[Comprehensive British and American] Konoha Ninja in New York Village

On the night when Uzumaki Naruto was drunk, Tony heard nothing but the uncle. This was also the first time that Tony discovered that Uzumaki Naruto was a chatterbox. He knew everything about his experiences in Konoha Village over the past eighteen years.

Naruto mentioned many ninjas from Konoha Village. The people who helped Naruto a lot when he was young were Iruka, the head teacher of the ninja school, and the third generation Hokage. Although Tony didn't know what Naruto was, he did I know that that is Naruto's goal, because when Naruto talks about being happy, he will say that he wants to become Hokage.

The ones mentioned next are the members of Class 7 that Tony has heard of. Kakashi is Naruto’s teacher. It sounds like this person has helped Naruto a lot, and he seems to be a bit unreliable. man. Sakura and Sasuke appear most often in Naruto's mouth. The former Naruto says he is the girl he likes, and the latter Naruto says he is a brother. However, Tony always feels that compared to Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto is behind. A lot of emotion is invested in the author.

In addition to these, there were also tailed beasts. Uzumaki Naruto patted his belly and said to Tony swornly: "Uncle, there is a Nine Lamas living here, but he doesn't like to talk to me recently, otherwise I will ask him to come out and clear it for you. The horizon is widened."

Although Uzumaki Naruto said drunken words, Tony chose to believe that as for sealing a huge monster in a human body, it might be possible if it were placed on a so-called ninja. After all, ninja culture is very wonderful. , unknown does not mean there is none.

After Naruto was completely drunk, he began to show off his ninjutsu, from the harem technique to the reverse harem technique, and then to the shadow clone technique. Naruto showed it to Tony in his room, and even poured it out in the end. Next time Naruto also forgot to release the ninjutsu. So Tony, who was entangled by thousands of Uzumaki Naruto, could only lean on the bed obediently and fell asleep amidst the thundering snores of thousands of Naruto.

When Naruto woke up the next day, he kept rubbing his head. The hangover gave him a headache. He pushed Tony next to him and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Uncle, get up."

Tony, who had been called uncle all night, opened his eyes reflexively, "What time is it Jarvis?"

"Good morning sir, it's nine o'clock in the morning."

Tony lamented when he heard Jarvis's call. He pulled the still confused Naruto over and rubbed his hair vigorously. It was this damn little bastard that made him fall asleep at four o'clock in the morning this morning.

Half an hour later, Naruto sat on the sofa in the living room with an afro on his head. He looked constipated and tried to remember what happened last night, "Uncle Jarvis, so I was really drunk last night. I think I His consciousness is very clear."

"Yeah, you were drunk Naruto, just a margarita."

Jarvis looked at the fragmented Naruto and suddenly began to sympathize with Tony. Tony, who was almost tortured crazy by Naruto last night, couldn't find any way to trouble him after Naruto lost his memory. Naruto scratched his head and said that it would be better to get drunk, so that Tony would forget the trouble he caused at Justin Hammer's house.

Unfortunately, Naruto's wishful thinking did not work. After washing, Tony came out of the room. He came to Naruto and said to Jarvis: "Jarvis will report today's headline news for Naruto."

Justin Hammer is completely popular today. The headlines of major newspapers are all occupied by the "exhibitionist" Hammer. I don't know who sold those photos to the media. In short, the image that Hammer has worked so hard to cultivate has completely collapsed. Even the woman who was said to be Hammer's one-night stand spoke out, saying that Hammer people are very bad, and belittled Hammer's image on social networks to nothing.

Now the mosaic image of Hammer appeared on the big screen. Tony motioned to Naruto to explain. Naruto picked up his pants with his hands and said to Tony: "Uncle, actually this was an accident. Dustin asked me to show him the ninjutsu." , I couldn’t help but want to show him the Rasengan. I originally wanted to throw the Rasengan into the sky, but when I sneezed, I didn’t expect that this uncle would be there with others.”

Naruto's voice became smaller and smaller.

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, Tony looked at him angrily and funny. Although Tony thought Naruto did a good job in this matter, Tony also knew that he should not be too lax in educating his children. If Naruto made a mistake, he should let him know the negative impact of this matter.

"Or I'm going to go find Uncle Justin Hammer and apologize."

Naruto thought that apologizing could solve everything. Tony looked at Naruto who just did what he said and immediately stopped him. He joked that the trouble that Naruto got into yesterday was not just about the house. Tony had already learned about Naruto from Pepper's mouth. People are really satirical about Justin Hamper's specific content. Now if Naruto apologizes, that guy Hammer will definitely tear Naruto apart.

"You already apologized last night, let's talk about drinking now."

So an hour later, netizens saw Uzumaki Naruto's Facebook update. This was a video uploaded by Naruto. The profile stated that the adult ninja had uploaded a video shot by himself on Facebook. In the video Naruto was standing there in a very formal suit. He waved his hand as if asking the person taking the photo: "Are you ready?"

The person taking the photo made the same sound as Naruto, but more cheerfully, "OK, you can start."

Then Naruto, standing in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling window, said: "I am Uzumaki Naruto, and I am here to guarantee. The uncle said that in order for me to learn a lesson, videos are better than words." Naruto made a sad face when he said this His expression made him want to be hugged and comforted. The person holding the camera moved forward and said, "Look up, this angle is not good."

Naruto raised his head again and continued: "Today I made an agreement with my uncle, Iron Man, that from now on I will never ask anyone to supervise me while drinking."

Naruto acted very sincerely. After he finished speaking, he turned to look in the direction of the sofa, and the camera also moved forward. This time, the person who appeared in the camera was Tony Stark, and the background sound was the sound of Naruto carrying In a coquettish voice, "Uncle, can I promise you this?"

Tony made an OK gesture, as if he was very satisfied.

Naruto's slightly plaintive voice came from far away, "Actually, I didn't know that I would get drunk after just one glass of margarita. Uncle, I think it must be the wine. The wine last night was poisonous."

Then the video changed to the voice of the photographer, who seemed to be adjusting his mobile phone, "Okay, this is my guarantee, please supervise it, bye."

The last person to appear on the screen was Naruto, who was also wearing a black suit, but unlike the one who was the guarantor, this one looked very happy with a smile on his face. At the end, he stretched his head in front of the camera and waved goodbye to everyone.

After this video was uploaded, it attracted heated discussions. Tens of thousands of comments appeared under Uzumaki Naruto's account, and #UzumakiNarutoGuarantee# ushered in new popularity.

The melon-eaters not only wondered what mistakes Naruto had made after getting drunk, but some also laughed at Naruto's drinking capacity. But what shocked more people was the location of Naruto Uzumaki, Tony Stark who appeared in the video, and the appearance of two Narutos with different personalities.

Many people speculated on the relationship between Tony and Naruto. Some people swore that Uzumaki Naruto was a twin. More people said that this was a video that was edited and posted. After all, there cannot be two identical Uzumaki Naruto in the world. . But the twins and the editor were quickly slapped in the face. The bank's surveillance video didn't lie. There were thousands of Narutos in the video. This was something the twins couldn't explain. The editing was even slapped in the face by the technology emperor. After the technology emperor’s analysis, the video was posted without any secondary processing or even beautification.

And just half an hour after Naruto's update, FB's former CTO gave Dustin an answer in disguise. He silently replied below, "I didn't know you would get drunk with a glass of margarita." qaq, ps, is that a clone technique? It’s so cool, Lord Dada, who was exploited by the tyrant.”

People who eat melons: My friends and I were shocked by the clone technique