Everyone Hates Dementors at Hogwarts

"boom!!"

The entire auditorium exploded instantly, and Draco couldn't even close his mouth!

Did he hear wrongly?This stinky girl was teasing the dean just now!

Merlin, please open your eyes!

Snape's sleeves moved automatically without wind, and even McGonagall didn't dare to interrupt at this time. After all, Snape usually just had no expression, unlike now where he can directly use it as gunpowder by scraping off a layer of skin from his face. use.

"Dement! You are so good! Dumbledore! Put that damn Sorting Hat on this brave little witch again!"

He picked up Wan Mi's collar and strode towards the desk of the faculty and staff. The excellent quality collar strangled Wan Mi's neck tightly, but she seemed to be enjoying it as if she had drunk a love potion, without any discomfort.

'Dip, the charm value is +60, and the current charm value is 108.Upgrade? '

'Dip, it is detected that the system level is too low and it will be automatically upgraded. During the process, the system will sleep and restart. After the upgrade, the task module will be enabled. Please stay tuned. '

'Hey, the upgrade is in progress, the upgrade countdown is 24:00:00' "Big... big... what have you done, this is...'

Xiao Wan didn't even have time to say the words "old pervert" before he was forced to log off.

Good guy, even Xiao Wan didn't expect that the original self-destruction and other explosions directly blew it up to its initial state. She asked why she hadn't loaded the mission module for so long, and she had always been at level 0 before!

She wants to report it!She wants to make suggestions to the main system!How can we not install a self-checking system for them! !

Xiao Wan rested in extreme anger, leaving Wan Mi to face the storm alone.

"What are you doing! Let her go!"

Sirius felt inexplicably unhappy when he saw Snape, especially when he saw his expression as if he was about to eat honey alive. He subconsciously turned on the rampage mode and rushed over to stop Snape.

"Well! Confront the professor! Twenty points from Gryffindor!"

"you!"

Harry rushed over to stop Sirius, "Lance, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!"

Harry didn't understand what Sirius was worried about?Although Wanmi does look dangerous, Snape is a professor after all.

And he heard that Professor Snape didn't like Gryffindor very much. Was he sure that rushing in would not make things worse?

Of course, even Wanmi didn't appreciate Sirius' worries. She even took the time to slap Sirius on the butt with an iron rod when she was sneaking past him.

"What are you yelling about! He can carry it whenever he wants!"

Wan Mi's brows only furrowed for a moment before turning into obsession again.

Just kidding, she has never smelled food so good!

In the strong taste of 'despair', 'sadness', and 'repentance', there is also a bit of bitterness of 'beauty', a bit of sourness of 'expectation', and a bit of spiciness of 'protection' !

Oh my God!What a delicacy this is!Why is my ration Sirius?Although that one is equally delicious, but...it can't be compared!Even Harry's 'pure' over the top taste can't be compared!

Woohoo!Food like this should be cherished!You can’t eat it, but it tastes good if you smell it!

Yes, Wan Mi made up her mind not to eat this delicacy, not only because of her responsibility for her own food rations, but also because she knew clearly that this food must be poisonous and one bite would definitely make her addictive!

Between enjoying it for a while and then returning astray, or staying rational, Wan Mi chose the latter with the only thinking she had now.

Therefore, on the premise that he did not feel any embarrassment or resistance, even Dumbledore did not dare to touch the teacher's brow at this time, and quickly invited the cursing Sorting Hat out again.

"Why why! We agreed to do it once a year! Why did you let me come out again... Oh! It's this kid again!"

"Again! Score! One! Time! Court!"

Snape snatched the sorting hat and put it on Wanmi's head. He heard the sound of Snape squeezing it out through his teeth. He had a premonition that if he didn't do it, he would be ruthlessly beaten by those big hands. Shred, literally.

"Oh, okay, okay, but haven't we separated? I can only say, Si..."

"kindness?!"

The Sorting Hat paused when he heard Snape's threatening voice.

"grid……"

' Sorted into Slytherin! '

Hearing that voice again, if the Sorting Hat really had eyes, it really wanted to cry!

When you guys fight, please don't take pity on me!Weak!The helpless Sorting Hat is caught in the middle!

In desperation, the Sorting Hat made a decision using the little wisdom Godric Gryffindor had given it.

'Little witch... which college do you want to go to? '

I'm so smart!Let this little witch make her own decision, that'll be fine! !

Of course Wanmi also heard that voice. She didn't understand why she had to go to Slytherin to get things, but...

'Which college is this professor from? '

The Sorting Hat thought that Wan Mi hated this professor and answered him happily.

'Severus Snape, I remember sorting him into Slytherin, is now Head of Slytherin. '

In fact, if it weren't for the fear of that voice, the Sorting Hat would even want to pour some dirty water on Slytherin, so that this little witch can go to any house!

'real?Then I go to Slytherin! '

……

Haha, it's over, dear Godric's father, your little wizard hat may be looking for you soon, goodbye!

"Slytherin!"

The Sorting Hat desperately... shouted this sentence tremblingly and quickly added: "She chose it herself!"

The same sorting scene, but the difference is that the auditorium at this time is so quiet that even a pin dropping on the ground can be clearly seen.

"Haha, good, really good. I hope you have fun in Slytherin!"

Snape pinched the tip of the wizard's hat tightly and gave it back to Dumbledore fiercely. After thinking about it, he felt very angry.

"Slytherin... deduct 3 points!"

During the rest of the meal, everyone kept quiet in a tacit understanding. A few students even looked at Wan Mi sympathetically from time to time. They should have a potion class in the afternoon, right?

Of course, Wanmi was unaware of all this. She happily sat in her seat and ate chocolate pie.

"Laugh! You're still laughing! You actually caused Slytherin to deduct points! The dean himself deducted points!"

"What are you afraid of? Didn't Gryffindor also lose points? Twenty!"

Draco was so angry at this heartless girl, "I don't care, you have to be responsible and come back!"

Thinking of something, he grinned evilly at Wan Mi, "I'm afraid you didn't look at the class schedule. The first class in the afternoon is the dean's potions class."

"Really? Then I won't go back to sleep!"

Wan Mi's eyes brightened even more, "I'll come with you later, I don't know the road."

Draco: So you still want to skip class?How can I stop talking when I don't want to talk for a moment?

Ps:

Draco: There's a Dean's class in the afternoon, and you're going to die.

Wanmi: Oh my god!What kind of magical luck?Delightful!

Draco: Goodbye!

Gower: She's so brave!Just like I ate twenty pizzas in a row!