Elf: I'm the only one who understands Pokémon

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Fang Zhu slapped the blackboard hard with his strong hand, and the whole classroom seemed to start to shake.

"Give me quiet!"

I usually exercise a lot, and occasionally receive guidance from Wu Bai, I can knock out at least five or six green caterpillars with this palm.

The originally noisy classroom fell silent, probably because Fang Zhu's trick of convincing people with reason had an effect. They all turned around and faced Fang Zhu's direction.

Under the push of the children, a boy with an arrogant look walked out of the crowd and came to Fang Zhu with his head raised.

"I know you, the champion of the first battle competition, but being good at battle doesn't mean you have deep knowledge of Pokémon. My previous teacher didn't know Pokémon well enough, so what qualifications do you have to teach us?"

As soon as the boy finished speaking, the children next to him also helped.

"Yes, yes, Zhai Yue is our class's little Pokémon doctor. The previous teachers don't know as much as he does."

"Did you know that spinytails can evolve into hunting swallowtail butterflies and poisonous white butterflies? This is what Zhai Yue told us!"

"Yes! I had indigestion before, and he taught me how to solve it the next day."

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The children were chattering about Zhai Yue's glorious deeds. Zhai Yue, who was standing in front of Fang Zhu, raised his head higher and higher, almost facing Fang Zhu with his nostrils.

"Oh? It seems that you know a lot. It just so happens that I also know a little bit about Pokémon. You can ask five questions at will. If I can't answer any question, I will resign and leave on the spot; but if I can answer them all , you must be obedient and attend class well from now on; do you want to borrow this challenge?"

Looking at Zhai Yue, whose head was almost reaching the sky, Fang Zhu said with a smile.

Faced with this kind of child who is quite confident in his knowledge, it is best to use hard power to convince him.

"Okay, then listen up, first question."

Zhai Fei nodded confidently, and he seemed to see Zhu leaving the classroom in despair not long after.

"Are there gender differences in Pikachu? If so, what are they?"

"Of course." Fang Zhu picked up the chalk and began to draw while explaining: "The male Pikachu's tail is square, while the female Pikachu's tail is heart-shaped."

As soon as he finished speaking, the picture of two Pikachus on the blackboard had already taken shape. What he had drawn hundreds of times as a child in his previous life was naturally at his fingertips now.

Looking at the pattern on the blackboard, Zhai Yue just nodded, and then continued:

"You're lucky, then for the second question, Dudu has two heads, so does it also have two heads?"

As soon as Zhai Yue finished speaking, Fang Zhu replied with a prepared script: "Except for a few Dudus who are born with different brains, Dudus generally have the same brain. I will give you a little knowledge, its two The two heads do not fall asleep at the same time, but take turns watching the wind to prevent enemy attacks."

"Why is it that the novice-level Pokémon's water-type attack didn't lose its combat ability?"

It seemed that Fang Zhu's reply speed was much beyond Zhai Yue's expectation, and Zhai Yue's speed in asking questions also increased.

"The small fist stone has strong properties. When it is fatally injured, it will have some physical strength left. If you touch it lightly, it will fall down."

"Are there any red spots on Sanbee's face?"

When the fourth question was asked, Fang Zhu was stunned for a moment.

When Zhai Yue saw that Fang Zhu didn't answer immediately, he thought that he had finally been asked a question that he didn't know, so he said proudly: "How is it? I don't know how, but you are already very impressive if you can understand three questions. It's a pity that a gentleman can't catch up with him." , it can only be said that we do not have the fate of teachers and students."

Fang Zhu was stunned not because he didn't know how to do it, but because he felt...why did these four questions look so much like one of the questions he had answered in the forum?

Hearing Zhai Yue's words, Fang Zhu didn't hesitate and blurted out: "This also involves gender differences. There are no red spots on the face of the male three bees, but there are red spots on the forehead of the female three bees."

"This..." Zhai Yue frowned, obviously not expecting Fang Zhu to answer all four questions so smoothly.

The children on the side were also shocked, holding their breath and looking forward to the continuation of this showdown.

Zhai Yue thought for a while, then suddenly remembered something, and clapped his hands: "I know! You must also be a fan of Master Miao Miao. No wonder you know the questions just now. You must have also read the answers of Master Miao Miao on the forum. !”

As if he had exposed something terrible, Zhai Yue felt proud again: "But I am not so lucky next time. I just thought of the fifth question today. I originally planned to post on the forum tonight to ask for advice. Master Meow, there is no answer now.”

"Question 6, if a batch of green caterpillars are divided between Spearow and Bobo, each one will eat an average of 10; if Bobo is given to eat alone, each green caterpillar will eat an average of [-]. Excuse me, if it is eaten by Spearow alone, How many green caterpillars can each one eat on average?"

After listening to the question, Fang Zhu just had question marks on his face? ? ?

Let's not talk about whether Spearow and Bobo will fight on the spot. Your question is too cruel. Have you considered the feelings of the green caterpillar?

Be careful as the green caterpillar will directly mega-evolve into Rayquaza to give you the finishing touch.

I'm shaking with cold, wondering if the world can get better, and when will Chongchong be able to stand up.

Although there were countless complaints in his heart, Fang Zhu quickly gave the answer: "15, and don't put a group of Bobos and Spearows together. If they fight, you will definitely be innocent."

"How... how is it possible...?" Zhai Yue couldn't believe that Fang Zhu gave the answer so quickly, and even took half a step back.

Although he felt that Fang Zhu's answer was probably correct, he still replied: "Then how are you going to prove it?"

Fang Zhu wrote the solution on the blackboard on the spot, and explained a series of common Mathematical Olympiad questions on Blue Star to these children under ten years old.

"Hmph! Then I will reluctantly admit that you are our teacher."

Zhai Yue turned his head. Since Fang Zhu had answered five questions, he could only admit defeat and obediently walked to his seat and sat down.

Seeing that their leader was impressed, the other children followed suit and returned to their seats.

"Go home~go home~" After this farce, before you knew it, the slightly brainwashing music after class started playing.

Fang Zhu has determined since he was a child that if he becomes a teacher one day, he will never be a procrastinator. At this time, he fulfilled his childhood promise.

"Then kids, go home and be safe on the road. We'll see you tomorrow."

As soon as he finished speaking, the classroom was already empty, and there was not even a single child in sight.

Sure enough, children no matter which world they are in, all have a primitive desire from the bottom of their hearts to get out of school.

"My first day as a teacher has come to a successful end. Let's see what the weather forecast is like tomorrow."

Fang Zhu tidied up the classroom a little, then hummed a little tune and started on his way home.

The slightly magnetic voice of the weather forecast host was also coming from the headphones he was wearing.

"Generally speaking, it will be cloudy and sunny tomorrow, which is suitable for outdoor activities. So that's it for today's weather forecast. At the end of the program, let's listen to a song. It was a song that a listener friend named Xiaozhi ordered for Serena. "haven't seen you for a long time"."

"He left a message saying that I promised you to be together forever. Forgive me for not keeping you when you left. I have never forgotten the promise I made at that time. When I become the strongest, I will always be by your side."

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