[Comprehensive British and American] Konoha Ninja in New York Village

Spider-Man Peter Parker had no idea about his quirks when he was drunk before. Who told him that he had just grown up, and this was the first time he tasted the taste of alcohol, and it was also the first time he had been drunk since birth. When Peter woke up the next day and knew what he had done, he wished he could go back in time more than ten hours ago and strangle his stupid self to death.

Peter rubbed his short hair, "What have you done?"

Peter looked at the tooth marks on Uzumaki Naruto's face and the slightly swollen lips and covered his eyes. He asked himself again in his heart, "Peter, why do you become a kissing maniac when you are drunk?"

Peter Parker with a broken face: My first kiss qaq

In fact, Peter's summary of being a kissing maniac is not accurate. The correct statement is that he was hungry in the middle of the night and took two bites of Naruto, who looked like a conjoined twin, as if he were some kind of delicious food. What a coincidence. He bit Naruto's lips and even sucked hard twice, which caused Peter to see Naruto's slightly swollen lips when he woke up.

Naruto still didn't know what happened. He just heard Peter's scream. Naruto sat there and scratched his head, feeling a little thirsty and licked his lips. This little move almost frightened Peter to the point where he collapsed on the bed. Peter Not bothering to scream, he jumped from the bed to the ground as quickly as possible. Peter raised his hands and took the initiative to admit his mistake to Naruto, "Naruto idol, calm down and listen to my explanation. I didn't kiss you on purpose."

Uzumaki Naruto is obviously more powerful in terms of combat power, so Peter is worried that Naruto will "eat him alive" after noticing what he has done, so in Peter's view, taking the initiative to apologize is a necessary step.

Naruto frowned and still didn't know what happened. At this time, the guests who were awakened by Peter's screams ran over to see what happened, especially Tony who opened the door with a look of resentment and said to Peter: " Did you two fight? Peter Parker, you should be called Screech."

Tony, who opened the door and barged in, thought Peter was screaming because Naruto bullied him. Who knew that when he took a closer look, he found Peter standing barefoot on the floor, with embarrassment and guilt written all over his face. Tony frowned. Kokoro says things look different than he imagined.

"Uncle, good morning, please look at Peter. He apologized to me as soon as he woke up, saying he kissed me in the middle of the night."

Tony Stark:

Naruto's words were also heard by others present. Mark glanced at Eduardo carefully. According to his understanding of his damaged friend Tony, the probability that Tony, who has a defensive personality, would fix Peter was 100%. Eduardo noticed Mark's concern. Looking at him, he showed a sincere smile. Eduardo took a step back and yawned and said, "I haven't woken up yet. I'm going to rest for a while."

Mark looked at Eduardo with a keen eye. He felt that Eduardo had also mutated.

Mark glanced at Naruto, whose lips were red and swollen with teeth marks, and turned around silently to leave. He was thinking about whether he could squeeze into his room after catching up with Eduardo at this time.

On the other side, Dustin, who was worried about the world being in chaos, took out his mobile phone. He ran in front of Naruto and took several photos of Naruto's face. Dustin even patted Peter on the shoulder with a sympathetic look. , "Children hold on"

Tony, who was defensive, had already rolled up his sleeves. He looked at the culprit and clenched his fists, "Peter Parker, how dare you take advantage of our children?"

Natasha and others who were watching the excitement also imitated Eduardo and yawned, leaving the noisy room and preparing to go back to rest. As for Peter Parker, the other superheroes thought that he was Spider-Man after all, and his resistance to fighting was first-rate, and he had just woken up. Tony is absolutely unable to cause substantial damage, so instead of watching the excitement here, it is better to go back and make up for it.

Only Captain America Steve Rogers still had some conscience. He looked at Tony who was chasing Peter to hit someone and warned him: "Tony, be careful not to injure your wrist. If you injure your wrist, you won't be able to perform the next exercise." ”

Peter, who was avoiding Tony's attacks everywhere: Σっ°Д °っIs this what Captain America said? What is the moral standard?

Everyone protects their shortcomings, even Captain America. Although the child Naruto Uzumaki always calls him Grandpa Captain, Steve still likes him, so

Steve closed the door considerately. He stood at the door and touched his chin, thinking that if Peter became an Avenger in the future, he should give Peter a few friendly lessons. The few times he had just avoided Tony's attacks were really... There is no structure.

Naruto only realized what happened when he touched the teeth marks on his face. He watched Tony chasing Peter happily, thinking that after just a few laps, the uncle's amount of exercise this morning was completely up to standard. Peter, who was being chased by Tony, held his head and said sorry loudly. He didn't know that when he was drunk, he would turn into a kissing maniac. If he knew, he would never drag Naruto to sleep on the same bed.

Peter: qaq What should I do if I kissed an idol’s ninja? I will be hated by the idol.

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Peter was wrongly caught by Tony and gave him a lesson. Peter realized his mistake deeply, but some things are irreparable, such as his first kiss and Naruto's first kiss.

"The first kiss means the first kiss, right? Then you have misunderstood. This is not my first kiss."

When Naruto mentioned his first kiss, the first thing he thought of was the stinky Uchiha Sasuke. That kiss was called an accident. It was so unexpected that both of them wanted to erase everyone's memories. The second time they accidentally kissed Uchiha Sasuke. It was during a mission that their two hands were forced to be connected together, and they accidentally touched each other when they fell from the waterfall.

So Naruto, who had no first kiss at all, successfully went astray.

"I accidentally kissed Sasuke when we were in ninja school." Naruto deliberately showed a disgusted expression, at least it was not a good memory.

Tired and squatting on the ground, Peter was about to cry. He was lamenting his first kiss. He never thought that his first kiss would be given to a man, Uzumaki Naruto, whom he admired and liked very much. Tony was originally very angry because of Peter's "taking advantage", but after hearing what Naruto said, he sighed helplessly. He stretched out his hand and poked Naruto's forehead and said: "Uzumaki Naruto, is your only focus on the first kiss?"

"Hey, isn't that what happened?"

Iron Man Tony Stark had a feeling of hating iron but not steel. He felt that Uzumaki Naruto's emotional intelligence and IQ were completely hopeless. Tony turned around and was about to leave. He felt that it was a mistake to run over when he heard Peter's scream this morning. . After Tony left, Naruto and Peter were left in the room. Peter glanced at Naruto and his face immediately turned red. He hesitated and apologized again, "I'm sorry, Naruto, I didn't know I drank." Drunk and weird.”

"You mean bite me, it's okay, it's okay."

Naruto rubbed his cheek with his right hand, and when he took his palm off his cheek, Peter's teeth marks had disappeared. Naruto smiled at Peter and said in a very relaxed tone: "You see there are no teeth marks."

Peter: Wait, is that the wrong point?

Because Uzumaki Naruto had never been able to grasp the key point, this matter was easily revealed. The other adults in the villa had all been drunk, and they had done everything after being drunk, so Peter had the most quirks. It only caused them to smile ambiguously. At most, Dustin and Sean were not afraid of death to tease Peter about whether he had a crush on Uzumaki Naruto, which made Peter blush.

Everyone tacitly concealed the fact that Peter was Spider-Man, and Mark successfully used this matter to re-establish a subtle friendship with Eduardo.

The purpose of this Tony Stark banquet was to bring Mark and Eduardo together, and to introduce the new Avengers to everyone. Although there were too many accidents in the process, the result was as expected, and Tony Expressing great satisfaction, at least things have not completely derailed.

And in Tony's opinion, the biggest gain from this banquet is the friendship between Naruto and Bruce Banner. Dr. Banner has always been the most introverted among the Avengers, because of the relationship between the Hulk and the Hulk living in his body. Banner tried his best to Keeping a distance from them, Banner is afraid of the Hulk's existence and he also lacks the recognition of others.

At this time, Uzumaki Naruto appeared. Naruto expressed his understanding of Banner. At the same time, Banner regarded him as a similar person because of his special experience. The most important thing was that Banner could not see Naruto's face. Regardless of the fear of the "monster" sealed in his body, all he saw was the optimistic side of Naruto, which gave Banner some different feelings.

Tony felt this most intuitively, because Banner volunteered to live in Stark Tower to help Tony complete his current research on the new armor. Banner's excuse was research, but Tony believed that he offered to live in Stark Tower probably to get close to Uzumaki Naruto. Banner or Hulk wanted to be friends with Naruto.

This is a good thing. If Banner can face the existence of Hulk, maybe Hulk and Banner can reach a delicate balance instead of competing with each other for body sovereignty as they are now.

Naruto welcomed Bruce Banner's move in with both hands. He also liked the uncle who had another person living in his body. In Naruto's view, Bruce Banner and their Jinchuuriki were the same kind of people. He had an obligation to help Banner get out of the haze. , to find a new position in society, just like he helped Gaara back then.

Tony heard Naruto's ramble and thought seriously. The name Gaara was very familiar to him. He must have heard Naruto mention it before.

Then Tony slapped his forehead and said, "Gaara is that kid who convinces people with your mouth and then reaches the pinnacle of life."

"Yes, yes, I did it." This was the proud Uzumaki Naruto.

Uzumaki Naruto: Becoming Gaara as Kazekage gives me a full sense of accomplishment