After traveling for eight years, you said that I am a villain?Panic

in the hotel,

Wang Moyi and Sun Xiaogang almost had a stomachache from laughing.

I didn't expect my classmate to be so boring.

Wang Moyi: "Xiao Gang, it's okay, bluffing people is one thing after another. You don't do this kind of thing less?"

Sun Xiaogang chuckled: "I used to pretend to be a girl to cheat other people's red envelopes, but I just typed every time. The success rate is very low, and the voice-changing software is too fake. Many people are not fooled. Now I find that my talent is too good. I'm so happy." like."

Wang Mo was speechless when he heard the words,

You have lost all the faces of cultivators.

Dare to Love Xiuxian is to let you pretend to be a ladyboy and date others online?

But this kind of thing,

Wang Moyi said,

He likes it too.

Wang Moyi: "I just want to see Long Xiaoren's expression right now. This kid will definitely smile very obscenely when he sees the post you posted."

Sun Xiaogang: "Yeah, I really want to watch it too, how about you let your little Gang hack into his phone secretly and take a photo?"

After talking about pretty boy, I feel a little weird.

Why did Wang Moyi name that artificial intelligence Xiao Gang?

Wang Mo thought for a while and then shook his head: "Forget it, Xiaogang is developing now, I'm afraid of showing flaws, you continue to work hard, and chat with him for a few more days."

Sun Xiaogang felt more and more strange, what does it mean that Xiaogang is just developing?

Just when he was about to ask Wang Moyi to change the name of the artificial intelligence, Wang Moyi continued.

"Fun is fun, trouble is trouble, Xiaogang, let me remind you, don't take it seriously!"

Sun Xiaogang:? ? ?

"Ding Dong, negative emotions from XXX +100"

listen up everyone

What did Wang Moyi say?

Is this what people can say?

Could it be possible that a big man pretending to be a girl can chat with another man?

Nonsense?

It's only past 11 o'clock,

Sun Xiaogang, who is used to going to bed late, said that he was hungry and scared a few days ago.

It is rare for the two brothers to be happy today.

Don't rub a barbecue, don't show off a few bottles of beer,

It seems that I am sorry for the cold weather.

Fortunately, there is a food street not far from the hotel.

The two looked at each other,

be nice,

Many people

Wang Moyi said that he still likes this kind of atmosphere with strong fireworks.

For nothing else,

Because the excitement can make people eat.

Wang Moyi: "Boss, are there any crayfish?"

The boss nodded, "Yes, brother, how many catties do you want?"

Wang Mo thought for a moment, "Let's have 10."

boss:? ? ?

"Ding Dong, negative emotions from XXX +10"

The two sat at the door showing off beer and eating crayfish in winter.

The mouth is full of oil, so happy.

Sun Xiaogang suddenly gestured to Wang Moyi with his eyes.

Wang Mo looked back.

"Fuck, isn't this Long Xiaoren?"

At this time, Long Xiaoren walked into the door of a barbecue restaurant opposite with two classmates and two spirited guys with dyed colored hair, found a seat and sat down.

Sun Xiaogang frowned and murmured:

"This tricked me, didn't he say he was going to sleep?"

Wang Mo shook his hand at Liangzi,

asked worriedly.

"Xiaogang, you don't really know how to talk about feelings, do you?"

"Why don't we stop playing?"

"Ding Dong, negative emotions from xxx +100"

Sun Xiaogang: "Fuck off!"

The two of them prepared to leave after eating and paying the bill.

Before leaving, Liangzai took a few photos, one of which was Long Xiaoren about to eat a pig's trotter.

The two returned to the hotel excitedly.

Sun Xiaogang sent a photo of Long Xiaoren holding a wine glass.

Then there was a voice: "Didn't you just say you were going to sleep?"

Long Xiaoren was stunned when he received the text message.

Get up and look around.

Long Xiaoren: "Why do you have my photo? (a little yellow face with a question mark)"

Sun Xiaogang sent it in a low-pitched loli voice:

"It's nothing, I took off my clothes and went to bed, but my girlfriend insisted that I go out to eat with her. I was so happy when I saw you, and I was going to say hello to you, but there are many people around you , I was a little embarrassed, so I took a few photos."

Wang Moyi: "Damn it, can't you say it's your brother? A girlfriend?"

After receiving Sun Xiaogang's voice, Long Xiaoren frowned and recalled whether his actions were handsome just now,

Did you pick your nose, spit or something.

Looking back, I found that I didn't seem to have done those things that damaged my image.

Ok,

Long Xiaoren is relieved.

But hearing Xiao Yueyue's voice seemed to be a little depressed,

It's probably because I lied to her.

But didn't she come out too?

Hmph, that's how women torture people.

But I like it.

"I'm sorry, Xiao Yueyue, I was wrong. My brother called me here, and I will report to you in the future."

After sending the message, Long Xiaoren suddenly remembered something.

He seemed to be gnawing on a pig's trotter just now!

With the mentality of trying, I sent another sentence.

"Xiao Yueyue, do you have any other photos?"

Sun Xiaogang chuckled.

A photo of Long Xiaoren eating a pig's trotter was sent.

Long Xiaoren almost passed out when he received the photo.

I saw that he opened his mouth wide enough to fit a whole pig's trotter.

The key to the mouth is,

From this angle, he could actually see a green leek stuck on his teeth.

What the hell is this phone?

Pixels so good?

These small leeks are clearly photographed.

Isn't his image of being wise and mighty completely ruined?

When Wang Moyi and the other two received a row of embarrassing little yellow faces, they really laughed out loud.

Sun Xiaogang sent another voice over.

"Brother Long, you are so handsome when you eat pig's trotters, but the leek is a bit spoiling the mood, but my best friend and I think it is very domineering. We don't like the kind of boys who are coy and pretend to be gentlemen. I like a man with genuine temperament like Brother Long the most."

After sending it, Sun Xiaogang sent another crit attack.

There was a little longing in the soft voice.

"Just like the wolves in the north, we are so addicted."

Long Xiaoren couldn't care less about waiting for the voice to translate the text,

Play the last sentence directly.

Lying trough,

She doesn't mind the rough movement,

Northern wolves?

She likes wild?

Understood,

The little white rabbit just likes the big bad wolf!

The soft loli clip sound instantly made the ears of the four men at the same table stand up.

A yellow-haired, spirited guy like Monkey King in the cartoon suddenly regained his spirits.

"Who?"

Long Xiaoren said calmly:

"No one, just an ordinary friend. She just saw me eating with her girlfriends here. There are so many of us. They are embarrassed, so they just send a message to chat casually."

normal friend?

What about you?

What ordinary friends would say,

The wolves in the north, are they so obsessed?

Most importantly, have girlfriends!

rumors,

Brother called you to come out to play, it is true to come out to play.

When your girlfriend calls you out to play, that means letting others come to play~~~.

Sun Xiaoguo immediately said: "Girlfriends? Quickly ask if they have left, let them come together, let's have more barbecue, everyone knows each other."

"Okay, let me ask."

Long Xiaoren: "Have you left yet? My brothers asked you to come over and eat some more. We all know each other."

Sun Xiaogang: "Forget it, I won't go, my best friend said that some of your friends look like Erha from the north."

The four people on the table were suddenly stunned.

Lying trough,

They look like Erha?

Erha with this kind of yellow hair and blue hair?

The two spirited boys looked at the other two Long Xiaoren's classmates.

they understand

It must be the two two ha,

Because Erha has a lot of black hair.

Wukong's hairstyle was not happy on the spot.

"Long Xiaoren, your friend is too impolite to say that we look like Erha."

Long Xiaoren quickly explained: "I'm sorry, Brother Sun, don't mind, they like to joke."

Drop~

Wukong's hairstyle quickly motioned to turn on the voice.

"I'm so sorry, I don't know how to lie, and I speak straight to the point. Didn't your friends hear these voices? Don't click on the voice, just translate the text."

Four people: (?⊙o⊙?) I choose death!