I milked the One Piece

"Bah! Bah!"

"It stinks!"

Ah Shui was fertilizing the vegetables in the field with a manure spoon, his face full of helplessness.

"vomit!"

"Why are you vomiting? Have you never had a bowel movement?"

"You enjoyed eating the food I cooked! Now you are vomiting!"

"I'm telling you, those five pieces of garlic you ate were all fed by me!"

Soraka was smoking a cigarette, sitting on a chair and supervising Ah Shui's fertilization.

"I am Uncle Ah Shui, the ace sniper of the Sniper Nation..."

"Your sister Wang!"

"Are you the only one who is a sniper?"

"You always let others taste the taste of your gun barrel. Which sniper have you ever seen do this?"

During this period of time, Ah Shui also defeated a few thieves with no eyesight, but this fighting method made Soraka a little embarrassed.

The barrel of the gun was filled with all kinds of bad breath smells, and he shamelessly said that he was an ace sniper who had won the championship in some national sniper competition.

Pooh!shameless!

"That's my way of fighting. When I switch to sniper mode, I can knock down a fly from 800 meters away!"

"You're swatting flies 800 meters away. Why don't you say you're swatting a warship [-] miles away?"

"When the bullet was fired from the barrel of your gun, did it ever exceed eight centimeters?"

"Hurry up and work for me! If you keep talking nonsense to me, I will send your broken gun back to me!"

"I'm doing it! Don't threaten me like this all the time, okay! Brother!"

"Ow!"

"Roar!"

Soraka's vegetable patch was opened in the forest close to the port. Although it was close to the beach, occasionally a few beasts without eyes would step into it.

A huge tiger and a mighty black bear got into action for unknown reasons.

And judging from their fighting route, they were getting closer and closer to Soraka's vegetable patch.

"call...."

"Snapped!"

Soraka took a deep breath from the cigarette, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, and stamped it down hard. Ah Shui looked at the two beasts and licked his somewhat peeling lips.

"Bang! Bang!"

One Bear and One Tiger didn't even let out a scream before Soraka's head was blown cleanly.

Ah Shui trembled when he saw this.

Why would such a beautiful woman be so violent?Still claiming to be a man?

This makes it difficult for me, a feminist, to do this!

"Hey, go back and get some seasoning. I've been having some insomnia lately. Today I'm going to replenish my kidneys and eat roasted tiger whip!"

......

By the time Ah Shui got the condiments back, Sokara had already cleaned the bodies of the two beasts and put them on the rack to bake.

As soon as the seasoning was put in, Soraka took a small brush and brushed a thick layer of honey on the barbecue. The little smell immediately attracted many beasts.

Ah Shui was also unequivocal. He picked up his favorite gun, merged the three gun barrels, changed the bullets, and immediately became a sniper.

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

After dozens of gunshots, Ah Shui, who had emptied two magazines, looked at Soraka proudly:

"How's it going? I, Uncle Ah Shui, am a veritable sniper!"

"I don't know if you're a sniper or not. I just know that your working hours will probably increase again!"

Soraka pointed to the side, and Ah Shui noticed a group of tough men running over angrily.

"Who set off the firecrackers!"

"Did you know that firecrackers are not allowed here!"

"This is our little Laka's vegetable patch! You broke something, can you afford to pay for it?"

"Hey! Little Laka, you are here too!"

Seeing the loving look on the leading macho man's face, Soraka rolled her eyes at him.

"One of our own, big brother!"

"Am I fertilizing Brother Soraka's vegetable patch?"

"Do you still remember my little brother?"

"My little brother is Ah Shui!"

"A water?"

"I remember, you were the domineering guy that day!"

"How did it end up like this?"

The macho man patted Ah Shui on the shoulder and said sincerely;

"I still like your unruly look!"

Ah Shui burst into tears, but I really want to be unruly. The key is my cock. It really doesn't allow me to continue to behave badly. It will break into pieces and then recover. Do you want to try this feeling?

After a group of people left in a sensible manner, Soraka said expressionlessly:

"Guns are prohibited on the island. Add 1000 million beli to the amount you owe me!"

"Ten million is ten million! When I catch a big fish, I'll pay it back in one go!"

There were too many lice and Ah Shui just broke the jar and threw it.

Anyway, I don’t have a penny now, so I might as well stay here to cultivate myself for a while, and if I build a good relationship with Soraka, I’ll kidnap her away...

Thinking of this, Ah Shui tore off a bear paw and bit it down hard.

"Show mercy!"

At this moment, a loud voice came over.

"Ok?"

Soraka looked at Ah Shui at the same time.

A group of people appeared wetly in front of them. Judging from the looks of it, there were about a dozen people.

The way he dresses is very individual, and he was a trendsetter in fashion in his previous life.

Most of the people's faces were blue and trembling. Except for the few wearing masks and a tall fish-man, everyone else looked like refugees who had been hungry for several days.

"Cosplay? Are you coming to a yacht party? Are you in a shipwreck?"

"Hiss, this beautiful little..."

"boom!"

"Haha, hello, Boss Soraka! Do you still remember me?"

Soraka looked at Skaar, who was wearing a skull mask, with a puzzled look on his face:

"What are you wearing? Why are you pretending to be a ghost to scare people? I can't even see your face. I'll keep it in mind!"

"Why are you calling us?"

"Uh... Boss Soraka, I wonder if you can sell this food to us?"

"I don't know what happened, but a huge meteorite appeared in the sea near here, causing our ship to hit the bottom and sink directly."

"We swam all day and all night before we got here, and we were almost starving to death!"

“Don’t worry, we’ll pay for it!”

Deus on the side took out several pieces of gold jewelry from a box and handed them to Soraka.

Soraka looked at the direction they were pointing and felt a little guilty. Wasn't that the place where I was experimenting with my skills?

"Okay! I agreed, but I can't give this thing to you! I've been a little weak in my legs recently and I need to strengthen my waist!"

"Crack!"

Sokara picked up the tiger whip and motioned for everyone to sit down and eat. Ah Shui reluctantly gave up his seat.

"Crack! Crack!"

"Captain Ace! Eat some!"

Bonsey slapped Ace on the back of Wores, and Ace opened his eyes in confusion:

"Hiss, it smells so good!"

"meat!"

When Ah Shui heard the name Ace, his face was filled with excitement.

"belch!"

"Thank you so much, Boss Soraka!"

"Introduce yourself, we are the Spade Pirates!"

"This is our captain Ace!"

Deus said pointing at Ace who was still eating barbecue.

"My name is Maskud Deus! You can call me Deus, I am the ship's doctor on the ship!"

"That's Walles!"

"This is our ship's pet Kodaz!"

"My name is Rock Flow!"

"My name is Bonsi!"

......

After a group of people were introduced, Soraka took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it:

"call...."

"Love it to death? Embarrass it to death? Am I exhausted?"

"You have many ways to die?"

"It's not easy for your pirate group to survive until now!"

At this moment, Ace, who had eaten and drank enough, patted his belly with satisfaction:

"It smells so good! I'm seventy percent full and feel comfortable!"

"Hey, why is there such a beautiful girl!"

"hiss!"

A group of people hurriedly blocked Ace's mouth.

"Sorry, it's our captain's first time here."

"It's okay! Let him go!"

"Remember! I will only tell you this once!"

"I am a solid and pure man!"

"real man!"

After looking up and down in confusion, Ace's eyes stopped on Soraka's pair of peerless weapons.

"Where are you looking!"

"Ace!"

"boom!"

Bonsi took out a big pot from somewhere and hit Ace directly on the head.

Regarding the life-long matter of not having to cook anymore, I, Bonsi, must definitely control all sources that leave a bad impression on Soraka.

It matters whether we can say goodbye to Bonsi's half-cooked and salty dishes in the future. We, the Spade Pirates, must shut up this unreliable captain.

"I'm sorry! Ace!"

"What are you going to do?"

"boom!"

"what!"