Everyone Hates Dementors at Hogwarts

"Host! I won't let you down! I'm just asking you to do a heart-throb mission!"

"What a monster! How can I, the Holy Mother Lotus, tolerate a monster like you dominating me! I'm going to explode!"

"Holy crap! You're the only one who knows how to blow yourself up! No one among us will survive! I'll blow up!"

If there is an afterlife, I will find a host in the modern plane. Ancient times were too closed!Immortal cultivators are also out of date!

System Yaoyao used his last energy to jump through time and space while his consciousness was dying, and fell into a deep sleep.

"I hope God will bless me and throw me into modern times..."

"Hey, a large number of creatures were detected near the drop..."

"Dip, living organisms are uncivilized..."

"Hey, all intelligent creatures have weak vitality..."

"Hey, semi-civilized creatures are detected, and the hosting is automatically launched..."

"Hey, after comparison, the life fluctuations of semi-civilized creatures are relatively stable, and they are being bound..."

"Hey, the system has a slight malfunction. Please repair the system in time... The system has a slight malfunction... Please repair the system in time... No response from the system..."

A Dementor squatted blankly at the door of Sirius' cell where he was sleeping, watching as a small luminous disk jumped left and right above her and Sirius's heads in mid-air, and finally flew down towards him.

"Insect...Insect...Insect..."

"Hey, the heartthrob system is successfully bound. System Yaoyao is sleeping. The charm value has accumulated to 100 points and System Yaoyao wakes up."

"Hey, it was detected that the host's current heartthrob charm value is 0, activation failed, and there are no tasks yet."

This dementor didn't know where the sound came from. In fact, in the endless years before, she couldn't hear the sound, and she didn't even have this bit of self-awareness.

He looked around and saw no one else except Sirius who was sleeping.

"Wan...Wanmi?"

The Dementor only remembered these two words, and he suddenly remembered that when he came to Sirius in the morning to practice speaking, Sirius asked him what his name was.

"Wan...Wanmi."

His hoarse voice couldn't tell the difference between male and female, but it was obvious that the dementor was in a good mood.

"Ah, ah!"

The Dementor didn't know how to pronounce Sirius's name. He walked around in circles twice, and finally, he picked up a branch and stretched it into the iron fence.

Poke, "Ah..."

Poke again, "Ah..."

Poke again, "Ah..."

"Stop! You're annoying me so much! Look at which dementor is talking to the prisoner! You should be able to talk! I'm so annoying!"

Sirius had woken up long ago, but he was only interested in the talking dementor when he saw it in the morning. Now it's midnight, and he just wants to sleep!

"Hey, the charm value is +2, the current charm value is 2."

The little dementor ignored the voice that had been nagging him since the beginning, and of course he couldn't quite understand it.

Sirius's angry mood made him feel a sense of comfort. He thought, maybe this Sirius was feeling comfortable now, so...

After poking it, the dementor pointed at himself again, "Wan... honey..."

"What are you doing! Prisoners have no human rights! Normally they can come here and take a few puffs, but now they don't let them sleep!"

"Ah~, Wan...mi..."

The little dementor stubbornly repeated the two words that he had just barely remembered.

Sirius scratched his head irritably. He suddenly remembered the scene in the morning when he teased the dementor and asked him his name, and he was so anxious that he was spinning in place like a mad dog...

I'm afraid this guy didn't just come up with a name that he thought about all day long!

But at the moment, Sirius doesn't want to expose this dementor that he can't deal with.

"Oh, your name is... Wanmi, right? I understand. It sounds like a girl's name. Are you a female dementor? Do you know that beautiful women need to go to bed early and get up early? This is called beauty sleep."

"Wanmi... girl..."

The dementor's eyes hidden under his cloak became cold. Is Wanmi a girl?

From this moment on, this dementor had the concept of being a girl.

He, oh no, when this dementor became aware of gender, it should be called her.

She couldn't quite understand Sirius's sentence which was too long for her at present, but she knew that the other party had also learned her name.

The names exchanged between the two people were the accomplices that the crazy woman was arguing about, right?

Wanmi turned around and left the door of Sirius' cell with great satisfaction. She saw the Dementors perched on the surrounding dead trees from a distance, swaying like rags in the wind. Wanmi instinctively did not want to get close to them.

Since a few days ago - it should be a few days ago, when she had no concept of time, a dementor circled around her twice and sent her a signal: "Why has your smell changed?"

From then on, she instinctively didn't want to stay with them, they were different, and she knew it.

When the first ray of sunshine and white clouds shone on Wan Mi, she was awakened by the heat.

She had a very strange feeling, and she felt very uncomfortable. She drifted down the dead tree and found a shaded place to cool off. Two dementors were already hiding there.

'Are you eating alone? '

A Dementor who was relatively close to her sniffed her.

Wanmi probably guessed that the emotion caused by her just now was one of their food. Humans probably called it irritable?

She remembered that it didn't taste very good, not as delicious as fear.

But...does that mean she won’t have to starve on her own in the future?

Sirius was basking in the sunlight that leaked through the high window. It had been raining for several days recently, so it was too humid!Now I can feel the jumping dance steps of fleas all over my body.

"Little... little wolf heart..."

Sirius glared at me and turned around, "Why are you here again? Didn't I tell you that I don't have the food you want?"

"Not hungry."

After saying two words with difficulty, Wanmi took the branch from yesterday and started poking Sirius.

"What are you doing again!"

"anger."

Wan Mi spat out two words without thinking and continued poking.

Sirius grabbed the branch and threw it into the back of the cell.

Wan Mi didn't respond at all, turned around and went out, and came back soon carrying an iron bar that was removed from the fence of an unknown cell.

poke...

Sirius……

"What do you want to do? Just say no..."

"What...what it feels like."

"Ok?"

"What, feeling."

"I'm helpless. Is it okay? I'm convinced. Is it okay? Can't you just let me catch fleas quietly for a while?"

So this feeling is called helplessness?Wanmi wrote it down, and in the morning, she reviewed anger, irritability and helplessness on Sirius.

"are you crazy!"

Sirius, who realized he was being used as a teaching tool, cursed and planned to ignore the weird dementor again.

"are you crazy!"

"what?"

"Does it sound like my tone?"

Sirius: Come in!I'll fucking kill you!

'Dip, charm value +2, current charm value is 4. '

The Dementor reacted, and this time he finally realized that the inexplicable sound appeared in his mind, but...

La la la la la la!So happy, I mastered three emotions today!No, this is what I call happiness!

La la la la Ali!I’m so happy, I mastered four abilities today!

Sirius looked at the dementors acting like dogs outside the door, thought for a moment, picked up a stone and rolled it around twice.

"biu~"

The stone just hit the rag strips twitching all over the Dementor's body, and was bounced back with a "clang" sound, hitting Sirius in the forehead.

"what?"

The dementor took a look at his rags and found nothing, so he decided to run out and have some fun.

Sirius……

'Dip, charm value +1, current charm value is 5. '