Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

After enjoying three barrels of carefully cooked ceramic grain protein porridge, Ohm left the restaurant first and came to the lawn outside the castle at the call of the carpenter uncle Bernal.

"Mr. Andre has built something really awesome." Bernal struggled to walk in the snow that was as thick as his knees, exhaling big clouds of white air. "He didn't let me tell you. He had to call me Go over and see for yourself!”

Ohm raised one eyebrow in confusion. In his memory, Grandpa Andre was very good at repairing radios and televisions. On several occasions, he even just patted the back of the TV's head hard to make the screen full of snowflake noise. Clear picture.

So, what awesome things can this mechanic build?

Could it be...a TV that can walk on its own?So you can watch TV anytime, anywhere?

Just as they were thinking, there was suddenly a deafening sound of engines overhead, and Ohm and Bernard both raised their heads and looked into the sky.

I saw the muscular old man Andre with his bare upper body driving a wheelless motorcycle that had been extensively modified and covered with large geometric ceramic armor plates, and he was riding wildly while laughing wildly. Crushing through the wind and snow, it swooped towards Ohm.

Bernal exclaimed and was about to lie down on the side, but Ohm grabbed him by the back of the collar first and stood there staring at the motorcycle head that was approaching him rapidly.

He believed in Grandpa Andre. This old man had a very delicate heart under his rough appearance.

Sure enough, seeing Ohm motionless, Andre released the accelerator smoothly, followed the manic inertia to perform a perfect drift, and stopped firmly in front of Ohm.

The motorcycle was always suspended twenty centimeters above the ground. Andre stood up from the motorcycle and raised his hand to pat Ohm on the shoulder: "Little devil, you are finally taller than grandpa, hahahahaha !!!How’s it?! My new car is nice, isn’t it!”

As they got closer, Ohm finally recognized that Grandpa Andre was riding Hagrid's flying motorcycle!He even asked Hagrid to ride on it when he went to Gringotts to exchange Galleons for Galleons.Ohm asked the old man in surprise: "You modified this yourself?!"

Before Andre could speak, Bernal complained first: "How could he have done it himself? Iggy and I have been tortured to death by him these days. Every day we are either dismantling this or pretending to be that. Fortunately, that one is a bit buckled. The little girl with teeth feels sorry for us old people, so she went to find your big skeleton to help, otherwise Iggy and I would be dead now——"

"Bah! You are going to die on your own!" Old Iggy and Hagrid came from the hut in the distance, followed by Servant 005. He shouted to Bernal from a distance: "I just saw my daughter getting married. Are you going to curse me to death?! Will it hurt you?"

"Andre! Hiccup..." Hagrid's face was flushed, he was walking unsteadily, and he was hiccupping from wine. "You've finished riding the motorcycle, now you have to let me - hiccup - ride it. …”

These four old men have been living in Hagrid's cabin for the past few days. Although they are drinking and drinking every day, they have not been delayed at all in the work at hand.

Andre let out a "ha", pointed his thumb over his shoulder at Hagrid behind him, and said to Ohm: "Don't be like this big wizard guy in the future! It doesn't matter if you are drunk, but you are still driving a motorcycle! It's a loss. I also played with motorcycles for a few years before. I just took apart the shabby sidecar and the wheels that were no longer used, and also made the engine clean! Plus, your big skeleton helped me carve some weird things. The characters are up, this big beauty is even more charming now than when she was new!"

"Have you ever played with motorcycles?!" Ohm was a little surprised at first, but after thinking about it, he was right. Isn't the leather jacket full of sharp rivets that Mr. Andre often wears the most common outfit for motorcycle gangs? .

"It's not just for fun." Bernal added, "After he retired from the battlefield, he gathered a large group of comrades to create a speeding gang called the 'Legendary Blacksmith'. Because he was the biggest and the best at fighting, He was also called 'Boxing Champion Andre'."

"When I drove my motorcycle to blow up the street and fight, you kid didn't even take off your diaper!" Andre punched Bernal in the chest, turned to Ohm and roared: "I know you wizards are still here. Ride those girly broomsticks! Oh my little devil, look at my hoverbike. Is it more manly than those wizard guys sitting on the broomstick with their balls?! Hahahahaha!"

Ohm's eyes lit up.

Since it is now known that Apparition has to go through the subspace, in order to avoid attracting the attention of the evil gods of subspace, Professor Dumbledore has informed all wizards in the UK that for the sake of life safety, he calls on everyone to reduce the frequency of unnecessary use of Apparition.

Although the starting point was good, without the convenient means of travel such as apparation, wizards felt as if they had returned to the Middle Ages and could only rely on brooms and flying carpets to travel.

Since the use of flying carpets has been banned in the UK, wizards now have to ride a broom through the wind and snow if they want to visit distant places. By the time they get there, people are almost freezing.

Although there is a cushion charm fixed on the broom, it is not just playing with your own basket and pole.But this seat cushion is just like a bicycle seat. If you sit for a long time, your balls will still feel tight, and you will easily fall off if you want to adjust your sitting position.

But motorcycles are different. Their larger size means they have more space for modifications, whether it’s a permanent thermostat or adding a transparent cushion!And the seat of the motorcycle is at least much more spacious than a thin broom!

Now, during this special period when the use of Apparition is banned for all, it is the best time to promote this comfortable and safe hoverbike to wizards!

Moreover, as long as some armor plates are added like Grandpa Andre's, and a few Fiorina-designed bolters are hung below, these hovering motorcycles that ignore the terrain are the best vehicles to assist the Thunder Warriors in charging on the battlefield.

However, Grandpa Andre is undoubtedly an ordinary person. How does he control this wizard's vehicle?

Ohm leaned close to Grandpa Andre's ear and shouted loudly: "Grandpa Andre, your motorcycle is so manly! How did you drive it?!"

"Just, it starts driving like this!" Andre twisted the accelerator in confusion, causing the hoverbike to rush forward a short distance. "It's no different from driving an ordinary motorcycle! Do you want to learn? I'll teach you!"

"Supreme Lord, I may be able to answer your doubts." Servant 005 stepped forward and saluted Ohm with an eagle salute. There was a huge lightning-shaped scratch on his forehead, which looked like it was specially polished with something. from.

After seeing Ohm nod, 005 pointed to the motorcycle's engine and said: "I found a very special set of runes in the cylinder. They are neither runes nor alchemy runes. I haven't found them in the library either. The corresponding rune system may be a rune unique to a certain clan. Its function is to convert heat into magic power, and only heat is needed to trigger it. In other words, whether it is a wizard or an ordinary person, as long as it is given The car provides enough fuel to drive it.”