After traveling for eight years, you said that I am a villain?Panic

Sun Xiaogang looked at the erected

hard

whitening

long

thin

Middle finger!

Mouth wide open.

"Fuck, buddy, what do you mean?"

Wang Moyi said seriously:

"It's nothing, I just feel that I can control my body, and I can only control this one finger for the time being."

Sun Xiaogang thought about it, it seemed to be okay, but after thinking about it again, something seemed wrong.

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Both of them were very curious about the past few days when Wang Moyi disappeared.

"Brother, what happened during this time? After the explosion, where did you go?"

Zhao Dan, who had just put the washed thermos into the bag, also stopped, and turned to look at Wang Moyi.

"I want to say that I have crossed time, do you believe it?"

As soon as Wang Mo finished speaking, the room was silent for a few seconds.

Sun Xiaogang stood up silently,

Then he yelled at the top of his voice.

"Doctor, doctor, Wang Moyi's mind has been blown up. Come quickly and take a look."

After speaking, he put his hand on Wang Moyi's forehead.

"You don't have a fever, do you?"

Zhao Dan was also speechless.

"Don't be poor, Wang Moyi, I've always treated you like a younger brother. Where have you been all this time? I'm so worried."

Wang Mo blinked his eyes, and said seriously again:

"I really traveled through time, to a place called Xuanhuang Continent.~~~~~~~~"

Before Wang Moyi could continue talking.

Sun Xiaogang interjected:

"Oh, well, I believe it. Did you still take the system to travel through the past? Then you also became a holy son of the Holy Land? Killing all directions over there? Beautiful women like clouds? Divine artifacts are flying all over the sky, and golden cores are everywhere?"

Wang Moyi nodded excitedly.

Huh?

Can you move your neck now?

It does not matter.

"That's right, it's just like what you said, I brought my sister back to wear it together, it's true that the artifacts are flying all over the sky, it's true that golden elixirs are everywhere, let me tell you, I have killed a lot of golden elixirs , but I personally prefer to disassemble other people's parts, now that Sister Dan is here, it's not convenient for me to say, let me tell you~~~~~"

Sun Xiaogang rolled his eyes and reached out to interrupt Wang Moyi's words.

"It's over, it's over, Sister Dan, Wang Moyi is either out of his mind or crazy."

"Well, I think there are only two possibilities. After all, if I was bombed by shit and put it on me, I would be crazy too."

"Let's go call the doctor, or transfer him directly? One of my fans is the nurse in our city's No. [-] Mental Hospital. I'll say hello to her and give him more medicine inside."

"This child is seriously ill!"

Wang Moyi:? ? ?

If it weren't for the inconvenience at this time,

He's definitely going to jump up,

Let him taste the power of the egg terminator!

Zhao Dan chuckled,

"Okay, don't be poor, Wang Moyi, be serious, don't talk nonsense."

Sun Xiaogang shook his angry hair, and said contemptuously:

"That's right, I killed a lot of Golden Cores. Are you saying that you have reached the level of Nascent Soul Boss? My Nascent Soul Grand Son?"

Wang Moyi yelled madly in his heart,

[Oh my god, they don't believe me when I tell the truth? 】

Then he said helplessly:

"Well, after the public toilet exploded that day, I slipped away. After all, it was caused by my smoking. I was afraid of compensation, so I hid. Is this the head office?"

The two looked at each other and nodded in unison.

Sun Xiaogang took out a pack of cigarettes and lit one:

"That's right, Lord Son, it's reasonable now."

Wang Moyi was completely speechless at this time.

【You don’t believe me when I tell the truth, but you do believe what I’m telling you now. 】

Sun Xiaogang suddenly thought of something again, and took a deep breath.

Excitedly said:

"That's right, the public toilet exploded. Although you are wrong to smoke, they have management problems. They are lucky that they didn't get blown up by shit. We can go to them for compensation. Look at you being blown up." If you have achieved this kind of virtue, hey, you shouldn’t have run away at that time, and you should have asked them directly for compensation. Don’t talk about 10 or 8 yuan.”

"Don't worry, I have a lawyer who can help us. Now that I'm about to become a big internet celebrity, I will lead the rhythm online, and I will definitely ask for more money. I have already thought about the title."

"It's called "Shocked, the public toilets in a city park are poorly managed, and innocent youths are bombed and paralyzed", what the hell, does it rhyme like that? I'm such a fucking genius, and you just happen to be lying on the bed right now, miserable, um, I'm going to make a video right now, with some dark wind and some tragic music."

Wang Moyi almost choked to death on his own saliva.

He raised his right arm vigorously, and raised his middle finger again towards Sun Xiaogang.

"Don't be so stupid, money is something outside of me now, do you want to know more about cultivation? Sao Nian! Light a cigarette for me!"

The two looked at the raised right arm, dumbfounded.

Can you move your right arm?

The proprietress Zhao Dan saw that Sun Xiaogang really took out a lotus king and stuffed it into Wang Moyi's mouth, and she lit it for him.

He snatched the cigarette away.

"Really, can you smoke in the hospital? Wang Moyi, you are still injured, what kind of cigarettes are you smoking?"

After speaking, I was ready to throw it in the bathroom.

Wang Moyi: "Don't"

Sun Xiaogang: "No"

Sun Xiaogang hurriedly took the lighted cigarette, put it in his mouth and took a deep puff.

"I'm afraid of being poor. I usually smoke 10 yuan Yunyan. Today it's rare to smoke a good 25 yuan cigarette. I will smoke it slowly."

After speaking, he took one hand in each hand, stood by the window and began to puff.

Wang Mo stared at the tempting smoke with one glance,

Has it been ten years?

The Xuanhuang Continent has everything, except this stuff.

As an old smoker,

There was no past that could be tolerated there before, and I would not take it to heart, but now it is right in front of my eyes.

can't get pumped,

This made the old man a little crazy.

Rolling his eyes twice, he said:

"Oh, I feel that tobacco is good for my injury. You see, my right arm has recovered now. It's all because of the immortal energy that Sun Xiaogang exhaled before!"

After speaking, he danced his right arm like an electric fan,

Fast!

Zhao Dan looked suspiciously at Wu's whirring arm

"Really? There is such a thing? Isn't smoking bad for your health?"

The voice just fell.

Wang Moyi and Sun Xiaogang said in unison:

"Smoking and smoking, the magic power is boundless!"

After speaking, they looked at each other tacitly, and they both understood each other's meaning.

"Okay then, order one and try!"

Wang Moyi took a deep breath and suffocated in his lungs for a long time before vomiting it out.

"Cool!"

"Who, why are you smoking in the ward? Hurry up, hurry up, what's the matter with your family? Really"

A nurse with big Nana and a pale face walked in frowning,

Sun Xiaogang shrank his head in fright,

He hurriedly prepared to throw away the two cigarettes in his hand,

After thinking about it, I can't bear it.

Hastily ran out.

The nurse lady rolled her eyes and turned to look at Wang Moyi.

"Why are you smoking too? Don't you think about it? Hurry up and give it to me, and sister, you are too serious, patients can't smoke, smoking is harmful to health."

After speaking, he took the half-smoked cigarette from Wang Moyi's mouth.

Zhao Dan blushed, "Well, he said he smoked and recovered quickly!"

Nana's older sister was speechless.

"Every patient says that smoking can speed up their recovery, and they are all addicts. Do you believe this? Hey, the head nurse will criticize me again later."

"When the doctor is coming, I'm going to ask you about the abortion, and see if you want to have an abortion!"

As soon as Wang Mo heard the words, he turned to look at Zhao Dan.

"Sister Dan, are you pregnant?"

When the nurse heard Wang Moyi's words, she said casually:

"It's not her, it's you. You just woke up. When the doctor comes, you tell him whether you want to have this abortion."

The nurse replied while helping Wang Moyi make the quilt on the hospital bed.

Suddenly the movement in the hand stopped.

He looked at Wang Moyi in shock.

"Can you talk?"

Wang Moyi was also stunned.

"What the hell? You mean I'm pregnant? Give me an abortion?"

"No? Is your hospital from the Putian department? What kind of abortion do I do as a man?"

After the nurse lady stayed for a few seconds,

Did not answer Wang Moyi's words,

The big long legs ran out.

"Doctor, doctor, this patient can talk!"