Seven Zero: A Cannon Fodder Ex-Wife Dressed as a Rough Villain

"Goose!"

"There are geese!"

In the courtyard, apart from Shen Zhuyi's laughter, Xiaoyang's exclamation sounded next.

Goose is very fierce!

Will chase people!

Still nagging people!

Xiao Yang stood up immediately, ran to the woodpile and picked up a stick.

Then he ran towards the courtyard gate while waving the stick in his hand, while shouting.

"Brother, come in quickly! I'm closing the door!"

"Xiaoyan Xiaoling, hurry up and follow!"

"Go ahead!"

If it weren't for seeing his eyes that were tightly closed because of fear, this scene would have looked a little bit of an imposing manner.

"Ha ha……"

This kid, Shen Zhuyi laughed so hard that he almost couldn't hold the needle and thread in his hand.

Jiang Shi didn't expect her second son to take it seriously with a casual joke!

However, she has confidence in her elder son, so she didn't care about it for this meeting, but slowly shook the clothes in her hands, smoothed them out, and then put them on the pole to dry.

Su Nian naturally knew who the goose Jiang was talking about, so she sat on the stool without moving her buttocks, resting her chin on her hands and looking at the gate of the courtyard.

Xiaoyan Xiaoling heard Xiaoyang's words, glanced at each other, and ran to the firewood pile.

At this moment, the two children were running towards the gate of the courtyard carrying firewood.

At this time, Xiaoyang had already been picked up by Shen Baiquan.

"Ahhh!"

The child was suddenly lifted up, screaming involuntarily.

"To shut up."

Hearing his elder brother's voice, Xiao Yang closed his mouth reflexively, then quietly opened one eye to observe the surrounding situation.

Fortunately.

No geese!

He must have been scared away by himself.

"Whoo~"

Xiao Yang raised his empty hand and patted his small chest, exhaling a long breath.

You must know that he has seen goose chatterers before.

That time he and his younger brother were collecting firewood in the back mountain, and when they were tired, they found a rock and sat down against it.

Then I heard the cry of a child behind the stone.

The two children poked their heads out secretly, and saw a big white goose with its wings wide open, quacking, very fierce.

I saw the child in front running while screaming, the big white goose flapped its wings, slid a long distance in the air, stretched its long neck forward, and put its mouth on the child's buttocks.

The child was so frightened that he burst into tears and yelled for help.

The big white goose didn't care, it babbled several times, and the kid's pants fell off, revealing his glistening buttocks.

In the end, it was an adult who drove the goose away with a stick.

"Tell you not to mess with it, why are you paying back the debt!"

"Three tyrants in the countryside, they won it back with their real record! Will they come with you?"

"If I come a little later, you won't be able to keep your ass!"

……

Seeing the child being rudely lifted up by the mother, crying while being pointed at the forehead and scolded non-stop.

Xiaoyang Xiaoyan, who was behind the stone, hugged each other tightly, looked at each other, and reached a consensus.

That is, the big geese in the village are not to be messed with!

I really can't hide, I must have a stick in my hand!

"Brother, there are no more geese, please put me down!"

Xiao Yang tugged on his elder brother's clothes with his hands.

Su Nian was always smiling and looking at the gate of the courtyard, but couldn't help laughing when she heard the sentence that there were no more geese.

Shen Baiquan looked up at his daughter-in-law who was laughing loudly at this time, took several deep breaths, and told himself that today is a good day, and he can't do anything...

Xiao Yang didn't know that his elder brother was convincing himself that the child was not comfortable being carried, so he twisted his small body, trying to find a more comfortable position.

"Snapped!"

Unable to hold back, Shen Baiquan raised his hand to greet his younger brother's buttocks, and then let him down.

"Brother, why did you hit me!"

As soon as Xiao Yang landed, he covered his little butt, raised his head and complained angrily.

Although it doesn't hurt, it's embarrassing to be spanked in front of so many people!

"The stick you just took hit my hand."

Shen Baiquan made it up blankly, so he wouldn't say it was because he was ashamed in front of his wife!

"Oh, I'm sorry then."

Hearing what the elder brother said, Xiao Yang looked down at the wooden stick he was still holding in his hand, threw it aside, and said sorry.

"I forgive you."

After leaving these words, Shen Baiquan raised his legs and walked in.

Su Nian still had a smile in her eyes, seeing the man walking towards her, she subconsciously sat upright.

"Oh, the stupid goose is no longer stupid!"

Chen Zhu suggested that the elder brother and the younger sister-in-law were standing and sitting one by one, their eyes were already entangled, she wisely picked up her things and went into the room.

The three children will be outside the courtyard now, and Xiaoyang Xiaoyan is telling Xiaoling about the scene of the big goose nagging people he saw earlier.

Mrs. Jiang had already finished drying her clothes, and went into the house to see her two grandchildren.

"Nian Nian, the captain gave me a certificate!"

Seeing that only himself and Nian Nian were left in the yard, Shen Baiquan immediately squatted in front of Su Nian and said excitedly.

"prove?"

Su Nian was a little puzzled, didn't she say she was going to ask for leave?

How did you prove it?

"Well, a marriage certificate!"

When the word "marriage" was mentioned, the man's tone was filled with uncontrollable excitement and a little bit of anxiety.

Although Niannian said before that she would get a marriage certificate, she never gave an exact time.

Now that I have set the time, I don't know if Nian Nian will be unhappy.

Su Nian was indeed a little surprised.

But it wasn't about the man's behavior this time, and she suddenly remembered that getting a marriage certificate in this era seems to require the brigade to issue a certificate, and then go to the commune to get the marriage certificate.

Moreover, it seems that the marriage certificate of this era does not need to post photos.

Sure enough, Su Nian looked at the marriage certificate in his hand, which looked a bit like a certificate, with quotations from the chairman printed on it, and the information about the two people was only their names, and a stamp of the Revolutionary Committee was stamped underneath.

There is no place to post photos at all.

"Ugh."

Su Nian sighed lightly.

"what happened?"

Shen Baiquan, who was fluttering excitedly beside him, heard the voice and immediately turned his head to ask.

This is just out of the commune, does Nian Nian regret it?

"It's okay, it's just that I thought I was going to take a picture before."

Su Nian said while folding the marriage certificate in his hand.

"Let me stack it."

Hearing that he didn't regret getting the certificate with himself, Shen Baiquan's worried heart can be regarded as settled down.

Seeing that Su Nian folded them unevenly, he felt his forehead throbbing.

This is a marriage certificate!

How can there be folds!

Seeing the man's palm stretched out in front of her eyes and his serious eyes, Su Nian handed over the marriage certificate in his hand.

After receiving the marriage certificate, Shen Baiquan first unfolded it, then stuck it to his chest, and smoothed it with his palm before he was satisfied.

Then, as if doing some precise research, the person aligned the edges and corners of the marriage certificate, making sure that it wasn't skewed at all, and then folded it up.

"move."

Su Nian originally thought this person's movements were amusing at first, but gradually she found that every passerby around her would look at them several times.

Everyone who saw it would have a blessed smile on their faces, and some people would nod to Su Nian when they met her eyes.

He was so polite, Su Nian naturally smiled and nodded in return.

In just such a short while, she already smiled and nodded a dozen times!

I can't stop laughing!

"Go or not, if you don't go, I will go first!"

Su Nian didn't want to stand here and be watched by others, she raised her hand and tugged at the hem of the man's clothes.

"Let's go!"

Shen Baiquan put the neatly folded marriage certificate into his pocket, patted his pocket like a baby, and then ran briskly after his wife's back.