesame seed cakes, fried dough sticks, steamed stuffed buns, twisted buns, I think you look like a purebred Dutch fool!"
After a meal, Bai Jiaojiao felt at ease, she was no longer afraid of scolding people, and the Internet on the previous plane was not for nothing, all sand sculpture netizens are talented, if such a quarrel can be lost, she herself has to Slap yourself with two paws.
Shu Xiaoba: I can't afford to provoke you!Can't afford it!
"Zhizhi...zhizhi..." The unreasonable Shu Xiaoba could only discuss countermeasures with his brothers and sisters in his think tank.
"Squeak chee chee... chee..."
"Squeak..."
.........
After arguing for a while, Shu Xiaoba walked out of the cave with his head held high and his six relatives refusing to recognize him, and quickly ran not far from Bai Jiaojiao.
"Hey, Ugly, my uncle wants to discuss something with you."
The previously familiar voice was close at hand, and Bai Jiaojiao's big head turned around to find out where this mysterious figure was playing tricks.
After searching all the hiding places, she still couldn't see anyone, so she patted her paw on the ground.
"Little bitch, you have the ability to come out."
Shu Xiaoba moved his paw and walked in front of Bai Jiaojiao.
"Master Ben has come out, what do you want?"
Looking around, there was still no one around, Bai Jiaojiao felt that the other party was playing tricks on her, so she complained about the little bun who was obsessed with reading novels.
[Host, don't you feel that something is wrong? 】
The little bun rubbed his sore eyes from reading the novel, and sighed helplessly.
What should I do if my host is always not online?
urgent! ! !
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
【Perhaps probably no one can understand what the host is saying right now, do you understand? 】Little Baozi deliberately emphasized the word "person".
Bear head crashed!
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Xiao Baozi: This brain circuit... is so strange!
"Hey, Black and White Tuanzi, what the hell are you calling?"
The ear-piercing howl successfully made Xiao Baozi go off the assembly line and run away, while Shu Xiaoba was startled and quickly covered his little ears.
"You... Are you a human or a ghost? How did you understand me?"
Shu Xiaoba murmured in his heart, it's a pity, it seems that this black and white dumpling not only looks strange, but also has brain problems.
Animals can understand each other's words~
Then I rolled my eyes and thought about it, maybe this is a good thing, a bad brain is equal to being more deceitful, ah bah!It's better to be reasonable, so that you can fool the black and white dumpling into giving them more food.
Hahaha~ My little mouse is indeed a genius in the mouse world...
cough cough!Off topic.
Seeing the mentally handicapped black and white dumpling who was still looking around, Shu Xiaoba ran to sit down in front of her.
"Don't look here and there. If you look down with your big head, you will be able to find it at a glance. After all, my uncle's charm will definitely blind your eyes."
Hearing this, Bai Jiaojiao lowered her head, and caught off guard two small dark eyes.
Taking a closer look, Bai Jiaojiao's hair was blown up all over her body, and she stood there stiffly.
Then………
"Ahhhhhhh, mouse, there is a mouse, save the bear's life!"
∑(?Д??)
Shu Xiaoba jumped up in fright at Bai Jiaojiao's voice.
"Ahhhhh~ mouse, where is the mouse...??"
Shouting, Shu Xiaoba suddenly felt something was wrong.
Damn!Isn't it just a mouse?
Uncle Ben was almost misled by this little mentally handicapped person~
The panda cub is like a mountain king who is patrolling his mountain, with his big head raised high, and his fleshy paws pointing Jiangshan from time to time.
The guards who passed by were not surprised by this, because the emperor's beloved panda has disturbed the palace in the past few days, and now almost everyone knows it.
[Little Baozi, do you think there are any concubines here? 】
Panda Zai Zai tiptoed out with his short legs and looked at the gate of the cold palace.
She walked around the cold palace in a big circle, and finally she couldn't resist her curiosity and slipped in.
Two small black eyes like black beans looked around. The yard was huge, but the house was dilapidated, desolate and empty. There was only a long-dried well and a huge tree trunk with only dead wood beside it. Can't tell the original color.
Push open the door that may fall down at any time with your paws, and enter the empty hall, where there are layers of cobwebs, which shows the fact that there has been no owner for a long time.
Bai Jiaojiao remembered that she had heard that the dog tyrant moved all the concubines in the palace to the palace outside the palace when he came to power. It seemed to be true.
Although there was no concubine to look at, she felt that this place was suitable for exploring games. She searched around the palace and found nothing of value, so she lowered her head in frustration.
"Zhizhi..., brothers, look here is a black and white dumpling with a beaten eye."
"Hey, yes, I don't know who beat me, it's so pitiful. Squeak..."
"It may also be the dark circles under the eyes that often stay up late!"
"squeak…"
.........
Nothing was found here, and when Bai Jiaojiao was about to go out, she suddenly heard someone talking.
Is it...
Is it haunted?
It is said that the Lenggong is the place with the heaviest resentment, woo woo woo~
Dirty back!retreat!retreat!
She tremblingly shook her small body and swallowed her saliva.
I can't wait to give myself two paws, why is my curiosity so heavy, don't you know that curiosity killed the panda?
"Hey, she looks chubby and should have a good meal, and I don't know where her food comes from."
"It should be fed by the owner. I really envy that she doesn't have to run around for three meals a day."
"Zhizhi, but I don't think she looks like someone wants her. Is she really raised by someone who looks so weird?"
Bai Jiaojiao: Are you polite?
The head can be broken and blood can be shed, but the dignity cannot be lost!
When Bai Jiaojiao heard these words, she was so annoyed that she even forgot to be afraid, and turned back angrily.
"You are fat, your whole family is fat, you are good-looking, you have the ability to come out and let me see what you look like."
A small black head popped out of an unnoticed corner hole.
The chubby Shu Xiaoba looked at the black and white balls in the hall with round eyes.
Then he stretched out his paws to greet his brothers and sisters. After muttering for a while, the little heads squeezed together at the entrance of the cave.
"Hey, that ugly black and white dumpling, Benshu... I'm too lazy to argue with you, you go and get me some food for my uncle, and I'll let you go!"
An angry Bai Jiaojiao was rummaging through the hall. Judging from the words of those sand sculptures that were not worthy of beatings, someone must be pretending to be a ghost. She wanted to find him and give him a big pocket. She didn't forget to go back while searching. .
"Oh, I'll go, what kind of biscuit are you, with such a loud tone, which page is it in the Classic of Mountains and Seas?"
"You... this mouse... this uncle looks like Pan'an, as beautiful as a crown jade, a jade tree Lingfeng, peerless, a beauty of a generation, cute and loved, with clear eyes and white teeth... How dare you insult me like this!"
Shu Xiaoba feels that he has been offended, this ugly black and white group is really arrogant.
"Yes yes yes, when you smile, wolves hang themselves; when you sigh, cats run away; when you jump, chickens fly like dogs; if you don't dress up, you're uglier than ghosts; when you dress up, ghosts are scared paralyzed."
"What kind of knives, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks, sesame seed cakes, fried dough sticks, steamed stuffed buns, twisted buns, I think you look like a purebred Dutch fool!"
After a meal, Bai Jiaojiao felt at ease, she was no longer afraid of scolding people, and the Internet on the previous plane was not for nothing, all sand sculpture netizens are talented, if such a quarrel can be lost, she herself has to Slap yourself with two paws.
Shu Xiaoba: I can't afford to provoke you!Can't afford it!
"Zhizhi...zhizhi..." The unreasonable Shu Xiaoba could only discuss countermeasures with his brothers and sisters in his think tank.
"Squeak chee chee... chee..."
"Squeak..."
.........
After arguing for a while, Shu Xiaoba walked out of the cave with his head held high and his six relatives refusing to recognize him, and quickly ran not far from Bai Jiaojiao.
"Hey, Ugly, my uncle wants to discuss something with you."
The previously familiar voice was close at hand, and Bai Jiaojiao's big head turned around to find out where this mysterious figure was playing tricks.
After searching all the hiding places, she still couldn't see anyone, so she patted her paw on the ground.
"Little bitch, you have the ability to come out."
Shu Xiaoba moved his paw and walked in front of Bai Jiaojiao.
"Master Ben has come out, what do you want?"
Looking around, there was still no one around, Bai Jiaojiao felt that the other party was playing tricks on her, so she complained about the little bun who was obsessed with reading novels.
[Host, don't you feel that something is wrong? 】
The little bun rubbed his sore eyes from reading the novel, and sighed helplessly.
What should I do if my host is always not online?
urgent! ! !
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
【Perhaps probably no one can understand what the host is saying right now, do you understand? 】Little Baozi deliberately emphasized the word "person".
Bear head crashed!
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Xiao Baozi: This brain circuit... is so strange!
"Hey, Black and White Tuanzi, what the hell are you calling?"
The ear-piercing howl successfully made Xiao Baozi go off the assembly line and run away, while Shu Xiaoba was startled and quickly covered his little ears.
"You... Are you a human or a ghost? How did you understand me?"
Shu Xiaoba murmured in his heart, it's a pity, it seems that this black and white dumpling not only looks strange, but also has brain problems.
Animals can understand each other's words~
Then I rolled my eyes and thought about it, maybe this is a good thing, a bad brain is equal to being more deceitful, ah bah!It's better to be reasonable, so that you can fool the black and white dumpling into giving them more food.
Hahaha~ My little mouse is indeed a genius in the mouse world...
cough cough!Off topic.
Seeing the mentally handicapped black and white dumpling who was still looking around, Shu Xiaoba ran to sit down in front of her.
"Don't look here and there. If you look down with your big head, you will be able to find it at a glance. After all, my uncle's charm will definitely blind your eyes."
Hearing this, Bai Jiaojiao lowered her head, and caught off guard two small dark eyes.
Taking a closer look, Bai Jiaojiao's hair was blown up all over her body, and she stood there stiffly.
Then………
"Ahhhhhhh, mouse, there is a mouse, save the bear's life!"
∑(?Д??)
Shu Xiaoba jumped up in fright at Bai Jiaojiao's voice.
"Ahhhhh~ mouse, where is the mouse...??"
Shouting, Shu Xiaoba suddenly felt something was wrong.
Damn!Isn't it just a mouse?
Uncle Ben was almost misled by this little mentally handicapped person~
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