I'm doing automation in the ninja world

"Can't you figure out the situation before you do it?"

Shukaku, who was released from the suppression, shrunk in size and kept hopping and roaring in front of Hashirama.

Da Zhuzhu, who had figured out the ins and outs, could only scratch his head in embarrassment and kept smiling.

"Look clearly, take a good look at what this is!" Shouhe took out a big golden boxy baby out of nowhere, and kept dangling in front of Hashirama.

"Do you know what this is? This is a good citizen's certificate! It was made by Luosha, and it was specially issued to me by the three generations of Kazekage. permanent residency. Do you four scumbags understand?"

"Ah~ahhaha! I'm sorry, Shouhe, I'm used to it~ I can't help wanting to see a tailed beast~hahaha" Da Zhuzi still smiled awkwardly, as if he wanted to use laughter to ease the embarrassment of the scene .

Seeing that Hashirama's momentum weakened in an instant, Shukaku, who followed the example of a good man, immediately took advantage of the victory and pursued him.

"Get used to it! Get used to it! Where did you get used to it? How did you get used to it?"

"Ah~ well, there is also a tailed beast in our village. It has a very bad temper. It even teamed up with my best friend to kill me. It almost succeeded. So after feeling that Lord Shukaku is so powerful After the strength, I can't hold back my Chakra~~"

"What? Can the Nine Lamas in your village compare with Lord Shukaku? My uncle passed the National Entrance Examination for the Citizens of the Wind Country and obtained the high-end animal talent of the Sand Hidden TOEFL test. Hidden financial advisers jointly hired, is that stinky fox comparable?"

"Yes yes yes! Lord Shukaku is the most powerful. How can Nine Tails compare to you."

"Then tell me, who is stronger, me or Kyuubi?" Shuzuru looked straight at Hashirama, waiting for his reply seriously.

Looking at Shouhe with a murderous look on his face, even if Da Zhuzi's EQ is low, he still knows what to say at this time.

"Of course, Lord Shukaku is stronger! You know, I can pinch Kyuubi with one hand. Facing you, I used the strongest sealing technique to barely control~~"

"Ok?"

"No, it's a restriction, yes, it's to restrict you~"

"That's about the same~" After hearing the answer he wanted, Shuhe turned the matter over with satisfaction, expressing magnanimously that everything was over.Then arrogantly dispersed the Dubai residents who came to "rescue" him.

This scene simply shattered the three views of the stunned Toizami next to him.When did the relationship between the Tailed Beast and the village become so good?It doesn't matter if you don't shout and kill, the villagers even took the initiative to protect this guy.

After everyone had left, Shouhe came up to the four of them in a loud manner, made a super high throne, sat on it, looked down at the crowd and said.

"If you have something to play early, if you have nothing to do, retreat!"

Where did this style of painting go?

Perhaps out of the mentality of making up for the misunderstanding just now, Da Zhuzi continued to cooperate with the question.

"Master Shuzuru, I want to ask about Dubai. Did you really build this city?"

Shuzuru squinted at Hashirama with disdain.

"It's lonely~"

"And the highway you saw when you came here?"

"Of course~"

"Those experimental fields? Defense fortresses? And those puppet cores in Sha Yin, were you all made?"

"Of course." Speaking of Shouhe, he immediately regained his spirits.The role setting suddenly changed from the high-cold president to the gossip aunt, and she held Zhu Jian's hand and said, "You don't know, what kind of sealing technique does that guy Luo Sha know? Who doesn't know about Sa Yin? It seems that eating is a problem, so how can I have the energy to study such a profound thing? In the end, I have to rely on Uncle Shouhe to teach him bit by bit."

"Back then, my uncle taught him how to shoot a gun, and later he taught him how to fight. Now it's all right, now that I've become a character, I'll call on my uncle, and I won't take me on the battlefield..."

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business, Mr. Shuhe, Sha Yin left you to guard this place?"

"Ah, that's not true." Shouhe saw that he had failed, so he didn't pretend anymore, "There's that guy Chongming, but he went to find a suitable address."

"Looking for an address? What are you doing?" Tobuma quickly asked.

"What else can you do, plant trees and forests. Otherwise, it would be so uncomfortable for that guy to stay here."

"Planting trees in the desert? Are you kidding me~"

"Of course!" Shouhe stared, as if offended, "You must know that the windproof and sand-fixing seal newly developed by my uncle is extremely powerful. It will not damage the root system of plants, and it can ensure that wind and sand will not invade. Install the automatic water collection device, and within three years, there will be a lot of oases in Shayin. This is the core achievement of Mr. Shouhe's KPI assessment performance in recent years. What do you mean by your doubts? Are you looking down on me? "

Seeing that Shuhe was about to run away again, Zhujian quickly stood up to smooth things over for his younger brother.

"No, no, Mr. Shutsuru~ I just find it a little unbelievable that Sand Hidden can actually change the natural environment. You must know that there are only a few people in the entire ninja world who can do it. Also, didn't Nanao be handed over to Taki Ninja Village? What? Are you in the sand too?"

"That's right! If Luo Sha didn't get good experimental materials, it would take at least ten years for him to achieve this level."

"What material?" Hashirama asked enthusiastically.

"It seems to be the corpse of the first generation of Hokage or something. Anyway, it is a dead person who used to be able to use Wooden Dungeon. Scorpion has completed the experiment, and is waiting for the end of the war to open up wasteland and forest immediately~ What's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing, it's just that I feel a little uncomfortable suddenly, right, brother."

"Yes~" Hashirama's voice was very long.The whole person looked hopeless.Talking about studying his corpse in front of the deity, this scene is so weird no matter how you look at it.

Orochimaru, who has been acting as a listener, immediately became interested.Hearing that Luo Sha was about to use Mutun in practice, he thought that this guy was hiding something, and asked with an attitude towards scientific research: "Master Shouhe, how did Luo Sha overcome the 'cell erosion'?" react?'"

"Overcome? Didn't overcome it!" Shuhe looked at Orochimaru blankly. After learning the strength of this guy, he dared not answer the question he asked, "Luo Sha just made a control core. Use a very small dose of cells as seeds to activate the Wooden Ninjutsu. Once it gets out of control, the loss is nothing more than a few seal scrolls. Anyway, as long as the corpse has sufficient nutrients, it can proliferate indefinitely. Some are nothing, right?"

Seeing Orochimaru's face getting darker and darker, Shuhe unconsciously lowered his voice, for fear that if he accidentally said something wrong, he would be sealed by this guy.

"Okay! Very good!" Luo Sha's method is not too difficult, but Orochimaru has never thought in this direction.Obviously, the goal can be achieved by adding peripherals, but I want to forcibly improve the performance of the CPU, and now I accidentally get a blue screen. Can this be called a mistake?Orochimaru's mentality is about to collapse.

As the saying goes, if you take a step back, the sea and the sky will open up, and the more you think about it, the more you will get angry.When did Orochimaru suffer such a big loss since its debut?It made me a little bit hard to get off now.

Seeing Orochimaru's face getting darker and darker, Shuhe said cautiously: "Well, I still have fox soup stewed at home, why don't I go back first~"

"What do you think?" Orochimaru looked at Shuhe with a gloomy face, and immediately shrank him back in fright.

"Master Hashirama, is there anything else you want to see? If not, we can go back. Now I have a lot of things to 'talk' to Luo Sha-kun~"

"Okay~ I just want to talk to him too, so let's go together."

"You can't see me~you can't see me~" Shouhe silently performed "Xuan Dun~self-hypnosis technique", hoping that the other party can ignore his own existence.I hope that the other party completely ignores my existence. You must know that when Orochimaru said that he wanted to "chat" with Luo Sha, his cheeks were bitten tightly.In such a state, a fool knows that it will not be a good thing.Shou He, who is well versed in the way of seeking good fortune and avoiding evil, immediately wanted to put oil on his feet and take advantage of the situation to run away.

It's just that he seems to have forgotten how arrogant he was just now.

Unsurprisingly, just as they were about to leave, Feijian said casually: Shouhe should also come with us.

Then~ he was dragged and taken on the way back to the front line station, and he was not asked if he agreed or not, just like that!

···

It was already late at night when the four people and one beast returned to the station. Except for the ninjas who stayed on guard, normal people had already rested.

Of course, those who stayed behind included Luo Sha.The punishment for being attacked by White Fang last time has not been finished yet, and he is writing hard at the moment.It is quite like the day before school, one person, one pen, one miracle.

As for the bitter tears all over the face, let's just ignore it subconsciously.

"who!"

"Luo Sha-kun, long time no see~"

Seeing that it was Orochimaru, Luo Sha quickly wiped away the tears from her face.Said very naturally.

"Oshemaru, what's the matter with you?"

"Haha~ It's nothing, I just want to consult you with some questions, I don't know if it's convenient~" Hashirama walked in after him, made a chair and sat down without treating himself as an outsider at all.

"No time, no time, let's talk about it tomorrow if you have any questions, I'm still busy." After speaking, he pointed to the scrolls piled up on the table as high as a mountain.

"Oh? Let me see what it is." Tobima doesn't regard himself as an outsider, and it may be because of the curiosity of the researcher. It must be very important for this genius who can change Sha Yin to "study" all night. Bar.

But it is doomed to disappoint Tomama.

""Three Prohibitions of Ninja", "Three Views of Ninja", "Three Elements of Ninja", hey, what is this? Author: Jiraiya..."

Luo Sha quickly stepped forward and snatched the little book, and immediately used Magnetic Escape to destroy it.The whole set of actions is done in one go, clean and neat.Even Senju Tomona, who is known as the fastest in the ninja world, couldn't react.

"It's nothing, what are you doing here so late and not sleeping? Teacher and the others are all in the tent next door. If you have any other thoughts~~"

"We have other thoughts, what can you do? Don't worry, I just want to ask about some things. The people outside should leave!"

At this time, a questioning voice came from outside: "Master Kazekage?"

"Let's go, leave everything to Luo Sha."

After finishing speaking, the sand ninjas who were guarding outside immediately returned to their posts or tents.Now only Luo Sha, the four Konoha ninjas and Shuzuru who was hiding aside were left.

Seeing that the teacher is so disrespectful, Luo Sha, who has long been accustomed to this scene, can only bear with it again.

"Let's talk about your scrolls first~ Even the first-year students of Konoha's ninja school can memorize these things backwards~"

"Are you sure?" Luo Sha questioned before Fei Jian finished speaking.

"Most~ some of them. Some students can recite them backwards. What are you doing looking at these things now?"

Luo Sha, who had died many times, had already prepared his speech in order to prevent this situation from happening now.So started babbling.

"The sage said: Reviewing the past to learn the new can be a teacher. As an excellent ninja, it is natural to review what you have learned before and use it in the actual environment in the future. This is why Sha Yin can develop so rapidly. main reason."

This kind of obviously nonsense rhetoric did not expect to be believed by some people.Seeing that Ziraiya's eyes were shining, he took out his small notebook and wrote down this sentence carefully.

"Well said, Luo Sha, is this a sentence in "Quotes"? Why didn't I read it before?"

"Of course not. This is another great man's quotation, which was passed down secretly by Sha. I don't tell ordinary people to him."

"I see!"

"That's enough, Jiraiya, you stand aside. We're talking about business here." Tobima pulled Jiraiya to a cool place, and didn't dwell on this issue any more.

Then I asked a very classic question.

"Luo Sha, what exactly do you want to do?"

"It's nothing. The ninja world is peaceful, the sand hides prosperity and strength, equality and friendship, harmonious coexistence, seeking common ground while reserving differences, etc."

Hashirama's eyes lit up: Do you really think so?

Luo Sha: Of course.I'm a philanthropic ninja.

Hashirama: Me too~ Me too~

Then, Hashirama was kicked by Tomona to Jiraiya.

"Brother, can you be sober? You can tell from this guy's expression that he is fooling you."

Luo Sha immediately put away her smirk, talking nonsense in a serious manner.

"There's no~"

The veins on Feijian's forehead popped up, looking at Luo Sha's face, he wanted to push him to the ground and step on him hard.It's a pity that this guy's wings are too hard, and he can't do what he wants.He could only find another way to get him to speak.

After all, Uncle Snake understood Luo Sha.He took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket and threw them on the table, and said very calmly.

"enough?"

Seeing that Luo Sha didn't answer, but just squinted and peeked, Uncle Snake continued to amplify his moves.

"enough?"

"enough?"

"enough?"

"That's enough! Please sit down, sir, I'll make tea right away~" Luo Sha made a few gold dust stools with a flattering face, and respectfully invited everyone to sit down.Then asked kindly.

"Pu'er or Tieguanyin?"

Tobima: I want to hit him even more.