After traveling for eight years, you said that I am a villain?Panic

Lumao was furious, ready to slap him on the spot.

Suddenly there was a strange smell.

Others in the car also smelled a strange smell.

The nose of Wang Moyi, an immortal cultivator, is extremely sensitive, and it is several times magnified than that of ordinary people.

Wang Mo almost spat out a stench that rushed straight to his forehead.

【what happened? 】Wang Mo turned his head to look at Xiao Li who was sitting on his left.

I saw Xiao Li's face was extremely pale, his muscles were twisted, and his whole body was trembling. At this time, his hands were firmly placed on both sides of his buttocks, and he squeezed hard.

Xiao Li felt his stomach was about to explode.

The sphincter can no longer restrain the impending unrestrainedness.

You can only achieve your dreams with your hands.

That is, don't pull it on the boss's car.

Just now it seemed, no, it had already come out so slightly.

He knew that that girl was not a fart at all, and he made a wrong bet.

"Fuck,"

Wang Moyi looked at Xiao Li beside him in horror.

"This B has diarrhea?"

Wang Mo was shocked.

Liu Han in front didn't notice what was going on behind him, because he caught a cold and smoke was coming out of one nostril at this time.

Wang Moyi yelled hastily. "Liu Han, hurry up and open the window behind you, it may cause diarrhea."

Liu Han trembled in fright, and quickly opened the car window.

"Xiao Li, you dare to pull on my car, I've fucked your waist. I'll stop now,"

Xiao Li's face was pale, and he glanced at the boss unrequitedly.

Weakly said: "Come on, it's too late, boss, I'm sorry, I can't help it."

Wang Moyi horror x2.

Quickly mentioned Xiao Li,

The right hand quickly tore open his pants,

Then shoved him out the window.

To be precise, he stuffed his butt out of the car window.

[Fortunately, this Land Rover has enough space, otherwise it would be really difficult for me to operate. 】

Liu Han looked through the rearview mirror and almost fainted on the steering wheel.

I saw a white butt hanging on the rear window.

His eyes were dazzled.

"Xiao Li, bear with me, I'll stop now. Don't pull on my car door."

After speaking, I was ready to step on the brakes.

Wang Moyi yelled hastily.

"No, if you don't want him to pull on your door, speed up."

"Have you ever tried physics? As long as the speed of the car is fast enough, the wind speed will increase, so nothing will fall on your car door in time."

When Liu Han heard it, he felt that it made sense.

Hastily stepped on the accelerator, wishing to step into the engine.

Land Rover deserves to be a Land Rover. This speed-up is great, but now it is driving on a country road, and the speed cannot reach the speed Liu Han wants.

Of the two vans following behind, Sun Xiaogang was sitting in the co-pilot of the van in the middle.

Because Wang Moyi is not around,

He felt helpless again.

At this time, I suddenly saw a white thing protruding from the big land rover in front.

Quickly pointed to the front and shouted loudly:

"What is that?"

The little gangster who was driving looked up and was also confused.

When I was about to observe carefully, suddenly the Land Rover in front started to accelerate crazily.

"Oops, something must have happened to the boss' car, skinny man, hurry up and call the brother in the car behind, and we'll chase after him."

After speaking, he stepped on the accelerator hard.

The people in the car still haven't figured out what the white thing is.

Fortunately, the road has many curves, and a few seconds later, the van followed.

Otherwise, how could this little bun catch up to the big Land Rover?

The younger brothers were eager to save the boss, so they drove the van to the 80-mph speed.

Xiao Li was already numb at this time, only felt his butt feel cold, and found that his butt had stuck out of the window.

He raised his head and smiled at Wang Moyi, as if telling Wang Moyi.

Thank you, bro, for solving my big problem.

After the cold wind blows, Xiao Lizi feels that the chrysanthemum is strongly stimulated, and the sphincter completely strikes immediately.

A torrent rushed straight like a rocket jet.

It just so happens that this is a left turn,

A stream of yellow muddy water was swept up by the strong wind with unknown lumps in between.

Fall to the rear of the big Land Rover.

Liu Han, who was watching through the rearview mirror, almost vomited.

Quickly want to look back,

But I'm a little reluctant,

This spectacle,

Liu Han said,

Rare in this lifetime.

On the van in the middle, Sun Xiaogang noticed with sharp eyes that the white thing was actually a butt?

"Fuck, that's an ass, what's going on?"

Everyone in the car was stunned.

After Sun Xiaogang's reminder, plus the angle of the curve.

Now everyone can see clearly

Sure enough, it's a butt.

The thin man behind pointed dumbfoundedly.

"I know that ass, it belongs to Xiao Lizi."

After speaking, the atmosphere in the car froze instantly.

How do you recognize Xiao Lizi's ass so clearly?

Our own ass is in front of our eyes, we can't recognize it ourselves.

There are tricks! ! !

Before everyone can react,

A torrent was caught by the strong wind and hit the windshield.

A blossoming yellow flower blooms instantly.

It is as if a Western abstract painter is creating.

vomit~~~~

vomit! ! ! ! ~~~~

There was a sound of retching.

The bastard driving almost fainted.

Who the fuck would ever be in that situation?

Free to fly?

What the hell.

Quickly turn on the wiper.

With the harsh sound of scratching glass.

The entire windshield is tinted yellow,

A foul stench wafted into the car.

"Spray water, damn it."

Sun Xiaogang reminded.

The driving gangsters are in a hurry to operate.

The speed dropped in the blink of an eye.

This violent spectacle stimulated the nerves of the whole car.

The car behind is unknown so,

Have no idea what's going on.

When passing by, the gangster in the co-pilot opened the car window, revealing a head full of doubts.

The pretty guy sitting in the co-pilot looked at the van strangely,

Why is everyone turning green?

Stretch out your head and look back,

I saw that the entire windshield of the brother's van was dyed yellow.

Quickly shouted, "What's the matter, brother? What happened?"

Before he could respond, he heard the exclamation of his brothers in the car.

"Fuck,"

"Damn it, damn it."

"Damn, what the hell. Front~~~"

A group of gangsters don't have much culture, and they can only express their shock by lying.

The gangster who stuck out his head didn't know what happened, so the brothers in the car exclaimed ahead, and quickly turned to look at the big Land Rover, the boss.

Pa~~~~

A large piece of yellow mud instantly blurred his eyes.

"Fuck, where did the mud come from?"

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and wiped it on his face.

He couldn't see clearly, and quickly retracted his head.

He yelled and called his brothers to wash his face with mineral water.

and many more,

Why does it stink?

This bastard is a bit confused,

A stinky smell rushed straight into the nostrils,

He quickly closed his eyes and raised his nose to look for the source of the smell.

The people in the car were terrified again and again.

"Stay away from me you motherfucker,"

"Go away, don't f*ck around f*cking around."

"Damn it, don't you fucking move."

The brothers in the car all showed terrified expressions.

The voice has become vibrato.

He found something wrong,

Because he felt why the smell was so close to him.

It just came out of his nostrils.

Then the little bastard split open on the spot,

Because he heard the words of his brothers.

"You're so fucking covered in shit. Please, sit there and don't move. I borrowed this car from my father-in-law."

The voice of the gangster driving the car came into his ears with a crying voice.

He was bewildered.

He didn't even know why there was a pile of shit flying out on the road.

Wings?

Because when he turned his head, he hadn't had time to look,

His eyes were blurred by the yellow mud.

the sudden darkness,

So that he didn't see that there was a working white butt on the boss's car window.

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A boy who loves CP,

It's a real fan.

Always keep encouraging me.

This book can fly, thanks to you.

Your encouragement is the motivation for me to persevere.

Nijin Fanzhen This is the author.

I saw the work, and it was really good, but it was a pity that it was buried in China.

It has more than 40 words.

But I believe it will take off in the future.