Fast time travel: the villain, he acts as a monster in front of mind-reading crazy critics every day

"eat."

With dark eyes and a sinister smile on his face, Wu Yixi pressed the man in front of him to the ground, and stuffed the fat and juicy foie gras into the man's mouth with all his might.

"My brother specially airlifted this back, so don't waste it."

His voice was originally very obedient, but in this paranoid and crazy laughter, there was a seven-pointed, almost deformed sense of perversion.

"I personally fed this to Brother Chao Jun. Don't let him down, you must eat it all."

The people on the ground seemed to be in some pain, but they managed to swallow their mouthfuls of foie gras.

Wu Yixi's brows relaxed, and she immediately smiled harmlessly, "Brother Chaojun, you are indeed the most loyal dog, and my favorite one."

Fuck!What the hell am I talking about!Why do I have to bully people like this!Help!

Also, why did he really eat it!That piece of foie gras was slapped on his face by Wu Yixi and then fell to the ground! !

Wu Yixi's three views were severely cracked, Ye Chaojun couldn't see any positive expression on his face, he just turned his head away and didn't want to look at him.

Wu Yixi knew that the other party was enduring this humiliation, and he had no choice but to bow his head because he was dependent on others.

Wu Yixi tried her best to laugh wildly, took off her tie, and wiped off the oil on the other party's face, "How about being obedient earlier? Look, it's all dirty."

He couldn't see Ye Chaojun's expression, but felt that if this went on, Wu Yixi himself would definitely suffocate, so he got up from him, looked at the stains on his hands and shook his head "tsk tsk tsk".

"Brother Chaojun, go take a bath, I don't like dirty dogs."

After Wu Yixi finished speaking, she went upstairs without waiting for the other party to do anything else.

Let's end this party quickly!Go to the toilet and spit out that dirty thing!Why do I have to torture him!I really can't do it any more!

[System: Well done, the host just upgraded to the villain department and did so well, the future can be expected!Keep working hard~]

Can expect a ghost!He felt that he was really cheated.

He is a worker in the three thousand worlds, known as a planeman, who is responsible for repairing the world in the book and making all the plots on the right track, and the system is the intelligent nanny of each planeman, providing various needs and acting as a small Goldfinger.

Of course, they were also quite cruel when they released the mission. For example, just now, they asked him to feed Ye Chaojun foie gras in a villainous manner.

Wu Yixi, a newcomer who just transferred from the Cannon Fodder Department, never expected that compared with the Villain Department, the previous Cannon Fodder Department is simply an excellent department for eating and waiting to die, and to live for the rest of his life!

Why on earth did he insist on expressing his determination to transfer this kind of thankless, super-acting, long working hours and low salary to the dogbivillain department!

Wu Yixi roared in her heart, can I terminate the contract! ! !

[System: Hiss... Since you have been upgraded to a two-star plane, you can enjoy more privileges, and there is an extra chance for a lucky draw, which is full of ssr-level skills, cheats, cheats and permanent blessings! 】

Wu Yixi: Sue!Don't tell me sooner!I'm going to draw now!

Wu Yixi hurriedly threw herself on the soft bed, rubbed her buttocks, chose a comfortable sitting position, cleared her throat, and said in a solemn voice, "Let's get started."

[System: Now ask the host to choose your favorite color on the color palette, each color corresponds to an ultra-rare prize. 】

A color wheel suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, with hundreds of colors arranged on it like a keyboard, but it's a pity that the icons of each color are marked super small.

Wu Yixi saw it through in an instant, and if she wanted to grab a cool and domineering prize, she was absolutely right to choose this golden square!

Almost without hesitation, Wu Yixi tapped it with a "snap", gold!Give me the most aggressive skills or equipment!

["Gay Purple", congratulations to the host for getting the pheromone blessing! 】

Wu Yixi froze on the spot, "What the hell?"

[Cough cough... that is to say, the host's current physique will be very popular with... same-sex... welcome! 】

giao!Wu Yixi was shocked, what the hell are you doing!

Not to mention why the gold he pressed turned into purple, he is going to be a big villain in this plane!How could being popular with the same sex help him...

[Don't worry, the blessing of pheromone will only work on the son of luck in the plane, making him have an irresistible urge towards you...]

Wait...how come the more I hear it, the more wrong it becomes...

If I’m not mistaken, the pheromone thing should exist in the interstellar era. It seems to be a kind of… wonderful hint of Omega to Alpha…

Fuck!He remembered, that thing is the product of estrus! ! !

Wu Yixi petrified on the spot, and changed his words in despair: I want to give up this ssr-level super blessing, please return my original physique to me.

【Uh... host, you can think of it this way, this is a super blessing, you are a villain now, what kind of existence is the child of luck?That is a collection of super luck with an immortal golden body!In case you have any unsolvable troubles or threats to your life safety in future missions, you just need to activate the pheromone, and the child of luck will rush over to block the knife for you. He can't die, and you don't have to What a psychological burden, what a reliable meat shield! 】

Wu Yixi blinked, somehow feeling that what he said made some sense. After all, he was already smoking, and it seemed like a waste of money if he didn't use it. He sighed and fell directly on the bed.

"By the way, I said, did you do it on purpose? I just pressed gold, why did it turn into gay purple!"

[The system unfolds the display screen: Look at the slow-motion replay. Since your nails are long and haven’t been cut, when you use your fingertips to touch the gold, your nails first press the upper part of the gold. 】

Wu Yixi looked at the close-up and slow playback that suddenly appeared in front of her and just wanted to look up to the sky and shout "Fuck"!

"May I know what blessing the golden one is?"

[System: Uh, in fact, I can tell you, the gold corresponds to a super cheat, a flying mount that can be invisible! 】

fall!

md, I really want a flying mount, and it can also be invisible!Flying to the natural hot springs to see the girls take a bath, wouldn't it be possible to not be discovered? I really want it, I want it, I want it! ! !

"Is there any remedy?"

[System: You know the rules, everything is decided by the host, the rewards have been issued, and they will not be returned or exchanged. The only remedy is to cut your long nails clean in the next lottery draw! 】

Wu Yixi pretended to vomit Ling Xiao's blood, and gave up struggling, "Who is the son of luck?"

[System: It's Ye Chaojun. 】

Wu Yixi immediately became angry, "Are you kidding me? I bullied him just now! He is a decent man, I am a villain! You let me use pheromone to help me block the knife when I am killed by him in the future?! Let him Stabbing yourself? Are you kidding me!"

fall!