Hokage: I am a Gu Dao Immortal

Aoba Grocery Store, No. [-], Lane [-], Central Street, Konoha Village.

At this time, the small door of the grocery store was tightly closed, but there were angry curses coming from inside the door.

"Damn, it really stinks to step on a horse, and Kushina, didn't you remind this woman not to release her in a crowded place? Why didn't you listen?"

Aoba was behind the grocery store door, pressing his back against the small door, fearing that the stench from outside would seep in.

His face turned pale, and there were tears and runny nose.

Aoba's physique is unusual, but he seems to be more sensitive to this smell.

So much so that he overreacted and tears and snot flowed out uncontrollably.

"You have to open your eyes and nose quickly, otherwise the sense of sight and smell will not be closed."

The Zhoutian physical training technique covers the meridians and acupuncture points all over the human body. As long as you practice the corresponding acupoints and meridians, you can control them freely.

If you can't train your eyes and nose, you won't be able to resist the stench.

But he's still okay because there are people more unlucky than him.

Just now, just now.

Although Aoba had told Kushina to forget what the Gu got from him when she left the store.

But Aoba is very curious about what Kushina will do after getting the Gu worm.

So he quietly climbed onto the roof of the grocery store and jumped to Center Street to watch the parade.

Today is Danzo's vote-seeking parade, with balloons, banners, floats... everything.

Those who came to help Danzo Shimura win votes should all be members of the Shimura clan.

Danzo Shimura is the leader of the Shimura clan, and it is natural for the Shimura clan members to help their clan leader win votes.

The parade started from the Konoha Gate and marched to the center of Konoha Village. Beyond that was the Hokage Building and various administrative agencies.

There is a small square in the center of Konoha, which is the end of the parade and the starting point for the Hokage candidate's personal canvassing.

The entire village would be drawn to the central square of Konoha by the procession, where it would be perfect for the Hokage candidate to promote his ideas and achievements.

Aoba started from the rooftop and jumped through three streets and alleys. When he arrived at the central square of Konoha, he wanted to see Shimura Danzo make a fool of himself.

Unexpectedly, Kushina placed the [-] times Stinky Fart Gu in the central square in advance.

And the location is particularly good, under the podium where Shimura Danzo gave his speech.

Once the Hundred Times Stinky Fart Gu is triggered, Danzo Shimura will be the first to suffer.

Sure enough, the old thief Danzo made his debut during the introduction of the publicist.

Although Danzo Shimura was still wearing the same shabby outfit, he had a smile on his face, and it seemed that he was doing well recently.

When Aoba saw Shimura Danzo's first reaction, he knew that this old guy had something good coming to his door recently.

I just don't know if it's about Namikaze Minato or something else.

No matter what it was, Danzo Shimura's plan was successful.

It's a pity that there is a saying that goes well, extreme joy brings sorrow.

Just when Shimura Danzo came to the stage to give a speech with a hypocritical smile, just when he stepped into the middle of the podium, just when he was about to impassionedly promote his theory of the Darkness of Konoha.

boom!

A burst of explosions sounded, and the entire podium was wrapped in colorful smoke.

The smoke was so colorful and beautiful that the villagers listening below thought it was the atmosphere created by the organizers.

Clap!Clap!Clap!

The stage was colorful, and there were bursts of applause from the audience.

Under Aoba's fiery eyes, he easily discovered that a large part of the villagers in the audience were the navy hired by Danzo Shimura.

Spending money to flatter yourself is something Danzo Shimura can do.

However, what happened next was tragic. As soon as the colorful fog dispersed, a terrifying scene appeared in the central square.

vomit!vomit!vomit!

Before there was applause one after another, now there is the sound of vomiting one after another.

The audience was all nauseated and vomited by the colorful stench.

They were not the worst off. The auditorium was still a little far away from the podium, and the square was spacious, so the audience could run outside.

"Help, help me, I can't breathe."

"Stinky, it stinks so much. What makes it smell so stinky?"

"Shimura Danzo farted. It was Shimura Danzo's colorful fart. It stinks so damn much."

"Whoever wants to support such a stinky candidate will go, but I won't go anyway."

"Damn, it's only 1 taels, why are you trying so hard? I won't work in this navy anymore."

"Take me with you, Made. It stinks so bad. I don't know if my wife will let me sleep with me when I get home."

The audience roared and fled into the surrounding streets.

Fortunately, the wind was not strong today, so the colorful stench spread relatively slowly. Some of the quick-footed people had already run out of the square.

The audience in the audience can run away, but Danzo Shimura on the podium and the staff behind the podium are miserable.

They are the main target of the odor attack, the center of the stench, the smell is so strong that there is no escape.

Ah!

A scream came from the center of the colorful mist. The sound and tone were much more tragic than those of the spectators on the periphery.

A shadow flew out of the stench.

Danzo yelled as he cried for his father and mother.

"Who is it? Who launched the attack? I...I am so angry."

"vomit!"

The stench filled his brain, and Danzo Shimura's face looked more ferocious than ever.

Not only is he ferocious, but he is also vomiting and ferocious at the same time. I am afraid he will even vomit out yesterday's midnight snack.

The smell was so strong that it was unbearable. As a result, Danzo, who had just rushed out, rolled his eyes and fell unconscious before he could escape from the poisonous circle.

Haha, what’s even more amazing is that the staff behind the scenes can’t bear the stench.

"No...not good, hurry...hurry up and rescue Danzo-san."

Before they could say a few words or take a few steps, these staff members fell down one after another.

Apparently, the stench was too strong and he fainted from the stench.

Haha, even Danzo's strength couldn't stop the stench, and those Shimura clan members couldn't stop it even more.

Aoba was enjoying the show, but three ninjas in black animal masks flew out of nowhere.

"No, there was an attack."

"Hurry up and take action, here is Lord Danzo."

Three ANBU ninjas appeared out of nowhere and took action one after another, as if to save Shimura Danzo below.

However, when they saw the poisonous circle, their expressions immediately changed.

It stinks, it stinks so much, it stinks beyond all smell.

The three people's figures immediately stopped.

Finally, the three or three people looked at each other, and someone made a suggestion.

"It stinks... this... everyone, I think this attack is not simple. We... we should go back and report to the Hokage first."

Another person continued.

"Well, that makes sense. This matter is important and obviously related to the Hokage election. We'd better report it to the Hokage first for him to make a decision."

The last person seemed to think that the reason was not enough and continued to add.

"What you two said makes sense. I think it's better to keep this place as it is. Mainly because there are traces of the thief on the scene. Protecting the scene will also facilitate future detection."

Anyway...the three of them don't want to go out there to fish for people, especially from a pile of shit.