Football: Banned for life, forced to travel to Europe

Cesc Fabregas is dribbling forward in midfield and there is no one in front of him.

Busquets, who was supposed to be in charge of intercepting in the midfield, has pressed into Chelsea's half in order to support Messi's offense.

And Pique and Umtiti were afraid of being blamed, so they retreated deeper.

Why is Fabregas so polite?Just dribble the ball forward.

When Fabregas rushed to the top of the Barcelona arc, Umtiti had to step forward to defend. The French central defenders were stupid. Why did he come to defend every time? What about other defensive players?

Of course, the others were not idle. Alves did not attack this time. He was always by Salah's side, Alba was close to Di Maria, and Pique was always by Wish's side, never leaving.

Barcelona's defense seems to be very tight, but there is actually one biggest problem-let Pique defend alone and make a wish?

It's definitely unstoppable...

Seeing this, Fabregas sent a through kick. The corner kick was passed very carefully and passed to the right foot of the wish, while Pique was stuck on the left side by the wish, and he could not steal the ball at all.

Pique couldn't even see the ball...

When Pique saw the football, Wishing had already swung his right leg. It was too late for Pique to block it, and he was powerless to block it—he couldn’t squeeze through at all!

To make a wish, you only need to lock your position, wait for Fabregas to pass the ball, and then take a shot. It is easier than in the training game. At least in the training game, there are two central defenders sandwiching one left and one right to make a wish.

In this way, the football pierced Ter Stegen's ten fingers for the fourth time and flew into Barcelona's goal...

"4 to 0! Hat trick!"

"Unbelievable! Chelsea lead Barcelona by four goals at home!"

"WTF! This has to be the craziest game I've ever seen in my life!"

"I think this may be the worst defeat of Barcelona under Enrique!"

"The former Cosmos team Barcelona, ​​was rubbed on the ground by the current Cosmos team Chelsea, and was unable to fight back. Is this still Barcelona? Is this really not Juventus?"

"At first I thought that teams like Sevilla and Juventus were too weak, but I was wrong. I have to admit that this Chelsea team is simply invincible, they are invincible!"

Juventus fans are disgusted...

The commentators’ flattery is still going on. After they finished bragging about Chelsea, they are about to start bragging about making a wish. Poet He naturally bears the brunt. “Facing Barcelona, ​​it’s no longer news to make a wish and complete a hat-trick.”

"Wishing against Barcelona four times, minus the red card at the beginning of the game, he completed a total of two hat-tricks, a poker trick, scored ten goals, his performance is amazing."

It's really amazing, the commentary seats are boiling, except for the commentator in Catalonia, everyone is shouting the name of the wish.

Just like what Poet He said, wishing to complete a hat-trick against Barcelona is not news, but what is amazing is that the first half of the game is not over yet. Wishing completed the hat-trick and Chelsea led Barcelona by four goals...

If calculated according to this efficiency, a hat-trick will be made in the second half, and six goals will be scored in a single game... Four goals are called poker tricks or big fours, and five goals are called Wuzi Dengke. What are the six goals called?

Jinliufu?Liuliu Dashun?

The commentators had already made their names there, nobody cared about Barcelona, ​​it was a massacre.

That's right, massacres.

Although the game is not over yet, seeing the expressions on the faces of the Barcelona players, even pseudo-fans know that they have no fighting spirit.

Perhaps the most die-hard Barcelona fans will post a post on Hupu or Tieba called "Waiting for Barcelona's 4-5 reversal to enter", but sensible people know that Barcelona is powerless and their revenge has failed up...

The hatred between Wishing and Barcelona has added a new stroke. If it was still at odds before, it must be immortal now.

But I don't care about making a wish at all, so what if I don't die?Anyway, Barcelona can't beat him, he likes the way the Barcelona players hate him, and they can't kill him, killing and killing him.

Completed the wish of the hat-trick, this time did not provoke the Barcelona players, he no longer needs to be provoked.

Wishing stood in Barcelona's penalty area with his hands raised high. This is his most iconic celebration, and the Chelsea fans also joined in. They applauded rhythmically and chanted the name of Wishing at the same time.

"Wow, make a wish!"

"Wow, make a wish!"

In this way, Wishing returned to his own half with his hands raised amidst the cheers of Chelsea fans, just like a king patrolling his territory and accepting the cheers of his people.

Then, Wishing stood still in the middle circle, looking ready to go, everyone could see that he was going to score a goal!

But after Barcelona kicked off, Fabregas stopped the wish to rush out and press, "Toro, don't be impulsive, play according to the tactics."

Wishing to take a look at the Barcelona players who had no intention of attacking at all, and only swayed in the backcourt, shrugged and stopped.

Chelsea players also need to rest. Cesc Fabregas is right, leading by four goals, he should slow down.

While wanting to rest, he had no intention of fighting. In this way, until the end of the first half, the score was still 4-0, and Chelsea, who played at home, took the lead.

When the referee Blüch blew the whistle to end the first half, everyone could clearly see that the Barcelona players breathed a sigh of relief, and they walked towards the player tunnel without looking back.

The commentators are still reminiscing about this thrilling first half.

This first half was beyond everyone's expectations. Perhaps they could have imagined that Chelsea would take the lead, but no one expected such a big lead...

Poet He started again, "Chelsea had a huge lead in the first half. Enrique must make adjustments. After all, we want to see a close game, not a unilateral massacre."

"Hey, when I made a wish before the match, I said in an interview that I wanted to end the suspense in the first round. At that time, everyone thought he was bragging, but now it seems that the wish is going to come true!"

Indeed, many people thought of the interview before the wish-making match. None of them thought that wish-making was not just talking, but was really preparing to end the match in the first round.

Everyone remembered Chelsea’s trip to the Champions League this season. They ended the suspense early in the group stage and qualified first in the group. When they faced Sevilla in the top [-], they won five goals in the first game. The suspense is over.

When the quarter-finals faced Juventus, they won the first game by four goals, and the suspense of the second game disappeared.

Now it's Barcelona's turn...