Elf: I'm the only one who understands Pokémon

The weather is like a baby's face, it changes at will.

This is a sentence commonly used in elementary school compositions, but it is perfectly suitable to describe Fang Zhu's current situation.

The originally bright sky suddenly started to rain, and the dark clouds in the sky gathered crazily as if they had heard some call.

Big Tongue released a guarding skill upwards, and the light shield firmly protected it and Fangzhu from the heavy rain.

After jogging all the way, he finally found a shallow cave. Without saying a word, Fang Zhu got in with his big tongue.

"This rain came too suddenly. I can't imagine how bad the weather must be when Kyogre is raging."

Fang Zhu shook his hand to shake off the raindrops he accidentally touched, complaining helplessly.

Then, as if he thought of something, he hurriedly looked back.

Seeing that the cave was empty, Fang Zhu breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, there are no supersonic bats, small fists, rocks, big rock snakes, etc. living in this small cave. Otherwise, we have to fight without shelter from the rain, which would be troublesome. thing."

"Big Tongue, let's take shelter here from the rain and have lunch by the way."

Fang Zhu skillfully took out the cooking utensils and said to Big Tongue, and the daily meal time was the happiest time for Big Tongue, so it naturally nodded several times.

While the food was simmering, Fang Zhu habitually opened the forum to surf.

The popularity of the battle tournament is still going on, but it is no longer as grand as nine out of ten posts. There are a lot more posts showing off your Pokémon.

Fang Zhu really liked these posts. Through these posts, he seemed to be able to see the happy lives of each family and their Pokémon.

After scrolling down for a while, Fang Zhu saw a post that was incompatible with the general atmosphere.

Fang Zhu frowned, but still clicked in, wanting to confirm whether it was just a clickbait.

[Hahahahaha, I finally got rid of that useless one-horned insect! 】

At that time, the original Pokémon of the original poster was a unicorn, a bug-type Pokémon. As we all know, it generally evolves quickly.

Therefore, the original poster was very happy to raise the bee at that time, especially when he saw many people posting photos of the giant needle bee, he was full of expectations in his heart.

But one day passed, ten days passed, and 30 days passed, and the insect-type Pokémon of the author’s friends evolved one after another!

At every party, I would be surrounded by a bunch of giant butterflies, stingy bees, and swallowtail butterflies. When my unicorn worm was still a unicorn worm, I couldn’t even raise my head!

I've tried feeding it custom-made Pokémon food several times and exercising it, but I haven't seen any signs of evolution.

Later, I was cruel and threw it directly into the Beginning Forest, and crushed the Poké Ball in front of it.

Who knew it would find its way back again and again!Infuriating!

This time I starved it for four or five days, and then tied it with a rope to a tree in the Beginning Forest. I didn’t believe it could come back!

It's best to just forget about it being picked up by a bird or something like that, and worry less.

Finally, after getting rid of this nightmare, my luck has improved. I just met an electric umbrella lizard, which is much better than the useless one-horned insect.

Let me show you my umbrella electric lizard~

[Picture] (One-horned insect tied to a tree)

[Picture] (Umbrella Electric Lizard using electric shock moves)

Author: Emperor Long Aotian

In the current mainstream trend of harmonious coexistence between people and Pokémon, such posts have naturally been criticized.

[Liu Li: How could the poster have the heart to do it?Still human? ]

[Emperor Long Aotian: Reply to @ Liuli, ah, yes, yes, the needle didn’t prick you and you didn’t know it hurt]

……

Fang Zhu had no intention of paying attention to the scolding caused by this post. He stared at the photos in the post, feeling that they looked familiar.

The one-horned bug in the photo was tied to a strong tree. It seemed that it had been hungry for four or five days. It just drooped its head listlessly, showing no signs of struggle.

"Wait...apathetic?"

Fang Zhu suddenly remembered something, and quickly extinguished the simmering fire, without putting away the cooking utensils, and rushed straight into the rain.

"Big Tongue, follow me!"

Big Tongue didn't know why Fang Zhu had such a big reaction suddenly, but he followed him obediently.

"I remember the location is probably..."

Huge raindrops fell on Fang Zhu, making him unable to open his eyes.

Fang Zhu was chanting while recalling the route he and Big Tongue took in the morning.

After a while, the merciless heavy rain drenched Fang Zhu all over his body, and his soaked clothes clung to his skin.

Fang Zhu had no time to care about the discomfort on his body. When he saw something, his eyes lit up and he shouted excitedly.

"found it!"

I saw that the one-horned insect was still tied to the big tree at this moment, but it had lost consciousness and its head was hanging down weakly.

"Big tongue, flame fist!"

Even in spite of the pouring rain, Big Tongue's fist still ignited with hot flames, burning the rope easily.

Fang Zhu quickly rescued the unicorn, took out a piece of intact clothing from the microcapsule, and wrapped the unicorn.

When touched, the body of the unicorn insect was already cold, which made Fang Zhu's heart suddenly sink.

But the weak breath coming from the nose of the unicorn bug still brought a glimmer of hope to Fang Zhu.

"Big Tongue, please, keep using the flame fist to stay around the one-horned bug. Let's run back to the cave."

Big Tongue nodded, then held up the light shield with one hand to protect it from the rain, and released flames with the other hand to keep it around the unicorn insect to prevent it from losing temperature.

After releasing the guard, the running speed will be slower, but the advantage is that it can protect the unicorn beetle from the heavy rain.

During the run, Fang Zhu felt the light weight of the unicorn insect in his arms, and Fang Zhu was extra careful.

I'm afraid that if I exert more force, a fragile little life will dissipate before my eyes.

"asshole!"

Fang Zhu roared angrily, quite dissatisfied with the trainer of the one-horned insect.

You can release it or give it away, but there is no need to use such an extreme method to end a life that has a great affection for you.

Fortunately along the way, Fang Zhu and the unicorn insect successfully returned to the cave where they had taken shelter from the rain without encountering any setbacks.

The cooking utensils were still neatly placed there, showing no signs of being tampered with.

Fang Zhu ignored the wet clothes and quickly lit a bonfire in the cave. Then he gently placed the unicorn beetle on the blanket on the ground.

The faster you process it, the more chance the unicorn insect will be safe.

Fang Zhu touched the body of the one-horned insect, and thanks to the big tongue and flame fist taking care of it all the way, it was no longer cold at this moment.

What is worrying is that the body of the unicorn insect has become extremely hot!