Football: Banned for life, forced to travel to Europe

"Old Xu, what are you going to challenge today?"

Lu Wen hugged the soccer ball, and looked excitedly at Wishing, who was doing warm-up exercises.

Wishing was stretching meticulously, and after finishing a set of movements, he said slowly, "One minute heel ball."

"The last record was 120. Are you going to break the record today?"

Lu Wen carefully put the newly bought Canon 550d on the tripod. This camera costs more than 5000 yuan, so it must not be broken.

"The record is definitely going to be broken, but not too many. It should be around 125. There must be some room for the next time."

Wishing to walk to Lu Wen, pretending to check the camera.

Lu Wen looked up and made a wish like an iron tower, "Have you grown taller again?"

"Yeah." Wishing did two chest expansion exercises, "I measured it yesterday, and it's exactly 1.9 meters."

Lu Wen whispered, "We both eat the same food, how did you grow so fast?"

Wishing didn't respond, but took the football and bounced it a few times skillfully, then walked to the middle of the field, nodded to Lu Wen, "Let's start."

Lu Wen walked around behind the camera, picked up a stopwatch, and gave Wishing a thumbs up.

Make a wish and throw the ball into the sky, then turn around, and start to bounce the ball with your heels, once, again, as if you are tap dancing, very skillful.

Lu Wen was in a daze. He really didn't understand why the wishing ball was so powerful.

Last month, he wished to bounce the ball 47200 times in a row with both feet, directly breaking the Guinness World Record, 200 times more than the original record.And it took less time, only 8 hours and 35 minutes.

If Lu Wen hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that a 1.9-meter-long man weighing more than 200 kilograms could feel so good on the ball.

It's like Zhang Fei embroidering flowers, it's too freaking out of harmony.

But he has such a good sense of the ball to make a wish, but he is very bad at kicking the ball. He can't stop the ball and shoot well. Lu Wen really can't figure it out...

Just when Lu Wen was in a daze, Wishing had already walked over with the football in his arms, and waved his hand in front of him.

"It's over?" Lu Wen subconsciously asked back, and then glanced at the stopwatch, 1 minute was up.

After watching the replay, Lu Wen exclaimed in surprise, "126 times, you are so awesome, brother, this time the video views will definitely exceed one million."

Wishing completely unmoved, he threw the football into Lu Wen's chest, "It's your turn."

Lu Wen quickly ran to the wishing station with the football in his arms, and started his performance.

Oxtails, Marseille gyrations, fried meatballs, and rainbow dribbles all came once, and finally there was a burst shot, and the football fell into the net.

"How? Did you record it?"

Wishing a thumbs up, Lu Wen said happily, "I'll leave the editing to you. I still have training later, so I'm leaving first."

Looking at Lu Wenyuan's back, making a wish was a little emotional.In fact, he envied Lu Wen's talent very much, but he couldn't do any of those extraordinary moves.

However, although Lu Wen's moves are fancy, he can't use any of them on the court.

Because Lu Wen's family business failed and went bankrupt, the coach of the sports school who had cared for him suddenly changed his face.Lu Wen's position has also retreated from the striker to the goalkeeper. If he retreats, he should be a ball boy.

Letting a boy in his early 1.7 meters to practice goalkeeper, this kind of thing will only happen in China.

This is nothing, in the original world of making a wish, Huaxia football has also come up with even more bizarre operations.

A goal scored with a header counts as two goals, and the outcome of the game is determined by drawing lots.

The most outrageous thing is that they can't even play match-fixing. The national football team met Xiangjiang in the last round of the German World Cup qualifiers. As long as the goal difference exceeds that of Kuwait in the same group, they can advance to the next stage.

Xiangjiang has no desires and desires, and is willing to cooperate with the national football team to score a goal difference, and the stoppage time of this game is longer than that of Kuwait, which means that the goal difference can be achieved through the score of the opposite side.

As a result, the vice chairman of the Football Association at the time miscalculated the goal difference. In the end, the national football team was eliminated and missed the next stage. He could copy the wrong open-book exams, which is really a joke in the world.

That's right, making a wish is a time traveler.

The wish in the previous life was also a football player, so it may not be accurate, he should be a football lover.

Because the wish in the previous life is similar to that of Lu Wen in this life. He has practiced football since he was a child, but he has not yet mastered the basic skills, and his family has gone bankrupt.

His coach was even more outrageous than Lu Wen's, and he was directly kicked out of the team by making a wish, which caused his studies to be neglected and his career path to come to an end.

The hopeless wish originally thought that he would spend such an unexciting life in such a muddle, but who knew that an accidental car accident made him travel to another world.

This world is similar to the previous world, especially in football, the national football team is still as outrageous as ever...

As the wish of the time travelers, not only did the time travel succeed, but they also obtained the coveted ball king system.

But this system is not very reliable.

Other systems either strengthen the various values ​​of the host, or give a powerful skill, and finally release a task that can be completed.

But the wishing king system didn't even have a novice gift package. It only gave him a video editing skill, and then adjusted his ball juggling attribute to 99.

Except for speed and stamina, none of Wish's other attributes exceeded 50, and the overall score was only 48.

In other words, with Wishing's current level, let alone the Chinese Super League, he can't even play in the Chinese Super League.

There is a fart for juggling the ball...

What's even more outrageous is that after wishing to cross over, he found that both his parents had died, he didn't even have any relatives, and the orphanage that adopted him had closed down.

Wishing at the age of 14, he could only go back to the small house left by his parents to live alone, and supported himself by doing odd jobs.

If it weren't for the neighbor Lu Wen who often helped him, he might have to go begging for food if he made a wish.

play football?If you don't have money to kick your ass, you can't get into a sports school.

Later, Lu Wen's family went bankrupt, and only after making a wish did he discover the magic of the system. He can make money by making videos of jumping balls!

Then an account called "player Xiaoxu" was born on major video platforms. Wishing began to use his ability to juggle the ball 99 times, challenging the world records one by one.

Jumping the ball with the head, jumping the ball with both feet, jumping the ball quickly in one minute, jumping the ball while walking...

Over the past year, Wishing has broken 8 Guinness World Records, and he has experience in the Internet age of later generations, and he knows how to break his own records.

Coupled with the system's built-in video editing function and the world's best music, Wishing gained hundreds of thousands of fans and became a well-known Internet celebrity player.

In 2010, there was no income from posting videos on video platforms, but I could receive advertisements if I made a wish.

All kinds of Taobao stores, A-version shoes, and plus-size men's and women's clothing are all money, and now he can earn tens of thousands of yuan a month by relying on advertisements.

Fortunately, the Internet is not perfect now, and there is no real-name requirement for posting videos. Otherwise, the wishing is underage, and the money is not easy to earn.

Later, I made a wish and invited Lu Wen to shoot together, and asked Lu Wen to do some fancy moves.

While making money, Wishing did not forget to hone his skills. After all, he has the ball king system, and it is too bad to be just an Internet celebrity player.

Fortunately, wishing that his attributes will also increase slowly during practice, in a year, most of his attributes have exceeded 50, and his highest physical fitness has reached 78, which means that his shooting card has not moved at 49 for more than a month.

Make a wish to place the football on the penalty spot, take a deep breath, run up and shoot, and the ball hits the net.

The system that hadn't responded for more than a year suddenly said, "Congratulations to the host, all attributes have exceeded 50, and the new function has been activated..."