Original God Traveler in Marvel

"Eileen Merriweather, Witt News is sending back a breaking news report from the scene at Esthers Mansion, a mutant rehab facility."

The female reporter on the police helicopter signaled the cameraman next to her to focus on the scene below, the scorched ground, the overturned burning car and the still burning flames.

A fat, curly-haired little boy was wearing a red coat, standing in the police circle with an angry look on his face.

The Fobolers confronted the boys with their guns in unison, and many ordinary people who watched the scene surrounded the cordon of the confrontation.

"It was an accident caused by a mutant boy who overturned two police cars, set fires everywhere, many people were injured, the police are controlling the situation."

The female reporter made a very professional explanation. Under the lens of the cameraman, the boy's emotions were clearly close to getting out of control.

"stay away from me!"

The boy's hands were red, like a wounded beast, he was vigilant against everyone around him who tried to get close to him.

"Fuckoff! Get the hell out!! Back off!!!"

The police officers retreated step by step holding their explosion-proof shields, but they still couldn't suppress the boy's excitement.

"I'm going to burn you to death, back off!!"

"Stay away from me! Do you want to die!"

The boy was panting quickly, his head was covered with sweat, although his mouth was clamoring, but there was anxiety and panic in his eyes that couldn't be concealed, it seemed that he didn't expect the incident to develop into such an out-of-control situation.

The rumbling sound attracted the attention of the female reporter.

A stealth fighter looms from above.

"The X-Men are on the scene, wait, it looks like the parking space for their planes has been taken by a taxi."

"Oh! Sorry, first come, first served guys, this is the seat of Mr. Deadpool's exclusive car, even if you are big, you can't take our little car by force."

The man on the fighter plane saw the man who jumped out of the taxi.

"It's that idiot Wade."

Wearing an X-Men uniform on the plane, a girl with neat short hair and black lips unbuttoned her seat belt and complained to the Colossus next to her: "Why is he here?"

"Hey, calm down everyone! Here comes your child negotiator."

Wade changed his equipment in the car, wearing a red suit with a knife on his back, his legs spread like a crab, and squeezed into the encirclement in this funny posture.

"Who is he?"

The female reporter couldn't help asking questions.

Wade raised his head and waved to the helicopter: "Me? I'm Eggman Superman."

"Haven't heard of Superman? Of course I'm not the same as that guy who wears panties. I believe in naturalism, so I don't wear anything..."

"Remember this is a real man."

He walked forward so confidently that the police officers next to him were suddenly taken aback, thinking that he was really some kind of 'expert' from somewhere, and no one came out to stop him from the beginning to the end.

Wade came to the bewildered commanding officer and raised his fist seriously.

"so, respect!"

(So, to you.)

When the officer tried to fist bump him, Wade withdrew his hand and turned in the boy's direction.

He didn't forget to give the police officer an 'order' in his mouth.

"Relax, officer."

"Watch me perform."

Speaking of which, Wade was about to walk towards the boy, but he suddenly felt his whole body lift up.

"what are you doing?"

Colossus, a big man, lifted Deadpool's hood and pulled Wade's feet off the ground.

"Hey big fool, put me down, what if you broke my Italian-made handmade headgear?!"

Wade's feet fluttered in the air, and there was a "呲啦" in his ear.

All of a sudden, his nose popped out of the hood.

"Oh, sorry~"

Colossus put Deadpool down, but the other party staggered and 'accidentally' hung on his pectoralis major.

"Deadpool, you are here to make trouble."

Warhead, that is, the female X-Men looked at Wade with her hands crossed and her chest unhappily.

"Oh, you're here too, little tiger. Of course you two always stay together. I didn't expect you to like this type. It's hard and cool, and there's a high probability that you won't turn a corner. Oh, your taste is so unique. "

"FUCKYOU Wade, I have a girlfriend."

Bullet chewed his gum and gave Deadpool the middle finger.

"Wait, what?!"

"What's wrong with her name Xuexu, you bastard."

Apparently Wade's surprised expression annoyed the female X-Men, and she responded bluntly.

"WOW, don't be so aggressive, I don't have any opinions on your lily's blooming attributes, my position of 'integrity' is very correct, PS I'm actually a little black sister (wrong), I can't see it haha."

Bullet rolled her eyes undisguisedly, and she questioned Deadpool:

"Let me interrupt you and say, what are you doing here?"

Wade pulled off the torn hood to save the bridge of his nose.

He seriously stated his purpose to the two:

"Of course it's the brave men who come here to do justice, da chicken crime, bah, fight crime, I don't like being a priest, or jumping into space."

"Hey, just act. Colossus might be tricked, but I won't."

Warhead shook his head.

"Nonono, I know, I have always been synonymous with pranks in your eyes, but Master Paimon made me wu."

Colossus became a little interested, and he asked curiously: "What?"

Wade: "As long as there is some effort in the planning, all the fools and executives can be turned into Beng Beng little round hats."

Bullet frowned: "What alien fart are you farting?"

"I don't understand. This is the question of the Nth wall. It is indeed too esoteric for you."

"Let me put it simply, I want to become a good person in the ordinary sense of what you say, that's it."

Wade beeped and successfully confused the two X-Men.

The commanding police officer on the side couldn't stand it anymore.

"Hey, can you stop chatting, this is already the fifth accident, this kid has to go into the ice box, can't stay here."

The ice box is an institution tacitly established by the X-Men and the New York government. It is a place where mutants and super-capable criminals who have made big mistakes or committed heinous crimes are detained.

Colossus reached out and made a soothing gesture to the police officer.

"It's a bit strict to put a child in there, maybe we can use a soft policy. We will persuade the child to go to Xavier College and have a serious education."

At this time, a young man in a white coat with a gloomy face who had been standing next to the police officer stood up to object.

"No, no, Russell has always been in charge of us and cannot go to jail. I promise, everything is under our control."

While the man was speaking, the background sound of Russell, the little boy, was behind him.

"I'm going to burn you to death, you're dead!"

Wade moved his gaze away, and pointed to Russell at the man: "Why can't I see that I'm 'in control'...uh, Marty."

"Your name is Glen." He casually said 'name'

A man in a white coat from a mutant rehabilitation institution: "Daniel, my name is Daniel."

"Okay, Miguel, listen to me."

Wade put on a serious 'professional attitude': "Let me talk to this kid, believe me, I am very experienced in getting along with children."

"The last little guy was fooled by me, bah, I persuaded him to take a week of small cake rations, yes, of course this is for the health of the children, yes, it's definitely not my greed."

(Pymon on the other side: Ah Qiu! Why are you so fat? Traveler, I seem to have caught a cold?)

Wade stared at the white coat: "Leave it to me, you can stay here with your strange and sexy secret lips."

"Let's go!!"

Just as he was about to take a step, there was a crisp shout from behind the crowd.

"Hey! That one over there, wants to run without paying the bill?"

"Oops, wait a minute."

Wade's ears moved, and he squinted his eyes and waved to the crowd who were looking at him because they didn't understand.

"Oops"

"My creditor has come after me."