Elf: I'm the only one who understands Pokémon
Chapter 81 Ah, I'm Dead
"Pippi is the cutest!"
Zhong Duo puffed up his mouth and shouted at the top of his lungs.
Bu Yun on the opposite side was unwilling to be outdone and stamped her feet: "No! Jigglypuff is the cutest and cutest!"
At this time, Ding Yong, who was standing behind Zhong Duo, also helped to speak: "You are talking nonsense, Pippi is the most, most, most, most cutest!"
"If Pippi is the cutest, then Jigglypuff is the most invincible and explosively cutest in the universe!"
Pang Ziyuan clenched his fists and raised his hands.
……
Fang Zhu on the podium held his forehead and looked helplessly at the chaos in the class during recess.
I thought that the cutest fight between Pippi and Jigglypuff was just the daily fun of the couple upstairs.
Unexpectedly, this fight would spread to Enlightenment Class [-] unknowingly.
If we let Fang Zhu say it, in terms of being the cutest, the ones you mentioned are all outliers!The ever-changing monster is the ultimate solution!
After all, it can be whatever you want it to be.
"Boom boom boom——"
The bell rang, signaling the end of recess, and Fang Zhu had no choice but to stand up and maintain order.
"Okay, students, if you want to convince the other party to compete, you have to be well-reasoned, show the other party the advantages of your favorite Pokémon, and try to get the other party to join your camp, instead of just trying to have a quarrel like this."
Fang Zhu clapped his hands and continued: "Let's put this issue aside for now. Let's go to class now."
That's what he said, but Fang Zhu knew in his heart that it was often impossible to get one party to accept the other party's ideas.
The exception is physical persuasion, but this is not appropriate to say to children.
After all the previous incidents, Fang Zhu still has prestige in the hearts of the children.
Although he still wanted to fight with the other party for three days and three nights, Teacher Fang had no choice but to pout and sit back in his seat obediently after Teacher Fang spoke.
"Today we are going to talk about the characteristics of Pokémon."
When the scene calmed down, Fang Zhu began to talk about today's class.
"In the previous class competition, you have all witnessed the characteristics of tench fish with your own eyes. You should have a deep understanding of the magic of characteristics."
"Generally speaking, characteristics are often beneficial to Pokémon's performance in battle, but there are also some negative characteristics, such as laziness, weakness, etc."
"Take the Pipi you mentioned just now as an example. One of its characteristics is its charming body. As long as you come into contact with it, you will have a certain chance of being fascinated by it."
Having said this, the children from Pippi's camp proudly raised their heads and glanced provocatively at the children from Jigglypuff's camp next to them.
But Fang Zhu quickly said: "Of course, Jigglypuff also has this characteristic."
This time it was the turn of the kids from Jigglypuff's camp to puff out their chests in dissatisfaction and express with their eyes, "Why are you so proud? We have it too!"
It was like Dialga snoring, and time flew by.
Fang Zhu, who had finished teaching today's class, quickly fled the war-torn classroom.
After school, the children didn't want to leave and were still arguing fiercely in the classroom about who was cuter, Pippi or Jigglypuff.
Fang Zhu couldn't think of any good way to calm down this argumentative dispute. Fortunately, the centrist Zhai Yue was there to calm the situation, so he dared to leave with peace of mind.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he stepped out of the school gate, Fang Zhu was shocked by the situation in front of him and stopped in his tracks.
The streets that were deserted when I went to work in the morning were now filled with people.
They stood on both sides of the road, clearly distinguished, wearing shoulder straps, holding banners, and holding signs with photos of Pokémon.
These items are all related to two Pokémon-Pippi and Jigglypuff.
The banner here reads "Jiggy Jigglypuff, champion of cuteness!"
Over there comes "Pippi Pippi, invincible in the world!"
When some little girls saw Fang Zhu walking out, their eyes lit up and they rushed over with flyers.
"Handsome guy, are you interested in learning about Jigglypuff? This is an introduction and cute pictures of Pokémon like Jigglypuff. If you think it's good, you can go to the forum and give Jigglypuff a valuable vote!"
The girl handed out the flyer in her hand, and Fang Zhu subconsciously took it in his hand.
At this time, another group of people came over.
"Beautiful boy, look at our Pippi. In front of Pippi, Jigglypuff's cuteness is worthless. If you invest in it, you won't lose money. Pippi has a bright future!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Zhu had a few more leaflets in his hand.
Fang Zhu had never seen this battle before. He saw both sides glaring at each other with eagerness. He thought that as soon as Fang Zhu went to the forum and voted, they would tear each other into pieces, so he hurriedly chose to leave.
From a utilitarian point of view, the votes are more valuable as they go to the end. You might be able to use this vote to exchange for some food rations for Big Tongue and Unicorn Worm later.
Unexpectedly, this propaganda team spread all the way from the school to the downstairs of Fang Zhu's residence, and even extended to the distance, with a posture that spread throughout the entire town.
Fang Zhu had no choice but to quicken his pace and kept saying to both sides: "Okay, okay, I will understand and vote after I go back."
After closing the door, Fang Zhu finally took a breath. He just wondered why people suddenly showed such enthusiasm for the two Pokémon, Pipi and Jigglypuff.
"How about...ask Taiji?"
After the last pure lake pollution incident, Fang Zhu and Tai Er, an official, became familiar with each other.
This matter is a bit strange, maybe he will have some information.
[Fang Zhu: Captain Tai Er, why is the cuteness dispute between Pippi and Jigglypuff getting more and more intense recently?It doesn't feel normal, could there be someone behind it? ]
After pressing the send button and seeing no reply from Taier, Fang Zhu decided to check the forum to see if there were any clues.
The [-] space sections of the forum have fallen into disgrace.
The various Pokémon discussion threads that used to be filled with Pippi and Jigglypuff filled the screen.
[Jiggy Ding is the eternal god!Cured my 50-year-old insomnia! 】
[I was so cute by Pippi that I died!Come in and suck Pippi together! 】
[How could there be such a cute Pokémon like Pippi! ! ! ! 】
【Exposed!The dirty side of Pokémon like Pippi that is unknown in private】
【Grab!How did the opponent use p-pictures to throw dirty water on us?]
……
After reading more than twenty posts in one breath, Fang Zhu fell into confusion.
His mind was now filled with thoughts of Pippi and Jigglypuff.
But I still got a piece of useful information. This farce may come to an end tonight. Tonight, Pippi and Jigglypuff's trainer will take them to the square in the center of the city.
At that time, the winner of this vigorous voting will be announced on the spot, bringing a final conclusion to this cutest battle.
"Hmm... Then after training is over in the afternoon, why don't we go over and take a look?"
Fang Zhu still likes to join in the fun, and he doesn't want to miss such a grand occasion.
At this moment, Taier finally replied to the message.
Zhong Duo puffed up his mouth and shouted at the top of his lungs.
Bu Yun on the opposite side was unwilling to be outdone and stamped her feet: "No! Jigglypuff is the cutest and cutest!"
At this time, Ding Yong, who was standing behind Zhong Duo, also helped to speak: "You are talking nonsense, Pippi is the most, most, most, most cutest!"
"If Pippi is the cutest, then Jigglypuff is the most invincible and explosively cutest in the universe!"
Pang Ziyuan clenched his fists and raised his hands.
……
Fang Zhu on the podium held his forehead and looked helplessly at the chaos in the class during recess.
I thought that the cutest fight between Pippi and Jigglypuff was just the daily fun of the couple upstairs.
Unexpectedly, this fight would spread to Enlightenment Class [-] unknowingly.
If we let Fang Zhu say it, in terms of being the cutest, the ones you mentioned are all outliers!The ever-changing monster is the ultimate solution!
After all, it can be whatever you want it to be.
"Boom boom boom——"
The bell rang, signaling the end of recess, and Fang Zhu had no choice but to stand up and maintain order.
"Okay, students, if you want to convince the other party to compete, you have to be well-reasoned, show the other party the advantages of your favorite Pokémon, and try to get the other party to join your camp, instead of just trying to have a quarrel like this."
Fang Zhu clapped his hands and continued: "Let's put this issue aside for now. Let's go to class now."
That's what he said, but Fang Zhu knew in his heart that it was often impossible to get one party to accept the other party's ideas.
The exception is physical persuasion, but this is not appropriate to say to children.
After all the previous incidents, Fang Zhu still has prestige in the hearts of the children.
Although he still wanted to fight with the other party for three days and three nights, Teacher Fang had no choice but to pout and sit back in his seat obediently after Teacher Fang spoke.
"Today we are going to talk about the characteristics of Pokémon."
When the scene calmed down, Fang Zhu began to talk about today's class.
"In the previous class competition, you have all witnessed the characteristics of tench fish with your own eyes. You should have a deep understanding of the magic of characteristics."
"Generally speaking, characteristics are often beneficial to Pokémon's performance in battle, but there are also some negative characteristics, such as laziness, weakness, etc."
"Take the Pipi you mentioned just now as an example. One of its characteristics is its charming body. As long as you come into contact with it, you will have a certain chance of being fascinated by it."
Having said this, the children from Pippi's camp proudly raised their heads and glanced provocatively at the children from Jigglypuff's camp next to them.
But Fang Zhu quickly said: "Of course, Jigglypuff also has this characteristic."
This time it was the turn of the kids from Jigglypuff's camp to puff out their chests in dissatisfaction and express with their eyes, "Why are you so proud? We have it too!"
It was like Dialga snoring, and time flew by.
Fang Zhu, who had finished teaching today's class, quickly fled the war-torn classroom.
After school, the children didn't want to leave and were still arguing fiercely in the classroom about who was cuter, Pippi or Jigglypuff.
Fang Zhu couldn't think of any good way to calm down this argumentative dispute. Fortunately, the centrist Zhai Yue was there to calm the situation, so he dared to leave with peace of mind.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he stepped out of the school gate, Fang Zhu was shocked by the situation in front of him and stopped in his tracks.
The streets that were deserted when I went to work in the morning were now filled with people.
They stood on both sides of the road, clearly distinguished, wearing shoulder straps, holding banners, and holding signs with photos of Pokémon.
These items are all related to two Pokémon-Pippi and Jigglypuff.
The banner here reads "Jiggy Jigglypuff, champion of cuteness!"
Over there comes "Pippi Pippi, invincible in the world!"
When some little girls saw Fang Zhu walking out, their eyes lit up and they rushed over with flyers.
"Handsome guy, are you interested in learning about Jigglypuff? This is an introduction and cute pictures of Pokémon like Jigglypuff. If you think it's good, you can go to the forum and give Jigglypuff a valuable vote!"
The girl handed out the flyer in her hand, and Fang Zhu subconsciously took it in his hand.
At this time, another group of people came over.
"Beautiful boy, look at our Pippi. In front of Pippi, Jigglypuff's cuteness is worthless. If you invest in it, you won't lose money. Pippi has a bright future!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Zhu had a few more leaflets in his hand.
Fang Zhu had never seen this battle before. He saw both sides glaring at each other with eagerness. He thought that as soon as Fang Zhu went to the forum and voted, they would tear each other into pieces, so he hurriedly chose to leave.
From a utilitarian point of view, the votes are more valuable as they go to the end. You might be able to use this vote to exchange for some food rations for Big Tongue and Unicorn Worm later.
Unexpectedly, this propaganda team spread all the way from the school to the downstairs of Fang Zhu's residence, and even extended to the distance, with a posture that spread throughout the entire town.
Fang Zhu had no choice but to quicken his pace and kept saying to both sides: "Okay, okay, I will understand and vote after I go back."
After closing the door, Fang Zhu finally took a breath. He just wondered why people suddenly showed such enthusiasm for the two Pokémon, Pipi and Jigglypuff.
"How about...ask Taiji?"
After the last pure lake pollution incident, Fang Zhu and Tai Er, an official, became familiar with each other.
This matter is a bit strange, maybe he will have some information.
[Fang Zhu: Captain Tai Er, why is the cuteness dispute between Pippi and Jigglypuff getting more and more intense recently?It doesn't feel normal, could there be someone behind it? ]
After pressing the send button and seeing no reply from Taier, Fang Zhu decided to check the forum to see if there were any clues.
The [-] space sections of the forum have fallen into disgrace.
The various Pokémon discussion threads that used to be filled with Pippi and Jigglypuff filled the screen.
[Jiggy Ding is the eternal god!Cured my 50-year-old insomnia! 】
[I was so cute by Pippi that I died!Come in and suck Pippi together! 】
[How could there be such a cute Pokémon like Pippi! ! ! ! 】
【Exposed!The dirty side of Pokémon like Pippi that is unknown in private】
【Grab!How did the opponent use p-pictures to throw dirty water on us?]
……
After reading more than twenty posts in one breath, Fang Zhu fell into confusion.
His mind was now filled with thoughts of Pippi and Jigglypuff.
But I still got a piece of useful information. This farce may come to an end tonight. Tonight, Pippi and Jigglypuff's trainer will take them to the square in the center of the city.
At that time, the winner of this vigorous voting will be announced on the spot, bringing a final conclusion to this cutest battle.
"Hmm... Then after training is over in the afternoon, why don't we go over and take a look?"
Fang Zhu still likes to join in the fun, and he doesn't want to miss such a grand occasion.
At this moment, Taier finally replied to the message.
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