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"belch……"

Yidan, who had a slight blush on his face, burped from wine and patted the shoulder beside him with a smile.

"When I was blown by the wind like this, I suddenly felt like it!"

"Iptan-kun, please wait here for me for a while. I'll go deal with it and be right back!"

Gidan pointed to the thick grass not far away, winked at Ichigo, and showed a smile that every man could understand.

He waved his hand angrily and found a flat stone to sit down on.

"Alright alright!"

"It's like this every time, Brother Yi Duan. I really don't understand. I know that I will get drunk as soon as I drink, but I still drink a whole bottle every time!"

"I'm waiting for you here, go back quickly!"

Yidan laughed.

"Being against the king is the fun of being a grown man!"

"A child like you who hasn't grown up yet will never understand!"

"I'll be back soon, don't peek!"

Yifan immediately turned his head with a look of disgust on his face and expressed his determination not to peek.

Yidan really didn't do anything shameful, but he just felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach after drinking and being blown by the wind like this.

As for those things that all men know...

The convenience of standing should be the most suitable for men’s physiological structure, right?

Yi Duan laughed strangely twice, crouched and ran into the deep grass in the distance, looked around for a while, and then he felt relieved to unbutton his pants for convenience.

"Clatter...tick-tock-tock..."

The splashing sound of water droplets seemed to startle the small animals lurking in the grass. After the rustling sound, a small snake with colorful patterns emerged from the grass, raised its little head and hissed at Yi Duan.

"what?"

"A little snake?"

"Snakes of this color are rare in the Kingdom of Earth. I'll catch it and show it to Iptan-kun later. Maybe it will scare that little guy!"

"Hey, come here!"

Gidan shook off some unknown liquid stained on his hands, tied his belt, bent down and reached out to grab the little snake.

"Hey, you're quite energetic!"

He was so drunk that he didn't think about why an ordinary grass snake didn't choose to run away when facing a ninja that was far more powerful than him, but instead put on a posture of preparing to fight back.

"Let me see what you little guy is..."

In order to prevent this little snake, which looked venomous at first sight, from biting him, Gidan attached a layer of light earthy yellow chakra to his palm, grabbed the snake's neck in his hand, and raised it to his eyes. Smiling, he reached out and touched the tail of the little snake.

"Pfft!"

The eyes of the little snake caught in Yi Duan's hand flashed fiercely, and the snake's mouth opened wide.A long sword with a cold light suddenly appeared from the snake's mouth and penetrated through his lower jaw in an instant.

"Well..."

Gidan let go of the little snake and grabbed the long sword around his neck with a painful expression. The windpipe and vocal cords were instantly cut off, but he could only make a slight snoring sound from his throat.

A cloud of smoke exploded from the little snake that fell to the ground, and a black-haired man holding a sword hilt suddenly appeared in front of Gidan.

"Um..."

Looking at the conspicuous Konoha ninja forehead protector on the man's forehead, Gidan's pupils suddenly opened wide, and he moved his arms to make some noise to alert Ipika not far away that there was an enemy, but unexpectedly the man flicked the long sword in his hand. With a twist, the sparkle in Yi Duan's eyes was instantly fixed, and then quickly dimmed.

"Don't worry, I just want to use your identity to enter Yanyin Village. Your companion can provide me with the necessary identification, so I won't hurt him easily."

"Go in peace!"

Orochimaru reached out and closed Gidan's eyes. A weak chakra surged from his fingertips, and he carefully touched Gidan's cheek.

After a while, as if he had completely understood the outline and structure of Gidan's face, Orochimaru pinched the skin behind Gidan's ears with two fingers, and gently tore it off, and he took out a complete human face. Come down.

Carefully using chakra to clean away some blood stained on the human skin, Orochimaru gently covered his face with it.The secret technique of physical activation was activated, and a slight chakra fluctuation flashed through. The human skin mask immediately stuck to Orochimaru's skin, and there was no longer any clue.

"Using the secret technique of physical activation to achieve a disguise that looks real and fake. Is this the secret technique I will use when I launch the Konoha Collapse Plan in the future?"

"Haha, since we already have a name, let's just call it the art of erasing facial expressions!"

Orochimaru chuckled, and under the control of the powerful secret technique of physical activation, the bones of his body slowly changed the outline of his body into the appearance of Gidan.

He quickly stripped off the clothes on Gidan's body and put them on, put away his forehead protector, took out a sealing scroll and put Gidan's body inside.

He casually summoned a small snake hidden in the grass and caught it in his hand. Orochimaru tied up the forehead protector of Iwagakure and walked out with a happy expression on his face and the smell of alcohol all over his body.

"Iptan-kun, you didn't peek, did you?"

Orochimaru gave a haha ​​to Ippei who was looking at him with a puzzled expression. His voice was exactly the same as that of the dead Gidan.

"Brother Yidan, what happened just now? Why do I feel like there is a fluctuation of chakra?"

'Yi Duan' laughed and walked up to Ichifu and waved the little snake he was holding in his hand towards him.

"promise……"

"This little guy just wanted to sneak attack me when it was convenient for me. Fortunately, I blocked it with my chakra, otherwise I would have troubled you to take me to the hospital later!"

Looking at the obviously poisonous little snake in 'Yi Duan''s hand, some of the doubts in his heart were immediately put to rest.

"So it is!"

"This little snake is quite interesting. It actually dares to launch a sneak attack on the ninja. Is it because he is a poisonous snake?"

'Yi Duan' nodded in approval.

"possible!"

"I think this snake looks pretty good. Do you want it, Iptan-kun? I'll give it to you!"

"It would be good to keep as a pet!"

"I see that this little snake is quite courageous and seems to have some spirituality. If it is cultivated well, it may become your psychic beast in the future!"

Yifan was obviously heartbroken for a moment, but looking at this little snake, which was not much bigger than chopsticks, he still shook his head.

"Forget it! It's too young!"

"And my attributes are not suitable for pairing with a psychic beast that can only be used for sneak attacks."

'Yi Duan' touched his chin and sighed with some pity.

"Alas! What a pity!"

"It's still a bit wishful thinking to meet a suitable psychic beast here."

"Hurry up and run for your life! If you dare to sneak attack next time, be careful of getting you drunk!"

After saying some drunken words to the little snake in his hand, 'Yi Duan' threw the little snake back into the grass, clapped his hands, and said with a smile on his face:

"Being blown by the wind like this makes my head feel a little dizzy!"

"When we return to the village, I will stand behind you and you go and send away the guarding ninjas who are questioning you!"

"Iptan-kun, please!"

He curled his lips angrily.

"Are you scared now?"

"Let's go! Go back quickly!"

'Gidan' immediately followed Ichigo's footsteps with a smile on his face, and the two of them strode towards Iwagakure's direction together.

"Hey, I won't drink so much next time!"

"Actually, it's not that I'm afraid, it's just that it would be very embarrassing if I was stopped outside the village!"

"Iptan-kun, you should know that I am a chuunin!"

"I know, I know, you say that every time!"